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Posted: 2006-03-26 08:27am
by Ghost Rider
Yeah I remember playing these things. Unresponsive shitbags, basically using the Zelda name to sell something that you couldn't give away free.
And the less said about the cut scenes the better.
Posted: 2006-03-26 08:32am
by Flagg
Ghost Rider wrote:Yeah I remember playing these things. Unresponsive shitbags, basically using the Zelda name to sell something that you couldn't give away free.
And the less said about the cut scenes the better.
Makes
Dr. Katz look like revolutionary animation on the cutting edge of the technology.
Posted: 2006-03-26 09:05am
by Ghost Rider
Flagg wrote:Ghost Rider wrote:Yeah I remember playing these things. Unresponsive shitbags, basically using the Zelda name to sell something that you couldn't give away free.
And the less said about the cut scenes the better.
Makes
Dr. Katz look like revolutionary animation on the cutting edge of the technology.
Oh yeah.
I mean it was not innovative as much as it was a desecration of LoZ.
And seriously when I mean the game is bad....it's bad. There are C-64 games that had more innovation as a platformer then this pile, both of them.
Posted: 2006-03-26 09:20am
by wautd
Eyes... Bleeding...
Posted: 2006-03-26 10:48am
by Admiral Valdemar
Oh CHRIST. It's like some mock game from The Simpsons or something. This is horribly bad.
It actually sounds like something out of The Mighty Boosh. Where's Tony Harrison?
Posted: 2006-03-26 11:16am
by SAMAS
wautd wrote:Eyes... Bleeding...
Here! Use these goggles!
Posted: 2006-03-26 11:40am
by wautd
SAMAS wrote:wautd wrote:Eyes... Bleeding...
Here! Use these goggles!
The goggles do nothing!
Posted: 2006-03-26 11:52am
by felineki
Wow. And I thought MY drawings were crappy. I can't believe how sloppy these are. At some points, the characters zoom in and out and rotate as if the camera is moving, but the backgrounds stay completely static. WTF?
Not to mention the character control in the actual gameplay segments look horrible as well. Fitting I suppose... crappy cutscenes for a crappy game.
Posted: 2006-03-26 05:20pm
by Utsanomiko
Dooey Jo wrote:WTF are they doing when they're talking? Waving their arms around like maniacs... WTF...
Why aren't there any videos from Zelda's Adventure, which featured FMVs? Wonder if the actors did the same thing there
"Full Animation: Just because you don't need 24 frames per second for dialogue doesn't mean you can't fill every frame with frantic action anyway!"
Posted: 2006-03-26 09:40pm
by Uraniun235
Man, I came in here expecting some hot naked elf chick action. I'm disappointed.
Posted: 2006-03-26 11:14pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Uraniun235 wrote:Man, I came in here expecting some hot naked elf chick action. I'm disappointed.
Well if it helps, Zelda did have a subversively weird crappy porno fanart quality to her...
Posted: 2006-03-26 11:14pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I managed to get to Link speaking before the cringe factor got too high for me. It's probably the sole reason why Link never actually speaks in any of the games that came after it.
Posted: 2006-03-27 12:24am
by Utsanomiko
Link has a record for being unlistenable.
"Well, excuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"
Posted: 2006-03-27 12:25am
by Vaporous
There are no words. None.