Night has fallen.
You are still a few hours from town. Make camp here or push on?
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Freeform Infocom Game
Moderator: Thanas
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JointStrikeFighter
- Worthless Trolling Palm-Fucker
- Posts: 1979
- Joined: 2004-06-12 03:09am
- Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Push on. Burn something for light.
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You arrive at the town. The only lights are the ones in the tavern where you previously spent a meal.
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JointStrikeFighter
- Worthless Trolling Palm-Fucker
- Posts: 1979
- Joined: 2004-06-12 03:09am
- Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Go there, get drunk in celebration
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claim bounty on monster beaks
Children of the Ancients
I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate the phone by 90 degrees and try again.
I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate the phone by 90 degrees and try again.
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You attempt to claim the bounty, but the town does not have enough quatloonies to pay you more than 200,000 qtl. You are given a Royal Warrant to draw the rest at the nearest Royal Treasury.
You have gained 200,000 qtl.
You fall down drunk, and sleep at the bar.
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You have gained 200,000 qtl.
You fall down drunk, and sleep at the bar.
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JointStrikeFighter
- Worthless Trolling Palm-Fucker
- Posts: 1979
- Joined: 2004-06-12 03:09am
- Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Wake up hungover, with sore ass.
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You are awake.
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Search for an attractive tavern wench.
Vendetta wrote:Richard Gatling was a pioneer in US national healthcare. On discovering that most soldiers during the American Civil War were dying of disease rather than gunshots, he turned his mind to, rather than providing better sanitary conditions and medical care for troops, creating a machine to make sure they got shot faster.
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There are few people in the tavern this morning, and the only tavern employee is the big barman.
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Locate the nearest Royal Treasury, both by asking the barman, and also looking it up on Google Maps.
Vendetta wrote:Richard Gatling was a pioneer in US national healthcare. On discovering that most soldiers during the American Civil War were dying of disease rather than gunshots, he turned his mind to, rather than providing better sanitary conditions and medical care for troops, creating a machine to make sure they got shot faster.
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You find that the nearest Royal Treasury, there are only three, is THE Royal Treasury, at the Royal City, three days to the southwest.
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Stock up on supplies and leave the town. Once you are about a mile away, summon asteroid to destroy town.
ASVS('97)/SDN('03)
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
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Your sword refuse to destroy the town. Screaming, "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
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Erik von Nein
- Jedi Council Member
- Posts: 1747
- Joined: 2005-06-25 04:27am
- Location: Boy Hell. Much nicer than Girl Hell.
- Contact:
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Calm the sword down, telling him it was an inappropriate joke. Read various Dawkins books to show him the light.
"To make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe."
— Carl Sagan
— Carl Sagan
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Logic dictates that a town that doesn't have enough money nor have suitable form of entertainment is therefore very evil and therefore must die. Command the sword to destroy the evil town and raise the dead for your undead army.
ASVS('97)/SDN('03)
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
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The sword is calmed.
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Nevertheless, convince the sword that the town is pure evil due to them having lack of funds and refusal to provide suitable entertainment and the fact that the barman was jealous of the Sword of Logic and was going to do illogical things to it therefore the town must be destroyed and the dead raised for your army. 
ASVS('97)/SDN('03)
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
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The sword points out that the mayor gave you a way to draw the money.
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But there is no guarantee that the mayor has the authority over the Royal Treasury especially with the large amounts involved.Jason L. Miles wrote:The sword points out that the mayor gave you a way to draw the money.
ASVS('97)/SDN('03)
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
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"There may not be, but if that is the case, you could always come back and demand satisfaction after the facts are known."
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This is a pre-emptive demanded satisfaction. The town is evil, you cannot believe what they say, now KILL KILL KILL!Jason L. Miles wrote:"There may not be, but if that is the case, you could always come back and demand satisfaction after the facts are known."
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ASVS('97)/SDN('03)
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
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The sword beats you unconscious.
"I have to protect the innocents in the town from this madman." It says to Sir Twit.
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"I have to protect the innocents in the town from this madman." It says to Sir Twit.
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Formless
- Sith Marauder
- Posts: 4144
- Joined: 2008-11-10 08:59pm
- Location: the beginning and end of the Present
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Explain to the sword that I have Dissociative Personality disorder, and that one of those personalities is a crazy, evil bastard with the mind of a five year old. Tell it to protect the people if he ever takes over.
When I wake up, of course.
When I wake up, of course.
"Still, I would love to see human beings, and their constituent organ systems, trivialized and commercialized to the same extent as damn iPods and other crappy consumer products. It would be absolutely horrific, yet so wonderful." — Shroom Man 777
"To Err is Human; to Arrr is Pirate." — Skallagrim
“I would suggest "Schmuckulating", which is what Futurists do and, by extension, what they are." — Commenter "Rayneau"
"To Err is Human; to Arrr is Pirate." — Skallagrim
“I would suggest "Schmuckulating", which is what Futurists do and, by extension, what they are." — Commenter "Rayneau"
The Magic Eight Ball Conspiracy.
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After regaining consciousness. Repeatedly whack the sword on any hard object, dulling the blade. Take that motherfucker.
ASVS('97)/SDN('03)
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!
"Whilst human alchemists refer to the combustion triangle, some of their orcish counterparts see it as more of a hexagon: heat, fuel, air, laughter, screaming, fun." Dawn of the Dragons
ASSCRAVATS!