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Yah, hello. Dumbass noob just got owned for like 30+ Damage cause he just had to have that last 15 XP. In my defense I fired off two clips before I got assraped by zombie gangbangers and that should have gotten me 4 hits out of the 3 required. But no, 0 AP with 2 hits and then I get mobbed in the street. Time to run once I regen AP.

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God Says "Oh Snap, Son! You're Screwed Now! Where Am I Now?" (06-66 13:37 WTF)

Um, people with FAKs and a wish for huge amounts of healing-XP in the Reganbank area?

And don't fucking tell me that's bad luck. I've tracked every shot I've made and I have fired exactly 33 shots. I have hit exactly 4 times. That gives me exactly 12.1212% repeating accuracy, or a performance of 40% of my expected ratio. Even had I hit 7 of those times that's still only a 71% performance compared to what should be FUCKING AVERAGE.

AKA I have never even gotten an above-average hit rate despite four attempts. Some of them have gotten 0% hit rates. In fact, 12 shots for 3 hits is my most sucessful so far and is actually close to average...

AKA The system cheats like a motherfucker and Kevan is talking out of his ass when he talks about bad luck or flipping coins.

But it's still a fun game anyway.

Where are you now and what's your name by the way.

Oops never mind the name.

I just found five FAKs, so I'll be able to heal as soon as the server lets me move safely.

First kill! I just empted into a Zombie and managed to get 10 hits! I used every last bullet from like nine pistols, but +60 XP and +1 Kill! Victoly! Level 2 For Teh Win! [Took Advanced Pistol so that I don't waste nearly as much ammo next time.]

Thanks for the heal, Jogurt. I'm up to 39 HP now.

I'm in Regan bank now, only a few AP left, anyone able to PM me somewhere to hole up till I get rested?

Sent you my location, no matter where you are within Reganbank it's within 10 AP...

any of you need a spare pistol clip? I picked one up in my wanderings...it's no use to me.

Keevan_Colton wrote:any of you need a spare pistol clip? I picked one up in my wanderings...it's no use to me.

No item exchanges. It'd be too open to abuse, says they.

[I could use like 8, plus 12 Shotgun Shells so that I can fill my ammo up and have a spare load for every gun...

So I'm headed to Molebank today or tomorrow, see you guys in a week. And remember, fuck the random number generator. Fight the power! Even if the power is an abstract statistical consruct! ]

MRDOD wrote:

Keevan_Colton wrote:any of you need a spare pistol clip? I picked one up in my wanderings...it's no use to me.

No item exchanges. It'd be too open to abuse, says they.

[I could use like 8, plus 12 Shotgun Shells so that I can fill my ammo up and have a spare load for every gun...

So I'm headed to Molebank today or tomorrow, see you guys in a week. And remember, fuck the random number generator. ]

Cant I drop it and then someone else pick it up?

Keevan_Colton wrote: Cant I drop it and then someone else pick it up?

If you drop it, it seems magical gnomes will pick it up and give it to The Borrowers (remember them?) to make into an outhouse.

Or something. Maybe we're too dumb to look on the floor for ammo.

[Random Numer Generator Delenda Est.]

MRDOD wrote:

Keevan_Colton wrote: Cant I drop it and then someone else pick it up?

If you drop it, it seems magical gnomes will pick it up and give it to The Borrowers (remember them?) to make into an outhouse.

Or something. Maybe we're too dumb to look on the floor for ammo.

Actualy from the apparent turn over rate in the game, maybe there's too many dismembered bits of body on the ground and it sinks down into it like a kids ball swamp....

Pistol Training Rocks My Socks. At 55% hit, you'll only spend a little bit over 3 clips per zombie. Of course, because the Random Number Generator gives me the finger it's more like 8 but who cares?

The above skill is pretty much the best 75 XP evar. Screw Free Running, Ninja building jumps are for wimps.

MRDOD wrote:

Keevan_Colton wrote: Cant I drop it and then someone else pick it up?

If you drop it, it seems magical gnomes will pick it up and give it to The Borrowers (remember them?) to make into an outhouse.

Or something. Maybe we're too dumb to look on the floor for ammo.

[Random Numer Generator Delenda Est.]

The last post in that thread by Andrew is fucking gold.

Losonti Tokash wrote: The last post in that thread by Andrew is fucking gold.

I know. I'm proud to have sparked it with my Federal Investigation comment. Or mildly amused. Whatever.

Ah, damnit. I just know my fireman's gonna get over-run by zombies. They're freakin' everywhere and the place I'm holed up in has gotten their barricades knocked down to light. Shite. NEED MORE AP.

EDIT: On the plus side I've got about 25 experience to go before I've got construction.

Erik von Nein wrote:Ah, damnit. I just know my fireman's gonna get over-run by zombies. They're freakin' everywhere and the place I'm holed up in has gotten their barricades knocked down to light. Shite. NEED MORE AP.

EDIT: On the plus side I've got about 25 experience to go before I've got construction.

Where are you? You could AP-Dash somewhere...

Joseph is eating brains in the Fort, tasty humans. While MrBean shows the zombies the right side of the axe.

If only the random number generator could stop giving me the finger.

I'm in a building with a known PKer, who already killed one of the people there. Moreover, I raised the alarm about him, so he'll probably kill me next.

However, there are my Redemptionist buddies there, so if they log in and kill him before he kills me, I should be safe.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

fgalkin wrote:I'm in a building with a known PKer, who already killed one of the people there. Moreover, I raised the alarm about him, so he'll probably kill me next.

However, there are my Redemptionist buddies there, so if they log in and kill him before he kills me, I should be safe.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I just knocked him a good one. He's at 60% health now, but hopefully our Brothers will fix my oversight (damn you, AP, damn you!!). Perhaps seeing two Redemptionists online and like six in the building will scare him and make him think we're all preparing to kill him.

Fucking heavy barricades, too. We've got to get somebody to fix that or we can't use the Arbites Station as our HQ.

Edit- Fgalkin, Brother Commissar is also joining in. I attempted to use another AP to both hit and check the Traitor's HP, but I missed.

Advanced pistol for me! Yessss!

Ha ha! Two more kills, Free Running, and five more experience 'til I hit level four! Undead killing just doesn't get much better than where I'm shacked up!

Bah! AP doesn't regen fast enough! Fortunately the feared zombie horde went elsewhere so my fireman is fine. Just need to make myself either a kill or a couple more whacks with my fireax before construction becomes my thang. Perhaps I should go with melee so I can get more experience? Depends on how fast you need someone with construction.

Erik von Nein wrote:Bah! AP doesn't regen fast enough! Fortunately the feared zombie horde went elsewhere so my fireman is fine. Just need to make myself either a kill or a couple more whacks with my fireax before construction becomes my thang. Perhaps I should go with melee so I can get more experience? Depends on how fast you need someone with construction.

Whenever. We're not really that organized yet anyway- I dunno if I could even wrangle SDNSAG into moving, right guys?

(Vast Crowd of 9 People: "Reganbank's far enough. Graah, lazy, don't want to get off ass and move instead of schooling noob zombies...")

Yeah. So it's not needed anytime soon.

Right-o. Probably go for melee, then.