FAP FAP FAP*Star Wars sucks* FAP FAP FAP

[Dooey Jo]

Wow! He wasn't even funny! That much meaningless ranting and not one line of funny is effectively unreadable.

[Cykeisme]

The moron who wrote that "review" has merely inspired me to go watch Revenge of the Sith another one or two times, although it'll take time out of my studying schedule for my final year of undergraduate studies

[The Spartan]

Why am I even so angry? Is it once again a case of shattered hopes? Thinking back a few hours from now, I really wasn't expecting much, at least not consciously. But, as I was recounting to my friend as we drove back to my place in utter disgust (to pound some beer, yes), I really had had high hopes for Episode I.

I think this is the real problem. He's just pissed that the Prequels didn't live up to his obviously unattainable expectations. He expects high art out of a goddamn popcorn movie. Hell I didn't think the movie was flawless but this asshole seems to think that if the movie isn't flawless then it's just the director shitting on the audience.

He also seems to be terrified of the notion that he might be a Star Wars geek. Even a little bit. And he has to shit on SW, Lucas and us to assuage his fears. I've read reviews on that sight before and I can't for the life of me understand why they hate geeks so much. I don't even consider it to be something to be ashamed of, hell I'm proud that I'm a little geeky. So fuck him. And fuck his holier-than-though psuedo-intellectual bullshit.

He needs to go back to masturbating over his obscure, boring art-films and leave the rest of us to enjoy our reality break in peace.

[Junghalli]

I think Darth Wong has his psychology pegged about right. Notice how he can't resist the chance to contrast his idea of a good film with what he judges to be the garbage the plebians shovel down their throats because they don't know better.
Ironically, he does bring up what I think is a legitimate issue: TPM and AOTC were IMO just time-waisting milking of the cash-cow. Especially TPM. RoTS was the only one of the prequels that I felt really added something to the Star Wars saga that couldn't have been told in an extra twenty minutes of footage slapped onto one of the other movies.

[aerius]

That assclown reviewer needs to get laid. Fortunately that's not going to happen unless he gets a hooker, and I doubt that's gonna happen either since he sounds like too much of a loser to have any money. I'm pretty certain the guy's some high school dropout whose job is to take out the trash at McDonalds since he's too incompetant to flip burgers.