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Posted: 2005-04-14 07:11pm
by General Zod
2000AD wrote:If they included hardcore sex scenes in the Tomb Raider games do you think sales would go up or down?
knowing the prudes, it probably would have a negative impact. of course there's enough tomb raider hentai floating about on the web it won't make much of a difference.
Posted: 2005-04-14 07:14pm
by 2000AD
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:2000AD wrote:If they included hardcore sex scenes in the Tomb Raider games do you think sales would go up or down?
Down. They'd be banned probably.
Point.
Though doesn't God of War have a mini game where you have to pleasure two women at the same time?
Posted: 2005-04-14 07:18pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
Huge pic of Bastila. She's certainly attractive, but I prefer Lara over her.
2000AD wrote:Point.
Though doesn't God of War have a mini game where you have to pleasure two women at the same time?

Whaa--?? Sounds like fun.
But is it hardcore like porn movies or what? If so, I'd be really surprised that made it into a non-porn game.
Posted: 2005-04-14 07:19pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
2000AD wrote:If they included hardcore sex scenes in the Tomb Raider games do you think sales would go up or down?
Chances are that it could make the game suck.
Besides, if I wanted to see/have sex with Lara Croft that bad, I'd either go elsewhere online or just go to bed.
Posted: 2005-04-14 07:21pm
by Oberleutnant
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Did you forget Lara Croft is British?

Ooops.
But unlike the other two, she rarely talks anything!
I know Cate Archer and still prefer Lara over her. But now, this Bastila...hmm. I shall return with image(s).
Huge pic of Bastila. She's certainly attractive, but I prefer Lara over her.
If you haven't played KOTOR, now you have a good reason as any.
She looks 1000^99 better ingame! *goes to find pics*
Edit:
Here!
http://swkotor.wz.cz/bastila.jpg
Posted: 2005-04-14 07:22pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Chances are that it could make the game suck.
I don't dispute the fact that it could only lead to negative ramifications to the game and the game industry as a whole, but why would the content itself suck? If that were the ending of the game, a chance to fuck Lara Croft, why would it make the game suck? That'd rule! Lara wankers would have their dreams fullfilled!
Posted: 2005-04-14 07:24pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
Oberleutnant wrote:If you haven't played KOTOR, now you have a good reason as any.
She looks 1000^99 better ingame! *goes to find pics*
No she doesn't. Out of all of the images I've seen of her, I think she looks the best in that painting. But by all means, post whatever you find.

Posted: 2005-04-14 07:26pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Including in-game pornographic aspects tend to decrease the overall quality of the game itself, mostly due to lack of effort towards gameplay. Not to mention the whole oddity of having sex scenes for a character that the player controls.
I think there might be some small gender issues as well...
Posted: 2005-04-14 07:28pm
by Oberleutnant
That small ingame pic (added to my post above) I was able to find on a short notice doesn't do "her" justice.

Posted: 2005-04-14 07:36pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
Oberleutnant wrote:That small ingame pic (added to my post above) I was able to find on a short notice doesn't do "her" justice.

Hmm...well maybe next time I go over my cousin's house I can demand to see her. He has it on SEXBox--err--XBox.
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Including in-game pornographic aspects tend to decrease the overall quality of the game itself, mostly due to lack of effort towards gameplay. Not to mention the whole oddity of having sex scenes for a character that the player controls.
I think there might be some small gender issues as well...
You're probably right, but looking at it from the POV of heterosexual adolescent males whose fantasies have always been to fuck Lara's brains out, I'd say it'd be the best feature ever implemented in a game.

Posted: 2005-04-14 07:38pm
by Master of Ossus
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Master of Ossus wrote:She looks better, but I still don't see her as the bombshell of videogames the way many others do. Honestly, there are much better-looking chicks in other games.
I haven't found anyone else better looking than her. I demand you supply us all with visual evidence to support your claim.

Helena from Dead or Alive.
Here she is in the spin-off beach volleyball game.
And one more.
Pretty much any of the DoA girls are jaw-droppingly gorgeous.
When I'm emperor of the world, I'm going to create a special Minister of Videogame Women, whose job it will be to ensure no video-babe will have below a D-cup.
Posted: 2005-04-14 07:55pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
Master of Ossus wrote:snip
Pretty much any of the DoA girls are jaw-droppingly gorgeous.
Bah. Actually, I prefer Ivy Valentine over all of those DoA girls. And I'm not quite sure whom I prefer when it comes down to Ivy vs Lara.
Tons of Ivy images.
When I'm emperor of the world, I'm going to create a special Minister of Videogame Women, whose job it will be to ensure no video-babe will have below a D-cup.
So when am I sworn into office?

