Posted: 2005-09-23 06:57pm
If I may:
Thoughts?
Note the symbol.
Thoughts?
Note the symbol.
GDC
Enchantment
tap-place chatters excitably tokens on target creature
tap-tap all creatures with chatter's excitably tokens
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Posted: 2005-09-23 07:03pm
Posted: 2005-09-23 08:22pm
Maybe I'll cook one up over the weekend, if somebody sends me a source image and an idea to work with...
Posted: 2005-09-23 09:13pm
Hmmm interesting wonder what my card would look like.
Posted: 2005-09-23 10:38pm
Somehow I don't think I've been here long enough to get a card...
Posted: 2005-09-23 10:59pm
darthdavid 3/3 Type: Spammer Cost: Whatever
Abilities:
Spam Post: Tap: Put one spam counter on target board. If a mod is in play the person in control of said mod may remove any such counter and place a -1/-1 counter on darthdavid for each one removed.
Davey Crockett: Tap, High Priced Kicker, Remove target less than 5/5 creature from play. If it is regenerated it comes back into play with 3 -1/-0 radiation counters on it. One counter is removed each time it's tapped.
(Of course it's wankish, I'm desigining a card for myself
)
Abilities:
Spam Post: Tap: Put one spam counter on target board. If a mod is in play the person in control of said mod may remove any such counter and place a -1/-1 counter on darthdavid for each one removed.
Davey Crockett: Tap, High Priced Kicker, Remove target less than 5/5 creature from play. If it is regenerated it comes back into play with 3 -1/-0 radiation counters on it. One counter is removed each time it's tapped.
(Of course it's wankish, I'm desigining a card for myself
)Posted: 2005-09-23 11:31pm
Posted: 2005-09-23 11:32pm
WeeMadAndo 5Black
Creature - Legendary Arsehole/Australian
[tap] - pay 1 black to make any creature with the "American" quality, have a hissy fit. Place on 3 tokens and remove one at the beginning of the controllers players turn. The target creature is -2/-2 until all tokens have been removed.
2/3
I probably deserve to have a "Slippery as Pelican Shit" quality as well - the amount of times I've not been banned is quite remarkable.
Creature - Legendary Arsehole/Australian
[tap] - pay 1 black to make any creature with the "American" quality, have a hissy fit. Place on 3 tokens and remove one at the beginning of the controllers players turn. The target creature is -2/-2 until all tokens have been removed.
2/3
I probably deserve to have a "Slippery as Pelican Shit" quality as well - the amount of times I've not been banned is quite remarkable.
Posted: 2005-09-23 11:33pm
Oh and the image for my card should be, well, you know what... The flames... Oh how high the flames burnt...
Posted: 2005-09-23 11:37pm
Thank you man. You're the bomb!Noble Ire wrote:*SNIP AWESOME*
Posted: 2005-09-23 11:48pm
Made these, I don't know how long ago, but never posted them anywhere.
Posted: 2005-09-23 11:49pm
Hope you don't mind if I took a few liberties concerning the picture and class (size issues.) And I tried to make you as slippery as shit as well. 
Oh, and glad I could help david.
Oh, and glad I could help david.
Posted: 2005-09-23 11:58pm
[broken img tags for a reason]http://img111.exs.cx/img111/8782/flameon2si.jpg[/broken image tags for a reason]
There you go - that's the image I was referring to.
Flavour text:
"I believe this is where I step in and say...
BUT AMERICA FUCKING SUCKS ANYWAY!
Excuse me while I cackle insanely in the corner."
Otherwise - great job. Though, you might want to quantify the amount of "Outrage" tokens...
There you go - that's the image I was referring to.
Flavour text:
"I believe this is where I step in and say...
BUT AMERICA FUCKING SUCKS ANYWAY!
Excuse me while I cackle insanely in the corner."
Otherwise - great job. Though, you might want to quantify the amount of "Outrage" tokens...
Posted: 2005-09-23 11:58pm
Lol at the old Mr Bean Pic card. I'ts been awhile since that happened.
Mr Bean 2/5 Type: Moderator(Gold) 5 Colorless, 1 Blue 1 White
Abilities
Mr Bean can not be countered.
