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RogueIce wrote:*blasts a hole into the wall, allowing DGG an escape as he leads a Battalion of Gnomish Marines in a hail of covering fire for DGG and Dsider*

This way you two! *waves franticly*

*dives behind the Gnomes while they unload full-spread on the Xenos, blasting them to kingdom come under a deadly hail of fire*

Thank goodness you showed up Rouge, I thought we were screwed!

*as the troops advance, they pass by the goo-encased figures in the wall, only giving them off-hand glances while they hunt down the remaining aliens

One begins to twitch...then another...the bodies convulse and they whisper "kill me..." when suddenly...*

SPLAT!

*another hundred baby-Xenos jump out of their corpses and they grow to adult-size rapidly due to the unusual radiation of the compound*

*and unbeknowst to the Gnomish troops and DSider's thugs, they're surrounded*

ME (to Rouge): You have no idea how much it sucks to fight those guys I mean--

*the causal distant shooting transforms into a symphony of rapid firing death only feet, away, the hollars of officers frantically giving orders and men dyign can be heard screeching through the tainted hallways*

ME: Ohhh no...*dons acid-proof battle armor, and sees RougeIce has brought him his sword* Thank you...*arms himself* LETS ROCK!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

RogueIce wrote:*blasts a hole into the wall, allowing DGG an escape as he leads a Battalion of Gnomish Marines in a hail of covering fire for DGG and Dsider*

This way you two! *waves franticly*

*dives behind the Gnomes while they unload full-spread on the Xenos, blasting them to kingdom come under a deadly hail of fire*

Thank goodness you showed up Rouge, I thought we were screwed!

*as the troops advance, they pass by the goo-encased figures in the wall, only giving them off-hand glances while they hunt down the remaining aliens

One begins to twitch...then another...the bodies convulse and they whisper "kill me..." when suddenly...*

SPLAT!

*another hundred baby-Xenos jump out of their corpses and they grow to adult-size rapidly due to the unusual radiation of the compound*

*and unbeknowst to the Gnomish troops and DSider's thugs, they're surrounded*

ME (to Rouge): You have no idea how much it sucks to fight those guys I mean--

*the causal distant shooting transforms into a symphony of rapid firing death only feet, away, the hollars of officers frantically giving orders and men dyign can be heard screeching through the tainted hallways*

ME: Ohhh no...*dons acid-proof battle armor, and sees RougeIce has brought him his sword* Thank you...*arms himself* LETS ROCK!

:::::: Is slowly forced against the wall by Xenos, killing dozens with twin 9mm::::

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*dives behind the Gnomes while they unload full-spread on the Xenos, blasting them to kingdom come under a deadly hail of fire*

Thank goodness you showed up Rouge, I thought we were screwed!

*as the troops advance, they pass by the goo-encased figures in the wall, only giving them off-hand glances while they hunt down the remaining aliens

One begins to twitch...then another...the bodies convulse and they whisper "kill me..." when suddenly...*

SPLAT!

*another hundred baby-Xenos jump out of their corpses and they grow to adult-size rapidly due to the unusual radiation of the compound*

*and unbeknowst to the Gnomish troops and DSider's thugs, they're surrounded*

ME (to Rouge): You have no idea how much it sucks to fight those guys I mean--

*the causal distant shooting transforms into a symphony of rapid firing death only feet, away, the hollars of officers frantically giving orders and men dyign can be heard screeching through the tainted hallways*

ME: Ohhh no...*dons acid-proof battle armor, and sees RougeIce has brought him his sword* Thank you...*arms himself* LETS ROCK!

*RogueIce nods sagely*

We can't leave those brave Gnomes to die alone. If they go, we go.

*heads back into the cavern to the sound of "Leave No Man Behind" with a reinforcement Battalion of Gnomish Marines, all-volunteers to save their brethern*

RogueIce wrote:

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*dives behind the Gnomes while they unload full-spread on the Xenos, blasting them to kingdom come under a deadly hail of fire*

Thank goodness you showed up Rouge, I thought we were screwed!

*as the troops advance, they pass by the goo-encased figures in the wall, only giving them off-hand glances while they hunt down the remaining aliens

One begins to twitch...then another...the bodies convulse and they whisper "kill me..." when suddenly...*

SPLAT!

