Should we revoke Pluto's status as a planet?

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Should Pluto's status as a Planet be revoked?

Yes, revoke.
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42%
No, Pluto should keep its status.
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58%
 
Total votes: 93

tharkûn
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Post by tharkûn »

For historical reasons Pluto should be considered an honorary planet. Everyone who is interested then knows it doesn't meet the normal criteria for planethood, but that it is of sufficient historical significance to be given the honorary title.

Anyone not inquisitive enough to learn the difference between an honorary planet and a normal planet obviously doesn't matter anyways. Such people may be impressed by space missions to "the farthest planet", but other than that the title means nothing to them.
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Post by Pick »

I say we should give it "honorary planet" status. Part of me screams that's retarded, but I've always had a soft spot in my heart for the poor little piece of rocky shit, Pluto.

Probably because it's named after the God of the Underworld. Come onnnnn, we need a planet like that!
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