Islandwalk
(The Lock)1BL-Tap target permant. Target permant does not untap during its next untap phase unless controler pays 1(Colorless)
Hmmm need a second ability.
Mr Bean 2/5 Type: Moderator(Gold) 5 Colorless, 1 Blue 1 White
Abilities
Mr Bean can not be countered.
Islandwalk
(The Lock)1BL-Tap target permant. Target permant does not untap during its next untap phase unless controler pays 1(Colorless)
Hmmm need a second ability.
Posted: 2005-09-23 11:59pm
I have been making cards for a "Bible the gathering" theme were I made of myself as 2/2 creature with protection from religion, and cannot be targeted by debate fallacies (in this set religion is a creature class, and debate fallacies take the place of instants). I also made a card of Biologist Richard Dawkins.
Posted: 2005-09-24 12:06am
Eh, okay. What the hell. I figure my general perviness in the chats oughtta be worth something. Plus I've got one of the coolest villains ever to use as inspiration. 
Posted: 2005-09-24 12:08am
Captain Cyran 1/3 Type: Psychopathic Mage 4 colorless 2 Black.
Captain Cyran cannot be the target of spells or abilities
Tap: Deal one point of damage to target creature or player.
3BL, Tap: Remove target creature from the game, Captain Cyran does not untap during the next untap phase.
Captain Cyran cannot be the target of spells or abilities
Tap: Deal one point of damage to target creature or player.
3BL, Tap: Remove target creature from the game, Captain Cyran does not untap during the next untap phase.
Posted: 2005-09-24 12:15am
Image modified Weemadando.
Cyran, is there any image in particular you want on it?
Cyran, is there any image in particular you want on it?
Posted: 2005-09-24 12:24am
Something involving Black Mage using his Hadoken. Or if you don't have any of that a Black Mage in general.
Posted: 2005-09-24 12:28am
Sir Nitram
(2 colorless, 3 red mana)
Pro-Wars Debator
Trollhunter: If any Trolls are in play, Nitram must attack them or use Inferno whenever possible.
Lazy Bastard: If no Trolls are in play, Nitram is at -3/-2 and Inferno costs (+2 Red Mana) more to cast.
Inferno: Tap, (3 red mana). Deal 5 damage to target player.
"Let this be a lesson to all who stand against SDNet: You will perish. Alone and surrounded by situational homosexuality."
5/5
(2 colorless, 3 red mana)
Pro-Wars Debator
Trollhunter: If any Trolls are in play, Nitram must attack them or use Inferno whenever possible.
Lazy Bastard: If no Trolls are in play, Nitram is at -3/-2 and Inferno costs (+2 Red Mana) more to cast.
Inferno: Tap, (3 red mana). Deal 5 damage to target player.
"Let this be a lesson to all who stand against SDNet: You will perish. Alone and surrounded by situational homosexuality."
5/5
Posted: 2005-09-24 12:29am
How's this?
Posted: 2005-09-24 12:30am
Forgot your stats there Nit. I'm assuming a 3/3?
EDIT: Beautiful Ire. I'll try to convince one of the ladies to give you a kiss on the cheek for that one. *Saves image*
EDIT: Beautiful Ire. I'll try to convince one of the ladies to give you a kiss on the cheek for that one. *Saves image*
Posted: 2005-09-24 12:31am
5/5. I'm not completely powerless and lackadasy when there's no troll to splat... Okay, nearlyCaptain Cyran wrote:Forgot your stats there Nit. I'm assuming a 3/3?
Posted: 2005-09-24 12:33am
I'd like to see one of myself. I don't have any clue how MTG works, so I suppose something about me and my feeldoe fetish would do. 
Plus military and hardware wanking, of course.
Plus military and hardware wanking, of course.Posted: 2005-09-24 12:34am
Pretty powerful for a mana cost of only 5 huh?SirNitram wrote:5/5. I'm not completely powerless and lackadasy when there's no troll to splat... Okay, nearlyCaptain Cyran wrote:Forgot your stats there Nit. I'm assuming a 3/3?