*another hundred baby-Xenos jump out of their corpses and they grow to adult-size rapidly due to the unusual radiation of the compound*

*and unbeknowst to the Gnomish troops and DSider's thugs, they're surrounded*

ME (to Rouge): You have no idea how much it sucks to fight those guys I mean--

*the causal distant shooting transforms into a symphony of rapid firing death only feet, away, the hollars of officers frantically giving orders and men dyign can be heard screeching through the tainted hallways*

ME: Ohhh no...*dons acid-proof battle armor, and sees RougeIce has brought him his sword* Thank you...*arms himself* LETS ROCK!

*RogueIce nods sagely*

We can't leave those brave Gnomes to die alone. If they go, we go.

*heads back into the cavern to the sound of "Leave No Man Behind" with a reinforcement Battalion of Gnomish Marines, all-volunteers to save their brethern*

::::: watches as Gnomish reinforcements arrive and continues firing, another five Xenos falling to my onslaught::::

(DGG: STOP CALLING MY TROOPS THUGS)

RogueIce wrote:*RogueIce nods sagely*

We can't leave those brave Gnomes to die alone. If they go, we go.

*heads back into the cavern to the sound of "Leave No Man Behind" with a reinforcement Battalion of Gnomish Marines, all-volunteers to save their brethern*

That's my man! *pats RougeIce on the back as they head back into the labirynth*

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

*hacks a Xeno in two, and turn to cut the arms off another--it reels and stumbles back into a wall where it's shot pieces by (EDIT) uberwarriors (happy, DSider?) and Gnomes alike. DGG turns to another stabbing his blade through its opened mouth ready to pounce. Acid splashes all about the battlefield, anyone whose had their armor breached falls to the ground in agony as their flesh melts away*

*continues to cut his way past Xenos, and walking over the corpses of melting troops....he turns into a secluded corner...and glances up to see a horror beyond speculation; a gigantic Xeno is before him, with a enormous skull flap and tiny, grasping arms, it screeches a horrible battle-cry*

The Queen methinks...*gulps, brings blade to bear* Here we go again!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

RogueIce wrote:*RogueIce nods sagely*

We can't leave those brave Gnomes to die alone. If they go, we go.

*heads back into the cavern to the sound of "Leave No Man Behind" with a reinforcement Battalion of Gnomish Marines, all-volunteers to save their brethern*

That's my man! *pats RougeIce on the back as they head back into the labirynth*

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

*hacks a Xeno in two, and turn to cut the arms off another--it reels and stumbles back into a wall where it's shot pieces by (EDIT) uberwarriors (happy, DSider?) and Gnomes alike. DGG turns to another stabbing his blade through its opened mouth ready to pounce. Acid splashes all about the battlefield, anyone whose had their armor breached falls to the ground in agony as their flesh melts away*

*continues to cut his way past Xenos, and walking over the corpses of melting troops....he turns into a secluded corner...and glances up to see a horror beyond speculation; a gigantic Xeno is before him, with a enormous skull flap and tiny, grasping arms, it screeches a horrible battle-cry*

The Queen methinks...*gulps, brings blade to bear* Here we go again!

::::: Runs up on the walls, bullet-time style, blasting away at the Queen::::

DIE VILE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darksider wrote:::::: Runs up on the walls, bullet-time style, blasting away at the Queen::::

DIE VILE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*great holes are blasted out of the disgusting monster, acid spewing every which way and melting through walls and floors. DSider goes by for another pass, but is knocked back into an advancing crowd of Xenos by the Queen's tail*

YOU ARE SOOOO DEAD!!!

*DGG slashes off one of the creatures arms, and slices up a long gash around its head flap, but the creature jolts and bucks like a bronco and sends him flying off into the crowd as well*

Darksider wrote:::::: Runs up on the walls, bullet-time style, blasting away at the Queen::::

DIE VILE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*watches as DSider's bullets have only limited effect*

ALL GNOMES, ATTACK THE QUEEN! DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

*the Gnomes respond with a resounding battle cry as DINK DINK!s fill the air, and they open up on the Queen. Scores are killed as they are mauled by other Xenos, but still the Gnomes continue on, braving the onslaught to save their leader. Finally, just as the Queen's head is blown off, she takes one last swipe at DGG*

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*RogueIce leaps in front of the Queen's attack, taking it full force before it can hit DGG, and is flung into a wall, and falls to the deck in a crumpled heap by DGG's side*

*weakly*Are you ok...sir?

