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doom3607 wrote:I'm starting to think I may have made a mistake setting the Locrians up the way I did...

If it helps you put yourself on the map, you can always retcon them.

EDIT: But at this point, you've been inactive long enough that I'd like to have a long conversation with you about what you have in mind before you start putting yourself on the map in a serious way. Not a hostile one, not as such, but I want to know roughly what you have in mind, in terms of making a mark on the game, and how you plan to accomplish it.

The King of Tian Xia is Miyuki Takara! That's awesome, it really is.

Right, then. I'll just go back to trying to fight my persistent writer's block.

Yeah. The Brags so badly want to waste the Scron, man.

Sent you a PM about it, Simon. You like?

Anybody any good at writing political intrigue and willing to give me a hand? I've hit a block recently.

“Kles’tak tauri tok’ra! Bat’leth kropek! M’yen tel’tac snae’ta u’it y’he! Fuck you!”

That, on the other hand, was. Dymytry couldn’t understand a single bit of it, except for the last part, but he didn’t really care.

Don't know what about it was so funny, but I laughed so hard that it made DP jokingly sigh (because he knew what the source had to be).

Also, even the crazy asshole TV personality guy thinks the birdies are cute. Mission successful!

Sorry for not writing much these past few days. There have been distractions.

doom3607 wrote:I'm starting to think I may have made a mistake setting the Locrians up the way I did...

Then, uh...change them? Have them build AIs to interact with people?

I'm going to be talking to Simon about it. They will be... not very nice people anymore.

Oh hey the Umerians have a guy named von Murderstein?

That is...incredibly awesome

Yes, Dr. von Murderstein is one of the most... ah, respected... members of the Umerian research community. Long, highly successful career. Tends to develop very odd weapon applications when he's given his head, though most of them aren't accepted by the military- I should tell you guys about the Gelatin Encasing Weapon and the freeze ray some time.

I suspect he's respected in the sense that last time there was a board of academic inquiry into his conduct the head of the board had his house mysteriously consumed by a freak highly localized earthquake.

Simon_Jester wrote: I should tell you guys about the Gelatin Encasing Weapon and the freeze ray some time.

Yes, yes you should.

The CSB is not above using totally shitty movies as weapons of torture.

They should reserve CJ Motonow's Star Wars Hanukkah Special for executions.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:They should reserve CJ Motonow's Star Wars Hanukkah Special for executions.

Which is why they're using the Star Wars Holiday Special for torture.

The Centrality's secret shame:

The Holiday Special... it's... it's...

A documentary!

[hardened Centralite security and military officials break down weeping]

Does Falafel Phil actually have something to say in his defense, or did DJ Vesper actually succeed in making him shut up for the time being?

It's a good day to die when you know the reasons why
Citizens, we fight for what is right
A noble sacrifice, when duty calls, you pay the price
For the Holy Empire, I will give my life

In other news, Starship Troopers 3...actually wasn't that bad, to be honest.

Shinn, I'll make a reply to him after you follow up the Eretz-Nod storyline, so my Brags can finally blow up those pesky Scron.

And yes, Starship Troopers 3 was actually fun. Cheesy stupid fun, but yeah.

Simon_Jester wrote:[hardened Centralite security and military officials break down weeping]

Maybe it's the Centrality's version of Room 101: you're exposed to the Holiday Special until your doublethink is so great you convince yourself it's actually good.

Imagine an Ewok stamping on the face of an Esper, forever.

Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:Does Falafel Phil actually have something to say in his defense, or did DJ Vesper actually succeed in making him shut up for the time being?

There's Falafel's response.

In case anyone wondered what happened to the Elysians after their visit to MEH space... you're about to find out!

The song that Battalion Chief Peltier was listening to, if anyone is curious. Somehow, I'm not surprised that Beowulf is familiar with Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan.

That may be one of the few Haruhiist animus to make it past Bragulan ideological purity filters.

So, Falafel.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:That may be one of the few Haruhiist animus to make it past Bragulan ideological purity filters.

So, Falafel.

If hyperviolence, needless human suffering, and other assorted grotesqueries are what's required to get pass Bragulan ideological purity filters, here's a handy list of Haruhiist animus that may qualify. There's also the original list, though you'll definitely need to run it through Google Translate to make any sense of it.

The premise of Deadman Wonderland would make for a decent story idea. Highschool of the Dead (mashed up with Sora no Woto, Resistance, and Modern Warfare) formed an integral part of my long-stalled Soramirez Do Everything storyline. Evangelion is an integral part of the Asuka/Lelouch cultists' religious beliefs; speaking of which, apart from King Guynald getting turned into a Tau and the ongoing hunt for those albino pirates, the Cananaan storyline has largely stalled as well. I've made at least one oblique reference to Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (I find the official English title to be a bit awkward, but whatever) in a previous commentary thread.

I want to get back in, but that will probably have to wait a few days. Past few weeks we've been contending with a bad internet connection at home and having to help my mom move, while today is my 3 year anniversary. So, hopefully I'll get something up again soon.

Thank Randy Savage for Goddamn Unreal Time.