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Captain_Cyran wrote:

Captain tycho wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Looks up at Tycho's forces, and creates a Gridfiredoken in the middle of their formation, the fighters are dissintigrated before they even fired a shot.* Hmph, stupid flyboys.!!

*Tycho's fighters instantly reincanrate themselves and combine into the GNOMISH JUGGERNAUT, a ship powerful enough to destroy entire multiverses in a femtosecond, a ship that can simply not be destroyed, as it has been banished from the dimension of unbeing. The JUGGERNAUT recreates the universe from scratch, one in which cyran does not exists, and cannot exist*

*Laughs as he pulls out his "TRUSTY HIGH-POWERED RIFLE"TM and fires, this weapon has a reality shield so strong on it that it can tear through any unreality shield or character shield, and is even reputed to be able to scratch the Wall of Ignorance. It also has an effect on things that should not exist, they simply dissappear. This combined with enough firepower to break through 50 meters of battle steel makes it a deadly weapon. But anyway, the bullet hits the GNOMISH JUGGERNAUT and Cyran chuckles as the huge ship dissappears in a poof of logic.*

:::::Watches Cyran take out the Gnome ship::::

excellent... perhaps they can be defeated

::::: reloads 9mm and charges again, blasting dozens of Gnomes into tiny peices::::::

Darksider wrote:
:::::Watches Cyran take out the Gnome ship::::

excellent... perhaps they can be defeated

::::: reloads 9mm and charges again, blasting dozens of Gnomes into tiny peices::::::

Enough with this Matrix bullshit. Granted, the movie is cool, but some things just go to far.
*Enters the Enslaver's supercomputer, selects 'Darksider' and clicks the box 'disable matrix style fighting'*

And now.....
*puts twenty-four bullets through Darksiders skull with his M-1 Garand (reloading twice) and then snatches the Berettas away from from his corpse*

Adernees danna danna clamaya eragnitoria SHARKON

*The horison opens up and a swarm of Greater wyrm Legendary Red dragons a[ppears and begins to lay waste to gnomish hordes*

Cpt_Frank wrote:

Darksider wrote:
:::::Watches Cyran take out the Gnome ship::::

excellent... perhaps they can be defeated

::::: reloads 9mm and charges again, blasting dozens of Gnomes into tiny peices::::::

Enough with this Matrix bullshit. Granted, the movie is cool, but some things just go to far.
*Enters the Enslaver's supercomputer, selects 'Darksider' and clicks the box 'disable matrix style fighting'*

And now.....
*puts twenty-four bullets through Darksiders skull with his M-1 Garand (reloading twice) and then snatches the Berettas away from from his corpse*

::::: uses the force to block all incoming fire and opens up on frank with twin 9mm:::::

the matrix style fightin ain't my only trick

*SPECIAL LOGIC CANNON!*

*Fires a beam of logic so strong it penetrates any form of R/UR field, and is so strong it can dent a wall of ignorance....Destroys several more gnome ships*

::::: starts to retreat, blazing away with twin 9mm:::;;

somone gimme some cover fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Adernees danna danna clamaya eragnitoria SHARKON

*The horison opens up and a swarm of Greater wyrm Legendary Red dragons a[ppears and begins to lay waste to gnomish hordes*

Only to be torn apart by hundreds of SA-5 nuclear SAMs

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*SPECIAL LOGIC CANNON!*

*Fires a beam of logic so stron it penetrates any form of R/UR field, and is so strong it can dent a wall of ignorance

*PIUR Fleet projects sphere U/UR/AUR/TWLB/TWCAT shield around the Gnomish fleet which absorbs Ally's puny beam effortlessly*

::::: uses force powers to uncheck the "disable matrix abilites" box::::


Now i'm back in buisness

:::: thousands of soldiers charge against the Gnomish hordes, all equiped with anti-bullshit weapons and armor::::::

::::: leads the troops into battle, blasting Gnomes into peices with twin 9mm::::::

ANTI BULLSHIT WAVE!

*a nearby star collapses in o itsef, but instead of forming a black hole, it implodes, then expands in a wave of anti-bullshit, that wipes out the gnomish defenses, and leaves them vulnerable for 10 minutes*

GET THEM!

Darksider wrote:::::: uses force powers to uncheck the "disable matrix abilites" box::::

*anti-force shield projected by the Ysalamiri-Generator around the Enslaver blocks Darksider's force attack on the computer*

Cpt_Frank wrote:

Darksider wrote:::::: uses force powers to uncheck the "disable matrix abilites" box::::

*anti-force shield projected by the Ysalamiri-Generator around the Enslaver blocks Darksider's force attack on the computer*

::::: concentrates and regains matrix powers, since they don't come from the Enslaver's supercomputer::::::

Alyrium Denryle wrote:ANTI BULLSHIT WAVE!

*a nearby star collapses in o itsef, but instead of forming a black hole, it implodes, then expands in a wave of anti-bullshit, that wipes out the gnomish defenses, and leaves them vulnerable for 10 minutes*

GET THEM!