::::: starts blasting other Xenos while ordering the uberwarriors to mop up::::

RogueIce wrote:*watches as DSider's bullets have only limited effect*

ALL GNOMES, ATTACK THE QUEEN! DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

*the Gnomes respond with a resounding battle cry as DINK DINK!s fill the air, and they open up on the Queen. Scores are killed as they are mauled by other Xenos, but still the Gnomes continue on, braving the onslaught to save their leader. Finally, just as the Queen's head is blown off, she takes one last swipe at DGG*

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*RogueIce leaps in front of the Queen's attack, taking it full force before it can hit DGG, and is flung into a wall, and falls to the deck in a crumpled heap by DGG's side*

*weakly*Are you ok...sir?

(again)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! God damn you RougeIce you crazy fool!!!!!

*rushes to his side, trudging through the remains of the mighty Queen and her followers*

Don't worry about me, are you okay Rouge! *shouts* MEDIC!! I can't leave this thing without you man; we started SEGNOR together and I'll be damned if I'm gonna lose you before it ends! You hear me! *medic rushes over* Hang in there man...

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:(again)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! God damn you RougeIce you crazy fool!!!!!

*rushes to his side, trudging through the remains of the mighty Queen and her followers*

Don't worry about me, are you okay Rouge! *shouts* MEDIC!! I can't leave this thing without you man; we started SEGNOR together and I'll be damned if I'm gonna lose you before it ends! You hear me! *medic rushes over* Hang in there man...

I'm...trying...

*slowly loses consciousness (sp) as he continues to fight for his life*

RogueIce wrote:I'm...trying...

*slowly loses consciousness (sp) as he continues to fight for his life*

You're getting the hell outta here! *hefts RougeIce over his shoulder, and stumbles away from the ongoing battle*

We'll find you a Medvac in just a minute if...

*a Xeno, apprently a straggler, drops from the ceiling in front of the two*

Oh no...

*sets down the brave Grand Vizier RougeIce--who has lead the Gnomish Hordes for centuries, who's led millions of troops to greast victiories, who is a good friend--and unsheathes sword; he notices his acid-proof armor is damaged, but won't let that stop him*

DINK DINK! HAIL ROUGEICE!

*charges the beast, stabbing right through its chest, and is greeted with a stream of acid to his unprotected face*

AHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!! JESUS FRICKIN' ARGHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!! Ahhh...*is out of breath*

*his face still burning he helps RougeIce up and continues to the exit...step by step, they'll get there....*

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

RogueIce wrote:I'm...trying...

*slowly loses consciousness (sp) as he continues to fight for his life*

You're getting the hell outta here! *hefts RougeIce over his shoulder, and stumbles away from the ongoing battle*

We'll find you a Medvac in just a minute if...

*a Xeno, apprently a straggler, drops from the ceiling in front of the two*

Oh no...

*sets down the brave Grand Vizier RougeIce--who has lead the Gnomish Hordes for centuries, who's led millions of troops to greast victiories, who is a good friend--and unsheathes sword; he notices his acid-proof armor is damaged, but won't let that stop him*

DINK DINK! HAIL ROUGEICE!

*charges the beast, stabbing right through its chest, and is greeted with a stream of acid to his unprotected face*

AHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!! JESUS FRICKIN' ARGHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!! Ahhh...*is out of breath*

*his face still burning he helps RougeIce up and continues to the exit...step by step, they'll get there....*

::::: Walks out with the uber-warriors::::

Tend to your wounded DGG, we shal finish this later

::::: runs back out onto the battlefield where uber-warriors are engaging Gnomish troops::::

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You're getting the hell outta here! *hefts RougeIce over his shoulder, and stumbles away from the ongoing battle*

We'll find you a Medvac in just a minute if...

