Darth Nostril wrote:Nicely worded

Thanks. I was trying to channel a bit of the spirit from comic-bureaucratic masterpieces such as "Rocks are NOT free, citizen!"
Anyway, here's the promised update.
Day Five, 8:45 a.m.
"Gordon! Hal!" Simon called as he came down the stairs of the house that was being used as the central office of "Planning and Logistics." He'd just left the bedroom the boss was working out of.
I worry about him. He's not a young man, and lying face down on cold cobblestones didn't do his lungs any good. "Change of plans! We've got a new job!"
Hal responded first, in a Midwestern drawl: "Where now?"
"A crew's going to Siasconset on the East End, to figure out what's been going on over there. Aaand guess who's appointed to go with them and take notes?"
Gordon had just gotten up from going over a list; he sagged. "Fuck. Weren't they shooting at each other yesterday?"
"Exactly. Tuesday the Watch sent a truck out there just to scout. Everything seemed normal, and there was one bunch more or less in charge. Wednesday the next truck heard shooting, so they pulled back. Now they want to go back for another look.
One thing Simon was learning about Hal, you could trust him to spot minutiae: "Tuesday? Wednesday?"
"Gah! You know what I mean. Until the astronomers tell me otherwise, it was Sunday when we got here, just like it was Sunday when we left."
Gordon, more of a big picture guy, had an eyebrow raised, and was staring at his fellows: "Screw calendars. Did I miss something, or are we
driving into a gunfight?"
Simon fielded the question. "Our friendly neighborhood Watch says the fighting was pretty sporadic yesterday and died off towards evening. If it starts up before we get there, we just turn around."
"So... what if it starts up while we're there?"
"Hmm. No orders, come to think of it. Personally, I'd say "Oh, shit.
Run!"
"Ah, so you're in charge then?"
"Oh, no no no. That honor goes to our good friend Mr. Fernandez. Or the guy running the Watch squad. Or… both? Let them hash it out."
Hal snorted. "I'll bet on Fernandez. Man's got dignity; he'd make a good gavel-plyer."
He had a point; a lot of the question of who was in charge here came down to personalities and case by case decisions. The lines of command between the Watch and the civilian leadership were still hazy at best. Simon wasn't sure whether to expect the end result to be civilian control of the military or military control of the civilians; at the moment the Watchmen mostly played their own game and coordinated with non-members if and when they felt necessary.
We need some kind of a unified civil government, something the gunmen can talk to, or they'll take over pretty soon just because no one else has.
The one saving grace of the situation was that the Watch wasn't actively bidding for power, insofar as that mattered when they already had it.
"So… if we're not in charge of them, that means they're in charge of us?"
"But of course, but of course. What did you expect?"
Gordon nodded; Hal made a sour face.
Can't blame him. All three men were within a few years of twenty-five. Most of the Island's emerging senior leadership took more notice of them than they would of a pack of teenagers… but not much more. The boss was arguably an exception, but that might be self-defense; if he was out and about more he wouldn't need to trust his deputies as far.
Better carry on, though.
Simon started gesturing, not so much to illustrate his words as to have something to do with his hands. "Basically, the Watchmen guard Mr. Fernandez while he tracks down someone who's more or less in charge. In theory, he figures out what's going on, negotiates a cease-fire between all parties, and brings them into the righteous fold of the Someone or Other's Possibly-a-Republic of Nantucket." This last was said with a pious expression and a raised finger, both of which drooped as he continued. "In practice, he probably backs one bunch and scares the others into shutting down, same ending. Either way, we're along to count beans and bullets. Especially bullets. We've still got a while to get our stuff together, though; the Watchmen aren't coming through until ten."
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10:30 a.m.
The Watchman in the passenger seat of the pickup listened to his squawking handset, then turned to the passengers in back.
"OK, boys, the lead truck is stopping at the edge of the golf course up ahead to have a look around. If the fighting has stopped, we go in. Going to be at least ten minutes, so make yourselves comfortable." The irony wasn't lost on Simon; the truck body was just wide enough that the three-man team could sit abreast without digging into each others' ribs too badly.
I'm not helping, Simon thought, trying to squeeze a fraction closer to the passenger-side door.
Should I dig out my book? The notion flashed through his head for only a moment before he quashed it. Trawling through a volume of Kipling for his old favorites had helped to keep him sane these past few days, but there were times and places. This was neither.
