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Posted: 2005-06-09 11:02pm
by Noble Ire
AHH, KOL is down!
I need my nightly meat fix damn it!
Posted: 2005-06-09 11:21pm
by Crayz9000
The system is currently down for approximately four hours while we roll out the Ascension content. Things are going well, but a little more slowly than we had hoped. It may be as late as 10:00 MST before we're able to bring it back up and public. I'll try to keep you posted here as the situation develops.
Why not check out the forums in the meantime?
- Jick
Posted: 2005-06-10 02:48am
by wautd
Pure Sabacc wrote:AHH, KOL is down!
But needed I guess (since it was very slow yesterday)
Its back on.
reached level 7
Posted: 2005-06-10 07:39am
by Keevan_Colton
You study the Big Book of Magicalness.
You gain 438 Mysteriousness.
You gain some Mysticality points!
Posted: 2005-06-10 07:44am
by wautd
Keevan_Colton wrote:You study the Big Book of Magicalness.
You gain 438 Mysteriousness.
You gain some Mysticality points!
What are beer goggles good for?
Posted: 2005-06-10 09:23am
by Crayz9000
wautd wrote:What are beer goggles good for?
Making a bartender-in-the-box.
Posted: 2005-06-10 10:17am
by Crayz9000
Speaking of boxes... where the hell do you get a plain, empty box?
Posted: 2005-06-10 12:44pm
by Chardok
I havent played in two days, so terrible has the lag been. I shall wait til about 2 am tonight.
Posted: 2005-06-10 04:04pm
by Nephtys
You pry open the Ribs of the Bonerdagon, and thus open the Chest of the Bonerdagon. A strange mist pours forth from within it, and goes into your nostrils. It smells bad, but it makes you feel pretty good.
You gain 150 Beefiness.
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 225 Mysteriousness.
You gain some Mysticality points!
You gain 150 Roguishness.
You gain some Moxie points!
You're also able to scrape quite a bit of meat off of the inside of the Ribs.
You gain 3,000 Meat.
Mwahaha.
Posted: 2005-06-10 05:42pm
by Tasoth
Crayz9000 wrote:Speaking of boxes... where the hell do you get a plain, empty box?
Fight around in the 'Fun' house, certain enemies drop it. Take a Baby Gravy Fairy with you to increase the chances of an item drop.
Posted: 2005-06-10 07:15pm
by Enigma
Nephtys wrote:You pry open the Ribs of the Bonerdagon, and thus open the Chest of the Bonerdagon. A strange mist pours forth from within it, and goes into your nostrils. It smells bad, but it makes you feel pretty good.
You gain 150 Beefiness.
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 225 Mysteriousness.
You gain some Mysticality points!
You gain 150 Roguishness.
You gain some Moxie points!
You're also able to scrape quite a bit of meat off of the inside of the Ribs.
You gain 3,000 Meat.
Mwahaha.
Where did you go to get that?
Posted: 2005-06-10 08:08pm
by Tasoth
Enigma wrote:Nephtys wrote:You pry open the Ribs of the Bonerdagon, and thus open the Chest of the Bonerdagon. A strange mist pours forth from within it, and goes into your nostrils. It smells bad, but it makes you feel pretty good.
You gain 150 Beefiness.
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain 225 Mysteriousness.
You gain some Mysticality points!
You gain 150 Roguishness.
You gain some Moxie points!
You're also able to scrape quite a bit of meat off of the inside of the Ribs.
You gain 3,000 Meat.
Mwahaha.
Where did you go to get that?
It's the Cyrpt's boss.
Posted: 2005-06-10 09:14pm
by Enigma
Tasoth wrote:<snip>It's the Cyrpt's boss.
Where's that?
Posted: 2005-06-10 09:25pm
by Tasoth
Enigma wrote:Tasoth wrote:<snip>It's the Cyrpt's boss.
Where's that?
It's a mission you get after the Goblin king.
Posted: 2005-06-10 09:26pm
by Enigma
Tasoth wrote:Enigma wrote:Tasoth wrote:<snip>It's the Cyrpt's boss.
Where's that?
It's a mission you get after the Goblin king.
ahh
Posted: 2005-06-10 10:04pm
by Enigma
How do I defeat the Goblin King? I've got the Harem outfit but I get buttkicked easily and I am level 7 Seal Clubber.
Posted: 2005-06-11 12:09am
by Tasoth
Enigma wrote:How do I defeat the Goblin King? I've got the Harem outfit but I get buttkicked easily and I am level 7 Seal Clubber.
I had to use copious Moxious Manuveurs and still got beat on.
Posted: 2005-06-11 01:22am
by Nephtys
Use buff potions if you have to. When I took him, I had about 60 HP.
Posted: 2005-06-11 02:55am
by Cyborg Stan
I was at level six when I did the Goblin King in. At that point, I had 3 Boris's Rings (IIRC, req 25 Mys) for a 30 STR boost and was also borrowing the clan's Lin. Sword (35 STR req?) for another 20 HP.
As one might guess, I found the reward for that one nice.
Posted: 2005-06-11 03:26am
by Crayz9000
Well, just took out the Boss Bat -- i couldn't whack him with my Gnollish Autoplunger surprisingly, but a plot hole, baseball, several razor-sharp can lids, and a firecracker made short work of him.
And talk about a stroke of luck, he knocked me down to 1 HP before my firecracker took him out.
Posted: 2005-06-11 07:12pm
by Hobot
We have a new home in
these forums!
Now we won't have to confine all discussion in this one thread.
Be sure to register and then sign up for Mediocre Men of SDnet Usergroup.
Posted: 2005-06-12 12:20am
by Soontir C'boath
Hobot wrote:*snip*
I just registered there as Soontir948 so let me in! And my KoL name is Requiem2432.
Posted: 2005-06-12 08:18pm
by Hobot
Go to "Frat Party Store!" ASAP for 10 meat bat wing chow mein!
Posted: 2005-06-12 10:12pm
by Noble Ire
One thing about KOL I really dont get:
Whats with the insane pricess of some of these items, like the ones in the Mall or Market place? Why would you pay 870,000,000 for meat paste?
Posted: 2005-06-12 10:43pm
by Hobot
Pure Sabacc wrote:One thing about KOL I really dont get:
Whats with the insane pricess of some of these items, like the ones in the Mall or Market place? Why would you pay 870,000,000 for meat paste?
High prices for meat paste are most likely either for donations or raffles in the games chat.