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Posted: 2005-01-13 12:55am
by Stormbringer
Petrosjko wrote:Don't think anybody's show up tonight. Shall we set the opening stages for the naval battle so they can properly pee their pants?
Not sure what else there is to do.

Posted: 2005-01-13 12:57am
by Petrosjko
See, as soon as I give up hope, Stormbringer shows up. He's got that timing down perfectly.

Edit- And Typh. We couldn't have done that better if we tried, I swear.

Posted: 2005-01-13 01:00am
by Stormbringer
Petrosjko wrote:See, as soon as I give up hope, Stormbringer shows up. He's got that timing down perfectly.
I've been on. I just haven't figured on posting much exactly. Though having Varian show up to give your character a pep talk might do.

Posted: 2005-01-13 01:05am
by Petrosjko
Stormbringer wrote:I've been on. I just haven't figured on posting much exactly. Though having Varian show up to give your character a pep talk might do.
Be my guest.

Posted: 2005-01-13 02:24am
by Imperial Overlord
I see Typhonis hasn't shown Varian his Photo Album of Doom yet.

Guarranteed to make any Puritan Inquisitor his bitch. :D

Posted: 2005-01-13 02:26am
by Petrosjko
Speaking of...

Hey NATHAN! Be a good time for your girlfriend, the SAINT, to call in your PAL, the Emperor!

We could use some help here.

Posted: 2005-01-13 02:29am
by Typhonis 1
hadnt been time to show him yet o and by the way may have one last shocker About Nathan when this is over with don`t know yet ..

Posted: 2005-01-13 02:32am
by Petrosjko
Got one to pass the time... why don't we all dig up the rumors we sent Stormbringer a while back, so we can compare and chuckle. Here are mine:

The local Adeptus Mechanicus branch is corrupted by chaos/rampant soulless machines and that's why all these inquisitors are showing up.

The local Adeptus Mechanicus branch was responsible for the Chaos marines getting loose, and buried a chaos war vessel in a hive as part of their malicious scheme.

The Inquisitors are deliberatley fomenting rebellion as part of an intricate scheme to start a sub-sector wide revolution to forge their own Empire/Not all inquisitors are in on this, and the battles have been covers for their internal conflict.

Commodore Novidalorian/Commissar Ristani are saints, touched by the Emperor and sent to lead the people in a new crusade.

Commodore Novidalorian/Commissar Ristani are witches sent by the infernal powers to corrupt the world.

The recent purge executed on members of the local merchant houses was the first step in the Inquisition taking total control of the planet.

Millions of cultists rose up and committed suicide at the peak of their revolution, as part of some dark ritual.

The shipyard is rife with heretics who do not adhere to the rituals and practices of the Mechanicus, and do not take care to properly appease the machine spirits.

The whole conflict presages a return by the Emperor, who will launch a new Grand Crusade from Adraxis.

Posted: 2005-01-13 02:43am
by Imperial Overlord
Mine were pretty similar.

I included conflicting ones about Gix, mentioned various different versions of Pater's and Gix's spat, and had a couple about Prius.

Posted: 2005-01-13 02:46am
by Imperial Overlord
The C'tan is in the house.

Posted: 2005-01-13 02:48am
by Petrosjko
Doom is upon us.

I was kind of in a hurry that day and felt my rumors were a bit on the bland side, but I hoped that everyone else's would make up for the lack.

Posted: 2005-01-13 02:54am
by The Yosemite Bear
Went real world shopping today, bought new boots for dealing with the cold weather.oh, and don't tell then inquisitionares I bought a tee-shirt with a piramid with an eye in the center of it.... (remind me, what could the great conspiracy be up too in 40k)?

Posted: 2005-01-13 02:55am
by The Yosemite Bear
oh and tomarrow I have shop steward work to do...

Posted: 2005-01-13 02:58am
by Petrosjko
No no no no, the eye on the pyramid is the eye of ZAIA, remember?

And now you're serving as one of her surveillance units, taking her eye with you everywhere you go. Great. And I was going to drop in to visit, too.

Posted: 2005-01-13 02:58am
by Typhonis 1
I have an idea

Posted: 2005-01-13 02:58am
by Petrosjko
Typhonis 1 wrote:I have an idea
Famous last words.

Feel free to share.

Posted: 2005-01-13 03:03am
by Typhonis 1
Simple really the Archeotech is actually one deposit of a few others...... war reserves set aside BY the emperor....

Posted: 2005-01-13 03:10am
by Petrosjko
That would be NecronLord's call. Interesting notion, though.

Posted: 2005-01-13 03:20am
by The Yosemite Bear
hey, since we had so much fun with chaos bording us...

felt free to return the favour, sisterhood has launched fully equipped shuttles with close combat assult forces.

Posted: 2005-01-13 03:24am
by Petrosjko
Yay! Counterattack!

Only thing missing is... The Emperor's Sword. Damn it.

They're all sitting around praying, sharpening their blades, and playing cards.

Posted: 2005-01-13 03:34am
by The Yosemite Bear
Actually some of them are on board the sisterhood hospital ship, and taking part in the boarding action...

Posted: 2005-01-13 03:36am
by Typhonis 1
And a few have found an X-box to play with

Posted: 2005-01-13 03:38am
by The Yosemite Bear
Basically the very badly misnamed "Angel of Mercy" is a modified aegula class shuttle, functioning as a close support gunship and ground/boarding attack ship, as well as medivac (think blackhawk helos)

Posted: 2005-01-13 03:42am
by Typhonis 1
have fun I`m off to bed

Posted: 2005-01-13 03:44am
by Imperial Overlord
Good night.