The lead truck held Fernandez and most of the Watch squad's firepower. Normally Watchmen carried pistols, but of the four men in the truck, one had a shotgun, one something Simon couldn't identify any more closely than "hunting rifle," and a third had what he could swear was an M4 carbine. The senior man in the trailing truck, who'd just spoken had yet another shotgun.
I can see why they pulled out all the stops for this, but… where did they get the machine gun?
He looked out the open window, nervously. They were surrounded by scrub and low, twisted trees. Except for a handful of scraggly spruce and pine trees, the leaves had fallen off nearly everything; November in Massachusetts was no joke. They were near the coast, as shown by the faint sound of surf half a mile to the east and across the lake to the north. He didn't hear anything in particular over the surf.
Would I notice gunfire at all from here? The seconds crawled by. Finally, more squawks came from the radio.
"It's all clear. We're going in." The driver started the truck and began rolling south. Soon the trees and scrub opened out as they crossed the golf course. The road slanted southeast, nearing the coast until Simon could look across Hal and Gordon's seats and see the ocean between the houses on the far side of the road. Up ahead, the road bent to the right; the lead tuck with most of the firepower had already rounded the bend. Another garbled radio message came in, and the Watchman riding shotgun sounded apprehensive. "Stop! They say they've run into a checkpoint. No weapons in sight."
The truck stopped; there was silence on the handset for a minute. "All right, they seem peaceable enough. Fernandez talked them around. Will says to stop on the far side of the checkpoint and wait for further orders, though." He pulled a map out of the glovebox and sketched out a route with his finger. The driver nodded and mumbled agreement, and they continued around the bend, onto what the maps back in town had called Sankaty Avenue. Sankaty ran straight south towards the main built-up area, and they could see the checkpoint ahead. Someone had managed to improvise a barricade of parked cars and a few felled trees, narrowing the road to one lane. There was a young men standing by the side of the road in a visible position, about fifty feet short of the barricade. They pulled up by the group. One of the…
might as well call them locals… greeted them.
"You guys are the other truck they said would be coming?"
The passenger-side Watchman replied. "Yup."
"OK." He waved his arm, signaling to an unseen comrade behind the barrier. "Ah, did they tell you where to go?"
"Yes."
"All right; we won't stand in your way, sir."
The truck started again. As they passed the barricade, Simon saw two teenagers watching them from the south side of the wall. They were standing beside a heavy, gnarled tree trunk with improvised handles nailed to it. Was that to block the gap with?
Looks fresh. Someone must have cut that on purpose… definitely some organization here.
Once they were well past the blockade, they pulled right onto a narrow side street, but the driver kept the engine running. It was about five minutes before the team in the lead truck told them to proceed. They pulled back onto Sankaty, following it south to a shallow left turn. Just past the turn, they took a right onto another street; Gordon looked out the driver's side window and murmured "Coffin Street… oh,
joy." The houses on both sides were large, with big lawns; they mostly looked like millionaires' summer homes. Some of them were far back from the road, screened by trees. Here, the autumn leaves had mostly been bagged or blown aside; the ground was clear. As they neared the far end of the street, the driver slowed down. Another teenage boy was standing by the side of the road in the mouth of one of the driveways, waving his arms.
"Hey! Mr. Dolsen is in the house up ahead on the right, but you'll want to park here and cut through, like the other guys did, OK? I mean, to stay out of the line of fire."
The driver spoke up: "Line of fire? Has there been shooting?"
"Not today, but Mr. Clay says not to take any chances."
The driver glanced over at his fellow, who said "All right." The truck pulled up to the curb. They piled out, and Simon saw the other Watch pickup parked a short distance down the road. The radioman spoke into his handset for a minute, then waved to the driver and the Logistics team. "Come on. Will and Fernandez are already inside talking to the local leaders."
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The group cut across the property line, headed for the house on the corner. A big circular driveway looped up from Coffin Street on the south; the house looked to be set about fifty feet back from each street.
These houses are so big they're ridiculous… The teenager sidled up to the front door and knocked. After some rattling from inside, the door opened and he announced them: "It's the rest of the bunch from over in town!"
