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Zed Snardbody wrote:

Gil Hamilton wrote:Duck are a plague upon the Earth. Filthy hissing winged vermin.

That's geese.

And they both taste pretty good, unfortunately they're not that substantial once all the fat's melted off them.

Another thought...

Tinkerbell wrote:Another thought...
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My eyes! My virgin eyes!

Yikes...

Tinkerbell wrote:Another thought...


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See, this is why we don't take you anywhere!

NeoGoomba wrote:

Tinkerbell wrote: Or maybe he loves them cause they're so cute!

But thats only with a cannon strapped to them. Without that, horses are mean and bite people, and make racial slurs like Mr. Ed.

Perhaps theres some new breed of Unicorn that has infatuated him, which instead of having a horn, it has a RPG launcher?

Bah, he can do better than that. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Objective Interim Tactical Equinonuclear Quadrovelocipedic Vehicle. Behold!



For those confused: M-388 'Davy Crockett' tactical nuclear recoilless rifle.

(Yes, i do realise that i've made it so the backblast fires directly into the horse's brain. OTOH, it's C-130 transportable.)