My sister's methodist church will not even allow for a proper baptism until the child has reached an age where she can understand what she's doing. So instead they have a "dedication ceremony".
It all seems rather fair, to me.

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TREKWARS (not involving furries!)
EVIL BRIT CONSPIRACY: Son of York; bringing glorious summer to the winter of your discontent.
KNIGHTS ASTRUM CLADES: I am a holy knight! Or something rhyming with knight, anyway...