A resonant baritone echoed from inside "Come in, come in!" The Watch and Logistics crew entered the vestibule. Turning, they saw Mr. Fernandez and a local seated on a corner sofa in what looked like a living room. The local had dark hair with a hint of gray at the temples and an engaging, toothy smile
The pistol-carrying Watchman Simon had seen get into the lead truck was standing by the entry to the living room; the others were nowhere in sight. The Watchman on guard nodded down the hall, and the two who had come with Simon went off that way. Mr. Fernandez gestured the Logistics team into the living room. Simon looked from one man to the other, trying to size up the stranger.
Hmm. Looks like he's trying to play up the "I radiate authority," angle, with success. Just like Fernandez. I wonder what happens when two Gravitas Fields collide…
"So, these are your staff?"
"Not really; if they're anyone's staff they belong to our Chief of Planning."
"Ah, yes, you mentioned him. Loved his work. I hope he's all right?"
"Caught a nasty cold on Arrival Day, I'm afraid. He… seems to be on the mend."
"Good. In any case, Mr. Dolsen…"
"Please, call me James."
"Thank you; call me Bob. As I was saying, they're mostly here to take inventory; we're especially trying to keep control of the firearms and medicine."
"I can see why, after the mess we're in."
"Yes, that is more or less what we're afraid of. A splinter group sneaking off with a case of pistols and ammunition and striking off on their own…" Mr. Fernandez shook his head. "Not good, not good at all."
"We've got them pinned down, but… well, honestly, I'd be lying if I said I was sure we could get them back under control. We don't really have the firepower. Some good men, but not much to arm them with. Do you think you could spare…"
"Ah, I'm afraid not. But I think I can convince Will to bring in some reinforcements."
"Suppose that'll do. But those, those
thugs… I'm not sure we're going to be able to solve this without storming the place. They're like animals, Bob."
"Surely it's not that bad, James?"
"I think it is. They ran off with something like a fifth of our stockpiled ammunition and canned goods and… well, as I said, they opened fire on one of our search parties without warning; one of the poor boys is badly hurt. And to make things worse, when we found out they were gone yesterday morning, two of the girls were missing."
"Oh, God."
"There were no signs of a struggle, so we
hope they left voluntarily, but… well, I think you see why I'm not optimistic about a truce."
Fernandez was slumped in his seat. He looked… badly out of his depth, trying to come up with something to say. He took a long breath, then carried on: "I think I'll get Sergeant Roberts moving on that backup team. There are only ten of them, you said; we ought to be able to handle ten." He stood up, then turned. His eyes were unfocused; they settled on Simon.
Me in particular, or am I just standing closest?
"Simon, this sounds like a good time for you boys to start inventory work. James, if there's anything you're in urgent need of…?"
Simon cut in: "Sir, you said something about an injured man. Should we be bringing up a doctor along with the reinforcements?"
Dolsen nodded sharply. "Good idea, ah…"
"Simon. This is Gordon, and this is Hal." He turned to Fernandez, who had been about to leave the room. "Sir, would you mind making a note of that when you talk to Sergeant Roberts?"
"Right. And I think the ladies at Point Breeze may want to send up a delegation to talk to… Cheryl, wasn't it?"
"Thank you." Dolsen blinked, then smiled again. "Feels like the cavalry's arrived."
Fernandez left the living room and went down the hall, presumably to meet up with the other Watchmen. The local leader said nothing for a moment; Simon cut in.
"So, Mr. Dolsen, we should probably get to the inventory work. The sooner we figure out what's in short supply here, the sooner we can try to even things out."
He smiled again. "You wouldn't happen to have any gas to spare, would you?"
"Sorry. Don't think I can swing that. Everyone's low on fuel, obviously. I've heard someone promise that he knows how to convert car engines to burn fermented wood gas, but I'll believe it works when I see it."
"Heh. Might be worth a shot; we've got more low quality timber around here than we know what to do with."
"Well, I hope to see it, put it that way, sir. Now, if we could get down to business?
Dolsen nodded. "I see what you mean. We've got caches all over the place, wherever we could find storage space. I've been able to keep people pulling together, but the paperwork has been… spotty. So we've got a tally of our own, but it might not be complete. There's a copy next door that I've been working on; I've tried to stay near here since the standoff started."
"I see. Thank you; that might be a good place to start. What about firearms? The Watch would definitely like a record of what you've found in that department. Policy; they've been worried since Day One about, well, what seems to have happened here."
