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Posted: 2003-08-22 04:09pm
by LadyTevar
Dark Hellion wrote:I've seen three women play magic, and one guys wife sorta plays, although she just uses an Angel deck her husband built.
As far as I know no woman have made it big on the pro tour either.
Your a rarity LadyTevar, a magic player with a vagina.
In a tournament, you could use your breasts to distract the opponent, just wear a low cut shirt, and lean across to check out the board position. Most of the horny geeks that play magic would be sweating like pigs, and fucking up like crazy.
And they need it to. It will probably the most of real breasts they will ever see on a sober girl.
Hush! You'll give away my strategy!
Posted: 2003-08-22 04:11pm
by LadyTevar
Lagmonster wrote:DPDarkPrimus wrote:Still, the statement implies that said women (there are a few who show up at the M:tG gatherings every week) have organs they do not.
Read it carefully, dude. Notice the placement of the words 'many' and 'claim'.
As for Tevar, she's a rarity. I understand she also has red hair, which basically if true qualifies her as uber-she.
(snip)
'UberShe'? I *like* that...
And yes, it's true, I have red hair. It's fading to blond as I get older, but there's always ways to tell a true Redhead. Just ask SirNitram
Posted: 2003-08-23 04:16pm
by Dark Hellion
Gar, damn SirNitram and his easy access to willing vaginas.
But on the topic of magic, if anyone wants to play a game over Trillian sometimes, PM me. I can probably get some time in to play a few games of type 1.
Posted: 2003-08-24 12:05am
by LadyTevar
Dark Hellion wrote:Gar, damn SirNitram and his easy access to willing vaginas.
But on the topic of magic, if anyone wants to play a game over Trillian sometimes, PM me. I can probably get some time in to play a few games of type 1.
Ever played Strip Magic?
Oh.. and there had better be only one Willing Vagina around Nitram....
Anyway, I've DLed Apprentice, but I don't have Trillian. I've got ICQ and AOL/AIM however.
Posted: 2003-08-24 12:33am
by Anarchist Bunny
LadyTevar wrote:
Anyway, I've DLed Apprentice, but I don't have Trillian. I've got ICQ and AOL/AIM however.
Trillian is a multi-IM program, it lets you use ICQ AIM Yahoo and I think one more along with IRC in one simple little program.
Posted: 2003-08-24 01:03am
by DPDarkPrimus
LadyTevar wrote:
Ever played Strip Magic?
No... can you teach me sometime?
Posted: 2003-08-24 02:52pm
by The Dark
anarchistbunny wrote:LadyTevar wrote:
Anyway, I've DLed Apprentice, but I don't have Trillian. I've got ICQ and AOL/AIM however.
Trillian is a multi-IM program, it lets you use ICQ AIM Yahoo and I think one more along with IRC in one simple little program.
MSN IM is the last one.
BTW, I am back on campus, and willing to play non-Type games (i.e. only rules are 4 cards of same type and standard rules). If anyone wants to play, PM me your IM name and what service it's on, since I just redownloaded Trillian. I believe anarchistbunny has first dibs on playing me...
Posted: 2003-08-24 03:54pm
by Dark Hellion
Wait dark, no restricted list.
Cracks out jar. Can you win first turn, because I will always.
Posted: 2003-08-24 04:35pm
by The Dark
Well, I might be able to pull off a one-turn kill, but it's unreliable (I need a good draw).
OK, one other rule: Deck must be at least tournament size (60 cards)
. That should stop the 8-card deck of 2 Ashnod's Altars, 2 Crimson Kobolds, 2 Channels, and 2 Fireballs
.
edit: make that a ten card deck. I forgot to include two mountains so the fireball can be cast
Posted: 2003-08-24 04:57pm
by Anarchist Bunny
The Dark wrote:Well, I might be able to pull off a one-turn kill, but it's unreliable (I need a good draw).
OK, one other rule: Deck must be at least tournament size (60 cards)
. That should stop the 8-card deck of 2 Ashnod's Altars, 2 Crimson Kobolds, 2 Channels, and 2 Fireballs
.
edit: make that a ten card deck. I forgot to include two mountains so the fireball can be cast
I prefer 2 lotus petals, a mountain, a dark ritual, asneak attack, and a Serra Avatar myself.
Posted: 2003-08-24 05:02pm
by The Dark
Bah. Using Black Lotus is cheap (well, very expensive, but cheap within context of the game
). I actually prefer an Ornithopter to a Crimson Kobold, since I have the 'thopter. Now if only I could find a Channel...
