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Frank Hipper wrote:[Hmmmm, Michael Jackson eh? For that crime, I'm afraid you'll be bound naked to a table, kept overdosed on LSD, and given periodic sponge baths by this:
<snip> I believe she'd like to massage your prostate during those long, erotic spongebaths, as well.

You're mean man. I mean, I have seen some cruel shit in my life but... SHEEEZZZEEE.

Zaia wrote:

Iceberg wrote:Oh, and lest we forget, I picture Zaia wearing a modified Japanese school uniform (like with the skirt rolled up to about mini length and the top cut a little on the short side )

Now, what do you think it would be like for me to TEACH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS in that kind of outfit? Hmmmm? Can we say J-A-I-L?

But there would be SO MUCH FUN getting there....

Zaia wrote:

Iceberg wrote:Oh, and lest we forget, I picture Zaia wearing a modified Japanese school uniform (like with the skirt rolled up to about mini length and the top cut a little on the short side )

Now, what do you think it would be like for me to TEACH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS in that kind of outfit? Hmmmm? Can we say J-A-I-L?

If I could think of a witty riposte here, I would.

Zaia wrote:

Iceberg wrote:Oh, and lest we forget, I picture Zaia wearing a modified Japanese school uniform (like with the skirt rolled up to about mini length and the top cut a little on the short side )

Now, what do you think it would be like for me to TEACH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS in that kind of outfit? Hmmmm? Can we say J-A-I-L?

Pfffft, you think you will have problems at the school in that outfit, wait till you hit the jail in that getup, hon.


[dirty thoughts] [/dirty thoughts]

Knife wrote:

Zaia wrote:

Iceberg wrote:Oh, and lest we forget, I picture Zaia wearing a modified Japanese school uniform (like with the skirt rolled up to about mini length and the top cut a little on the short side )

Now, what do you think it would be like for me to TEACH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS in that kind of outfit? Hmmmm? Can we say J-A-I-L?

Pfffft, you think you will have problems at the school in that outfit, wait till you hit the jail in that getup, hon.


[dirty thoughts] [/dirty thoughts]

And it'd be a female prison. Hehehe.

LMAO

You guys are so cute for such pervs.

Zaia wrote:LMAO

You guys are so cute for such pervs.

Why thank you, ma'am.

Zaia wrote:LMAO

You guys are so cute for such pervs.

Admit it, you wouldn't like us if we were not pervs.

So what do people think I look like?

Iceberg wrote:So what do people think I look like?

Tall, stocky, short brown hair, glasses.

Iceberg wrote:So what do people think I look like?

Green and leafy?


Sorry, couldn't help it. If it helps you can take the obvious jab at me cause of my name.get it, jab, I kill myself, ooh I just did it again

Dalton wrote:

Iceberg wrote:So what do people think I look like?

Tall, stocky, short brown hair, glasses.

3 for 4. I've never heard anybody describe me as "stocky."

ok, I'm sure I'm giving all my enemies an excuse to torment me, but I'm curious.

What do you all think I look like


I think only Dalton and Durandal have seen my RL pic too.

Iceberg wrote:So what do people think I look like?

Cold, jagged, and enjoy gouging holes in things.

Connor MacLeod wrote:ok, I'm sure I'm giving all my enemies an excuse to torment me, but I'm curious.

What do you all think I look like


I think only Dalton and Durandal have seen my RL pic too.

Yeah, and you look like a complete dork.

*thinks to self* ah fuck it. I'll be narcissistic

What do you imagine I look like? Be nice now.

Dalton wrote:

Connor MacLeod wrote:ok, I'm sure I'm giving all my enemies an excuse to torment me, but I'm curious.

What do you all think I look like


I think only Dalton and Durandal have seen my RL pic too.

Yeah, and you look like a complete dork.

That still puts me several orders of magnitude in looks over you.

I've been mistaken for (variously):

STephen King

Silent Bob

A Geek

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Darth Fanboy wrote:Don;t you forum goons have anything better to do than to stalk Zaia by speculating on her looks?

Now if she posted pictures that would be a different sotry....

*bangs self on head*

BAD DALE, BAD BAD DALE! BAD!

What did I do?

I forgot there was a second Dale on the board

*Bad FANBOY, THATS A BAD FANBOY*

Zaia wrote: Now, what do you think it would be like for me to TEACH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS in that kind of outfit? Hmmmm? Can we say J-A-I-L?

But class attendance will be perfect henceforth

Darth Fanboy wrote:

Zaia wrote: Now, what do you think it would be like for me to TEACH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS in that kind of outfit? Hmmmm? Can we say J-A-I-L?

But class attendance will be perfect henceforth

On the other hand, retention of the stuff taught in class will take a dive.

Maybe the thread title should be "What I think the other members should look like"

XPViking

Has anyone noticed how many avatars have changed since the start of this thread?

Gandalf wrote:Has anyone noticed how many avatars have changed since the start of this thread?

*Shrug* It has been around three days since the start of this thread. In my own case, I have this quote to blame:

Darth Wong wrote:Hey, don't laugh. ST books are just as canon as fanfics!

And since I tend to have sig and avatar in a theme, and I didn't want to reuse my other Imperial avatar (the AT-AT), I now have the video cover for TESB SE as my avatar... *shrug*

hmm.... what do I think other SD.net members look like?

"Our Lord and Savior" aka Wong - Zeus, ruler of the Gods. Standing on high on Mount Olympus throwing his thunder bolts to strike down the vile troll and idiot swarms.

Zaia - An Angel. Beautiful and Perfect. Standing there wielding her mighty Warhammer, "Nutcracker".

Dalton - Big huge dude who crushes the weak with his thumb. Who causes the earth tremble when he walks, and causes whole mountain ranges to fall when his stomach growls.

NecronLord - The C'tan Nightbringer. Nuff said.

His Divine Shadow - Some kind of cross between Chuthulu and 2nd Generation Megatron.

White Rabbit - The Easter bunny on crack.

Kelly - A more elegant Faye Valentine (though just as tough).

Xiophen - The guy in this.

Chuck Sonnenburg - Homer, as in the Homer who wrote the Odyssey.

Lord of the Farce wrote:And since I tend to have sig and avatar in a theme, and I didn't want to reuse my other Imperial avatar (the AT-AT), I now have the video cover for TESB SE as my avatar... *shrug*

I'd like to say congrats on a nice avatar.