"Smart men. As for the guns, you'd really want to talk to Tom upstairs." Dolsen saw Simon's confusion and expanded: "Tom Clay. Good man, been very helpful. Good shot, too. Calling him our Secretary of War would be pretentious, so we just call him 'sheriff.' He's been running our side of the line so far in this mess. He had riflemen up in the windows of the houses around the one the Animals forted up in by noon; that's how we've kept them contained so far. But it's been quiet, so he should be able to talk to you. And he'll
definitely have the gun inventory straight."
"Thanks." Simon turned to Gordon and Hal. "How about you guys go and look over their inventory, and I go upstairs to talk to Mr. Clay?" Hal replied "Sure" and nodded to Gordon. The two men walked out the door.
As Simon turned to the stairs, Dolsen added "He should be in one of the bedrooms, probably the room at the end of the hall on your left. And I'll go get someone to relieve Tom. When your "Night Watch" backup arrives, we can have a little council of war down here."
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As he crested the stairs and turned left, a thought struck Simon.
No sense surprising a man with a gun. He called out ahead "Mr. Clay? James sent me up to have a word." The reply came, as Dolsen predicted, from the bedroom at the end of the hall. "Come on in."
Simon was a little taken aback when he entered the room. The easy, conversational tone seemed out of place from a man kneeling at a table set in front of a window nestling a rifle to his cheek. With his attention drawn to the rifle, Simon noticed that the local 'shootist' had propped the muzzle up on a stack of books, holding it right at his eye level.
Improvised mount, for stability? Before he noticed more, Clay took a quick glance towards the door and spoke again. He looked about fifty, give or take a few years.
"Hmm. You're one of the people from town?"
"Uh, yes; call me Simon, please.
What does he want that I can offer him? Since we've got reinforcements coming in, James thought it might be a good time to have a… he called it a 'council of war.' Said he was going to get someone to relieve you."
"Sounds like a plan. Did he say when Howard would get here?"
Howard? Must be the replacement.
"No. I assume you'd like to keep your eye on the ball until he gets here?"
Clay was still sighting down his rifle. He clicked his tongue, took a breath, and said "Yeah, I think I would. If I don't cover the little bastards from this angle, who will?"
Simon paused, not sure how to reply; a few beats later Clay continued. "Don't take this the wrong way, please, but would you mind standing over in the corner?" He nodded his head towards one of the corners of the room on the exterior wall. "Be easier to talk with you."
"Right." He walked over to the corner. Stopping there he looked at the room, this time figuring the angles.
Come to think of it, this also puts me much farther out of sight of someone looking in through that window… Eep.
"I, ah, don't want to distract you…"
"It's all right, son, long as you quiet down if I need you to." Clay had a reassuring voice; was it something he was trying to project, or was he just that way naturally?
"Thanks. Anyway, now that I've brought the latest news from downstairs, there was something I'd been meaning to ask you about." Simon fished the notebook from his jeans; he'd kept the pen in his front pocket all along. "We've been trying to get an inventory of all the guns on the island…"
One of Clay's eyebrows rose. "…so you can round them all up?"
Oh shit. 'Cold dead fingers' type ahoy! "Well, sir, I won't lie to you, that's mostly what they've been doing over in town. Things have been kind of twitchy, and… well, if you've been getting the same kind of people over here we have over there, most of them wouldn't know which end the bullet comes out of anyway. But I don't actually know if they're going to try that here." Clay was letting him finish, that was something. "It's… well if you ask me, it's mostly the same thing we're trying to do with the medicine, the tools, things like that. We don't need to
have them all, but we at least need to know where they are and make sure they're in responsible hands."
Simon felt himself becoming more vehement. "It's just… look what happened here. It's, ah, more stable back in town, put it that way, but there's really nothing stopping the people on the periphery from going rogue like this bunch." He waved his hand towards the wall. "I don't make the decisions, but I think it makes sense to at least know where the guns
are. Otherwise we're going to walk into a lot of nasty surprises before things calm down."
Clay said nothing for a moment. "Huh. So, you're just here to take inventory, then? How will you know if… oh, right, the registration papers."
"Right, sir. Just so we know what's been found and what's still missing. And what the, ah, splinter group ran off with, if your people are sure of that."
The older man chuckled. "Oh, we know, we know. Since Howard doesn't seem to be hurrying up here, how about I reel off the list for you?"
"Hmm? That would be very helpful, thank you."