ALL UNITS ATTACK AT WILL


::::: millions of ships emerge from hyperspace and open fire on the Gnomish fleets:::::

:::::: billions of soldiers transport in and attack the Gnomes on the ground:::::

Alyrium Denryle wrote:ANTI BULLSHIT WAVE!

*a nearby star collapses in o itsef, but instead of forming a black hole, it implodes, then expands in a wave of anti-bullshit, that wipes out the gnomish defenses, and leaves them vulnerable for 10 minutes*

GET THEM!

*Casts the 'J. Robert King' spell, for those of you who don't know, King is an author, and not that bad of one but he has a tendancy to have millions of casualties in a war without any real loss of troops. This spell fortifies Darksiders and Alyrium's forces, and they begin acting like Hydra, for every one that dies two spring up from the body and continue to fight.*

Alyrium Denryle wrote:ANTI BULLSHIT WAVE!

*a nearby star collapses in o itsef, but instead of forming a black hole, it implodes, then expands in a wave of anti-bullshit, that wipes out the gnomish defenses, and leaves them vulnerable for 10 minutes*

GET THEM!

Luckily the reality-based defenses sold to the Gnomes by the HAB still function and mow down the attackers

Darksider wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote:

Darksider wrote:::::: uses force powers to uncheck the "disable matrix abilites" box::::

*anti-force shield projected by the Ysalamiri-Generator around the Enslaver blocks Darksider's force attack on the computer*

::::: concentrates and regains matrix powers, since they don't come from the Enslaver's supercomputer::::::

That won't work since the Enslavers Supercomputer controlls......
everything.
But anyways....

*Uses the Power of Genetics to create force-gifted Matrix-style Über-Warrior-Ninja-Chicks and sends them to battle*

Cpt_Frank wrote:

Darksider wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote: *anti-force shield projected by the Ysalamiri-Generator around the Enslaver blocks Darksider's force attack on the computer*

::::: concentrates and regains matrix powers, since they don't come from the Enslaver's supercomputer::::::

That won't work since the Enslavers Supercomputer controlls......
everything.
But anyways....

*Uses the Power of Genetics to create force-gifted Matrix-style Über-Warrior-Ninja-Chicks and sends them to battle*

::::: starts Kung-Fu fighting the ninja-chicks:::::

Sea Skimmer wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:ANTI BULLSHIT WAVE!

*a nearby star collapses in o itsef, but instead of forming a black hole, it implodes, then expands in a wave of anti-bullshit, that wipes out the gnomish defenses, and leaves them vulnerable for 10 minutes*

GET THEM!

Luckily the reality-based defenses sold to the Gnomes by the HAB still function and mow down the attackers

*Watches from his couch as the attackers get back up, their numbers now only doubled as they continue their charge.*

Hmmm, should I send in the Shrikes?

Darksider wrote: That won't work since the Enslavers Supercomputer controlls......
everything.
But anyways....

*Uses the Power of Genetics to create force-gifted Matrix-style Über-Warrior-Ninja-Chicks and sends them to battle*

::::: starts Kung-Fu fighting the ninja-chicks:::::[/quote]

*Ninja Chicks draw lightsabres and cut off Darksiders limbs*

Cpt_Frank wrote:

Darksider wrote: That won't work since the Enslavers Supercomputer controlls......
everything.
But anyways....

*Uses the Power of Genetics to create force-gifted Matrix-style Über-Warrior-Ninja-Chicks and sends them to battle*

::::: starts Kung-Fu fighting the ninja-chicks:::::

*Ninja Chicks draw lightsabres and cut off Darksiders limbs*[/quote]


:::::: draws own lightsaber in nick of time and starts lightsaber fightin the ninja chicks::::::

Captain_Cyran wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:ANTI BULLSHIT WAVE!

*a nearby star collapses in o itsef, but instead of forming a black hole, it implodes, then expands in a wave of anti-bullshit, that wipes out the gnomish defenses, and leaves them vulnerable for 10 minutes*

GET THEM!

Luckily the reality-based defenses sold to the Gnomes by the HAB still function and mow down the attackers

*Watches from his couch as the attackers get back up, their numbers now only doubled as they continue their charge.*

Hmmm, should I send in the Shrikes?

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Darksider wrote: :::::: draws own lightsaber in nick of time and starts lightsaber fightin the ninja chicks::::::

*Ninja Chicks rip their clothes from their bodies to reveal their perfectly shaped breasts, distracting Darksider long enough to chop his head off*

Darksider wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote: *Watches from his couch as the attackers get back up, their numbers now only doubled as they continue their charge.*

Hmmm, should I send in the Shrikes?

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I'm an artist not a soldier...if I think you need them you'll get them...Shrikes are awefully hard to come by.

Cpt_Frank wrote:

Darksider wrote: :::::: draws own lightsaber in nick of time and starts lightsaber fightin the ninja chicks::::::

*Ninja Chicks rip their clothes from their bodies to reveal their perfectly shaped breasts, distracting Darksider long enough to chop his head off*

::::: force-pushes the chicks back, making their boobs bounce ::::

Must.....not.....get......distracted.....must......fight....on