*a Xeno, apprently a straggler, drops from the ceiling in front of the two*

Oh no...

*sets down the brave Grand Vizier RougeIce--who has lead the Gnomish Hordes for centuries, who's led millions of troops to greast victiories, who is a good friend--and unsheathes sword; he notices his acid-proof armor is damaged, but won't let that stop him*

DINK DINK! HAIL ROUGEICE!

*charges the beast, stabbing right through its chest, and is greeted with a stream of acid to his unprotected face*

AHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!! JESUS FRICKIN' ARGHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!! Ahhh...*is out of breath*

*his face still burning he helps RougeIce up and continues to the exit...step by step, they'll get there....*

*RogueIce, listening to the very moving rendition of "Leave No Man Behind" that is still playing somehow, finally notices the Xeno stalking him and his friend, but is too weak to give warning. Then, just as the creature prepares to attack and hope seems lost, the creature explodes in a blinding flash of light, as a Gnomish drop ship comes screaming into the atmosphere*

RogueIce wrote:*RogueIce, listening to the very moving rendition of "Leave No Man Behind" that is still playing somehow, finally notices the Xeno stalking him and his friend, but is too weak to give warning. Then, just as the creature prepares to attack and hope seems lost, the creature explodes in a blinding flash of light, as a Gnomish drop ship comes screaming into the atmosphere*

*wipes Xeno-guts off his face to get abetter view of the ship--still bright red from its descent through the atmosphere--flying past the compound, all guns blazing, flash frying tens of Xenos so quickly their acid is evaporated*

Thank goodness we're saved!!! *RougeIce, so overjoyed, summons all his strength to run to the craft as it lands, falling into the cargo compartment where ten medics instantly start hooking him up to potent life-saving equipment*

Wait up! We're coming too! *the entire Gnomish task force runs into the ship as it takes off from the forsaken place*

Is everyone out?

PILOT: Yes sir, there are no human or Gnomish lifesigns inside.

Then we don't need this place anymore. Kill them.

*the gunships charges its powerful gridfire cannons, unleashing a hail of energy and vaporizing the compound, killing the Xenos and ending their reign of terror*

*As they fly off into the distance, with plenty of closure, "Leave No Man Behind" concludes, and DGG turns to his unconsious comrade*

We made it RougeIce...we made it...Hail Gnomage...Hail RougeIce...

*sumons black Dragons(immune to acid) and they wade through your ranks, casting spells, and physically crushing the xenomorphs and Gnomes alike*

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*sumons black Dragons(immune to acid) and they wade through your ranks, casting spells, and physically crushing the xenomorphs and Gnomes alike*

[OOC - You're a tad late...we just left. ]

RogueIce wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*sumons black Dragons(immune to acid) and they wade through your ranks, casting spells, and physically crushing the xenomorphs and Gnomes alike*

[OOC - You're a tad late...we just left. ]

*Black Dragons under my control teleport to your location*

lol. I have a history of doing things like this....

*Begins bombarding the gnome ships with attack spells that make gridfire look like pellets froma bb gun

*taps Alyrium Denryle's shoulder*

So you're a god, hmm?

*Beings knocking AD around and completely owning him like any DBZer worth his salt can do to gods*

*Waves his hand and these beings are stopped dead in their tracks*

FOOLISH DBZ FANWHORE! I AM MORE THAN A SIMPLE GOD, I AM THE GREATER GOD OF PLANES, I AM THE INCARNATION OF THE GM/DM MADE FLESH! YOU SHALL BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME, THE ONE THAT CONTROLS YOUR FATE!

*yellow lightning bolt of humiliation strikes JodoForce, making him forever smell like dog piss*

Darksider wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Almost blows DSider's head off.* Dude! Don't do that!

I dunno, this is Fisher. He's pretty good at surviving stuff like that.

He won't survive this
::::: Disappears and reappears next to fisher::::

::::: Pulls out twin 9mm and emptys them into his head, completly blowing it away:::::

this time fisher didn't get up. Bu thanks to Gnomish sceince the gnomes are able to clone a new fisher and give the clone the original memories of fisher. thus there are hunders of fisher clones through out the universe. within two weeks fisher is back in business.