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Agent Fisher
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Post by Agent Fisher »

1. God/government separation is recognized as evil
2. Churches support candidates in Christ
3. Our constitution is amended to say "Jesus is Lord"
4. Laws, and history rewritten in light of the gospel
5. All Antichrist alliances rescinded
6. Other nations amend their constitutions to say "Jesus is Lord"
7. Profit?
8. Israel amends its constitution to say "Jesus is Lord"
9. Demons flee into the one doomed to destruction
10. Temple is built by Christians on Mount Mariah
11. Jerusalem becomes the Spiritual, economic, and political center of the world
12. Nations beat their swords into plowshares and disband their armies
13. Man of lawlessness rises to power, and forms a military power
14. Other nations fall away including Israel
15. Jerusalem, Mystery Babylon, is plundered
16. Jesus returns to gather the faithful, and destroy the wicked
17. Jesus rules 1,000 years until Satan is released, and temps the nations
18. Satan’s ultimate destruction
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Post by DesertFly »

I gotta say, it worries me when I see things like this. Crazy-nutjobs != A good view of Christians.
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wolveraptor wrote:I never got the YEC timeline. Why does God waver back and forth between saving people and tempting them? It's like he barely beats Satan in an arm wrestling contest that decides the fate of our souls.
But don't ya know, Brotha, that our LAAAAAAAWD JAAAAAAAYYYYY-sus is just a-teasin' Old Scratch, keepin' him from winnin' all the time, cos he's GAAAAAAAAWD, and there ain't nobody what can beat GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD, is there, brotha's and sistah's? /thumps pulpit decisively/
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Welcome to the 21st century...























BCE.
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