"Just the three rifles, and nothing heavy; the others are like this piece…"
"Let me guess: .22 Long Rifle."
"Yeah. You shoot?"
"Oh, no, no. I'd thought about taking it up before… well, before. It was an educated guess; we've seen more .22 rimfire than anything else. Especially…"
"Especially the ammo."
"Yes, sir. Anyway, you were saying?"
"Right." Clay reeled off a long list of gun calibers. The three rifles were all chambered for .22 LR, but from three different manufacturers. Then there were the shotguns, and a truly bewildering array of pistols. Simon's pen flew over the paper trying to keep up.
How does he keep all this stuff straight from memory? He was starting in on the ammunition they'd found when he stopped in mid-sentence and hissed "
Quiet."
Clay was suddenly intent on his sights. The rifleman took a slow, deep breath, rested his finger on the trigger…
The
crack! of the rifle firing came as a surprise. Clay worked the bolt, then paused, still watching… watching… after about a minute, he sighed and gave up. "Goddamn fucking People's Republic of Massachusetts piece of shit can-plinker… I swear this ammo groups at minute-of-pie-plate. If I had my .30-'06 I'd have had him."
Simon blinked. "Pie plate?"
Clay was about to answer, but stopped and said "Hang on. Follow me, I'm going to change position."
"Ah… thank you."
As the local marksman got up and strode for the door, he murmured over his shoulder "Oh, don't worry, they've mostly given up trying to shoot back. And they haven't put anything through the wall… yet." After entering the hall, he hissed and rubbed at his knee, then continued.
Following him, Simon said "So… that's the limit of accuracy with that thing? The size of a pie plate?
"If that. Like I said, piece of shit."
A flicker of a poem he must have read three times last night, trying to hypnotize his brain to sleep, danced through his head. "Now, now, sir, don't call your Martini a cross-eyed old bitch; she has feelings, same as you..."
That could have been a mistake; Simon lucked out. Clay caught the reference and snorted.
"Something to that, maybe. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's not the rifle; I'm just about shot in on it by now. It's the ammo. The range is a hundred fifty yards. With this piece, that would be hard enough with
good rounds. With the bricks of crap we've got... like I said. Minute of pie plate."
Hmm… pie plate... sounds like something like a twelve inch random error. No wonder he missed. That's got to be annoying if he's a good shot. "So, sir, you were saying something about a .30-'06?"
Clay sucked in a breath and said "Oh, back home. Prize of my collection. With that I would have nailed the murderous little animal."
"Um, if you don't mind my asking, sir, you sound…"
"Like it's personal? Well, we've got a good boy two houses down with an arm that may never work again- can you get him looked at?"
"Already on it. It was one of the first things we talked about. They're bringing up a doctor from town along with the reinforcement group."
"Thanks. Thanks a lot." Clay shifted the rifle slightly. "So it's that, and, well, that and I have my suspicions about what they're up to. Speaking of reinforcements, when's Howard going to get here?" Clay obviously wanted to leave it at that.
Plays his cards very tight to his chest… except about the guns. Wouldn't figure on that, not knowing what I'm here for. Funny.
"I'm sure he'll be here soon."
"Ha! I'm not."
Clay slipped through the open doorway of another bedroom. There was a similar arrangement by the window here, and he knelt down again, then adjusted the placement of the rifle on the stack of books slightly before he spoke again. "The great thing about this house is that it faces their kitchen window."
"Kitchen window?"
"Did James tell you about the stuff they ran off with? Anyway, they put most of the cans and stuff in a pantry. The pantry door is right through the window from here."
It took Simon a moment to realize the implication.
Wow. So every time they want something to eat, they have to wait for dark or run past Mr. NRA Poster Boy here. Ouch. "That must be seeming like a bad choice to them now."
"Doesn't do any good after dark. But it's the best we can do without more men- try to starve the bastards out. Maybe your bunch can put an end to it faster." There were footfalls on the stairs. "Howard! What kept you?"
A moon-faced man in his late twenties with thick glasses came in. He looked… painfully embarrassed. "I was trying to catch some sleep, and I couldn't remember where I put my glasses."
"For ten minutes? Whatever, you were up all night, don't worry about it. One Angry Young Animal Brigade boy took a shot at the kitchen; I missed. They may try another run soon, so keep your eyes open. I'll be downstairs."
Clay released the rifle and led Simon back to the house's living room.