Col. Crackpot's 4th annual crappy Christmas music thread!!

[Duckie]

Little Drummer Boy. If he's offering to play his drum, why is he previously and in the same sentence saying "A Rum Bum Bum Bum"? Little fucker is already playing, apparantly. A little presumptuous, one would say.

Not to mention it's a bad song, idiotic words aside.

[weemadando]

Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis

[aerius]

Countless radio stations across North America have begun playing all holiday music, all the time! Sure, there are some gems, such as Barenaked Ladies/Sarah McLachlin's God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen and Bruce Springsteen's Santa Clause is coming to town.

I just need to add that Sarah McLachlan's hot and I'd fuck her if I was single.


Let's see, 12 Days of Christmas just pisses me off, I can't stand it. Every time I hear it in a store I want to pick up a crowbar and smash all the speakers.

The stupid Chipmunks song was already mentioned, it also gives me violent homocidal urges. I've also heard a fake Chipmunks version of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree", it was so bad that I was stunned and didn't know if I should go WTF? or flip out and kill things.

[Metatwaddle]

Let's see, 12 Days of Christmas just pisses me off, I can't stand it. Every time I hear it in a store I want to pick up a crowbar and smash all the speakers.

You've probably heard it, but just in case - listening to Weird Al's Twelve Pains of Christmas might help. Or at least singing it in your head when they play the Twelve Days song - see how much of it you can remember while trying to block out the song that's actually playing...

No, of course I'm not crazy.

[felineki]

When it comes to my tastes in Christmas music, the fewer lyrics and more synthesizers, the better. So basically, if you're not Mannheim Steamroller, you need not apply.