Posted: 2005-04-14 08:07pm
by Master of Ossus
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Master of Ossus wrote:snip
Pretty much any of the DoA girls are jaw-droppingly gorgeous.
Bah. Actually, I prefer Ivy Valentine over all of those DoA girls. And I'm not quite sure whom I prefer when it comes down to Ivy vs Lara.
Tons of Ivy images.
Ivy over Sophitia?

Posted: 2005-04-14 08:10pm
by SirNitram
Master of Ossus wrote:IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Master of Ossus wrote:snip
Pretty much any of the DoA girls are jaw-droppingly gorgeous.
Bah. Actually, I prefer Ivy Valentine over all of those DoA girls. And I'm not quite sure whom I prefer when it comes down to Ivy vs Lara.
Tons of Ivy images.
Ivy over Sophitia?

Sophitia vs. Helena vs. Mai Shinurai.
...WHAT?!
Posted: 2005-04-14 08:13pm
by Master of Ossus
SirNitram wrote:Sophitia vs. Helena vs. Mai Shinurai.
...WHAT?!
A matchup like that one calls for Zorro, whose masterful swordplay will doubtless up the... erm... human interest in the battle.
Posted: 2005-04-14 08:38pm
by Kuja
Master of Ossus wrote:IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Master of Ossus wrote:snip
Pretty much any of the DoA girls are jaw-droppingly gorgeous.
Bah. Actually, I prefer Ivy Valentine over all of those DoA girls. And I'm not quite sure whom I prefer when it comes down to Ivy vs Lara.
Tons of Ivy images.
Ivy over Sophitia?

Hell yes. In voice, appearance, and especially attitude,, I'd take Ivy over Sophitia any day.

Posted: 2005-04-14 08:43pm
by SAMAS
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Huge pic of Bastila. She's certainly attractive, but I prefer Lara over her.
2000AD wrote:Point.
Though doesn't God of War have a mini game where you have to pleasure two women at the same time?

Whaa--?? Sounds like fun.
But is it hardcore like porn movies or what? If so, I'd be really surprised that made it into a non-porn game.
Nah, you only get to hear voices, and a jar gets rocked off a pedestal and breaks.
You get an assload of powerup orbs the first time you do it, though.
Posted: 2005-04-14 09:18pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Ivy's got some simply wonderful throw moves that makes the submissive in me get all tingly...

Posted: 2005-04-14 10:10pm
by White Haven
Hmmmm...
*makes a note. Makes several notes. On the same subject*
Posted: 2005-04-14 10:11pm
by Stark
How could they go down? Five people bought Angel of Darkness, and there's at least five people IN THIS THREAD that'd buy a revisioned version.
Posted: 2005-04-15 03:08am
by IRG CommandoJoe
What are you talking about? Including hardcore pornography into a video game would cause all of the Joe Lieberman-types to try to ban the game. And if they don't succeed in banning the game, it'd get a lot of bad press anyways. Also parents wouldn't allow their children to buy the games since they would hear about it in the news. Usually parents don't know wtf is in video games and their kids wind up getting it because they lie about the content in it. But with the shit storm created over porn in a TR game, they're bound to find out what their kids are playing.
And there are those who wouldn't want it in the game, like Spanky, and might not buy it out of principle.
Posted: 2005-04-15 03:14am
by Stofsk
Uraniun235 wrote:What the hell is with the excessive makeup?
A girl's gotta look her best.
Posted: 2005-04-15 02:12pm
by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
Master of Ossus wrote:She looks better, but I still don't see her as the bombshell of videogames the way many others do. Honestly, there are much better-looking chicks in other games.
Yup, but how often we see a good-looking *in-game* chicks? Sure Rinoa Heartily looks hot,
but in the trailer, doesn't she?
Except... Probably I'm just light-years behind new games.
Posted: 2005-04-15 04:25pm
by Master of Ossus
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Master of Ossus wrote:She looks better, but I still don't see her as the bombshell of videogames the way many others do. Honestly, there are much better-looking chicks in other games.
Yup, but how often we see a good-looking *in-game* chicks? Sure Rinoa Heartily looks hot,
but in the trailer, doesn't she?
Except... Probably I'm just light-years behind new games.
It's hard to find a good image of her online, but have a look at
Elite Force's Kleeya.
The only
half-way decent shot of her is from the back. (Sorry, but you have to scroll down to the 4th image... I'd spend some time with her in Stellar Cartography.)
Posted: 2005-04-15 09:01pm
by Cabwi Desco
Oh hell, 'whats with the thing about people wanting to see VG chicks in their birthday suit?' apparently there was enough with it that playboy did an entire section on it and featuring a few characters in the buff (notably Rayne from Bloodrayne).
VG Porn in mainstream games? its only a couple hundred thousand religious fundamentalists away. To be effective it would have to be an 'Under the Radar' game, IE, no promotion and NO scheduled release date. slip it in silently to store shelves and let the buzz rise, by that time it would be too late for them to react and pull it, because by that time its mainstream and people will already have it.