Posted: 2003-08-24 05:05pm
by Captain Cyran
The Dark wrote:Bah. Using Black Lotus is cheap (well, very expensive, but cheap within context of the game
). I actually prefer an Ornithopter to a Crimson Kobold, since I have the 'thopter. Now if only I could find a Channel...
I have a Channel. SUCKER!
Posted: 2003-08-24 05:08pm
by The Dark
Captain_Cyran wrote:The Dark wrote:Bah. Using Black Lotus is cheap (well, very expensive, but cheap within context of the game
). I actually prefer an Ornithopter to a Crimson Kobold, since I have the 'thopter. Now if only I could find a Channel...
I have a Channel. SUCKER!
If only I had started collecting before Chronicles/4th edition/Ice Age
.
Posted: 2003-08-25 12:02am
by LadyTevar
Captain_Cyran wrote:The Dark wrote:Bah. Using Black Lotus is cheap (well, very expensive, but cheap within context of the game
). I actually prefer an Ornithopter to a Crimson Kobold, since I have the 'thopter. Now if only I could find a Channel...
I have a Channel. SUCKER!
I have 3 Channels.
Maybe I should remake that Black/Green deck that my Ex put together way back when... the one that used Channel/Initate of Ebon Hand/DrainLife. It might not be a FirstTurn Kill... but it always ended the duel.
Posted: 2003-08-25 12:02am
by LadyTevar
DPDarkPrimus wrote:LadyTevar wrote:
Ever played Strip Magic?
No... can you teach me sometime?
Okay, Just let me ask Nitram where his Webcam is....
Posted: 2003-08-25 12:27am
by The Dark
Times like these, I'm glad I have Nevinyrral's Disk.
I just wish I still had my pair of Deflections (traded them away years ago for a bunch of good cards).
Posted: 2003-08-25 12:39am
by LadyTevar
The Dark wrote:Times like these, I'm glad I have Nevinyrral's Disk.
I just wish I still had my pair of Deflections (traded them away years ago for a bunch of good cards).
I wish I had my Forks. They were in the stolen Dragon Deck.
Posted: 2003-08-25 12:46am
by The Dark
I wish I could find my Mind Twist. Only card I'm missing out of my almost 2,000. Still have both Mind Warps.
Posted: 2003-08-25 12:48am
by LadyTevar
The Dark wrote:I wish I could find my Mind Twist. Only card I'm missing out of my almost 2,000. Still have both Mind Warps.
Hrm.... I'd have to go through my boxes... I can't recall if I have one, much less an extra.
Posted: 2003-08-25 02:05pm
by DPDarkPrimus
Channels? Pfft, Channels are only like a $2 card these days...
Posted: 2003-08-25 07:32pm
by Dark Hellion
Just for your knowledge, Jar wins first turn, pretty much no matter what.
If it goes first, just conceed to save time. When it gets a turn, conceed. I have easy access to 3 A.recall, 3 sets of moxen, 2 Black Lotus, and own the rest of the cards myself. Jar ain't getting beat.
Play T1. Anyone. Just PM me, Ill give you my info, and we can play T1 on trillian. I wanna test my deck against random anyways.
Posted: 2003-08-27 12:47am
by Dark Hellion
Casts animate dead.
Enchanted thread get -1 post.
Does anyone wanna play. I am open for T1, and no banned, as well as casual T1.
Posted: 2003-08-27 01:05pm
by DPDarkPrimus
LadyTevar wrote:DPDarkPrimus wrote:LadyTevar wrote:
Ever played Strip Magic?
No... can you teach me sometime?
Okay, Just let me ask Nitram where his Webcam is....
We'll play using Apprentice, obviously.
Type 1, 1.5, or 2?
Posted: 2003-08-27 10:09pm
by LadyTevar
DPDarkPrimus wrote:LadyTevar wrote:DPDarkPrimus wrote:
No... can you teach me sometime?
Okay, Just let me ask Nitram where his Webcam is....
We'll play using Apprentice, obviously.
Type 1, 1.5, or 2?
Type 1. I've been having fun seeing how I can improve the decks I currently have by adding a mix of older cards. And Dual Lands are always your friends
Posted: 2003-08-27 10:11pm
by Anarchist Bunny
My rebel deck is T1, didn't purposely do it or anything, it just that I never got any really good cards.