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Of course you are. You're a Marine.frigidmagi wrote:I would use those enslaved humans has the bulk of my infantry. Your specis flys the ships and planes and tanks and artillary guns.
I would with self proelled guns for Arty by the way, but I'm a bit of a moblity freak.
The problem with most of my army being humans is if I give lots of humans machineguns they might start getting subvertive ideas. Though I do have lots of human cannon fodder they don't quite outnumber the total of Jekin troops.I would use those enslaved humans has the bulk of my infantry. Your specis flys the ships and planes and tanks and artillary guns.
Your first officer is obviously none too bright, thinking that we don't know that no reasonable commander of a small destroyer would dare harm the captain of a heavy cruiser that's sitting right on top of his ship."they're obviously none too bright, allowing you to choose the ship gives us an advantage, even when they could have forced us to meet on their terms".
Hrm, an alright flag. How does this look for mine?Thirdfain wrote:The first half of the Invader's Guide to the Diaspora is up in the OOB thread providing detailed information on the Hajr's holdings, along with my badass new Hajr flag (hosting courtesy of Hotfoot).
What I did was I searched on Google for B&W images of a vulture and a sword, and fiddled about with the standard image editing equipment that came with my PC (MS paint, that kind of thingfrigidmagi wrote:
That's a nice flag. Anyone know where I can get a pic of a Vibro Sword in a Power Armor Guanlet and a pair of crossed rifles for mine?
). For something as simple as a flag, that's more than sufficient.you could allways try the hell boy symbol i think thats a sword in a really tough looking hand.frigidmagi wrote:Rifles easy. Vibro Swords in Armored gaunlets... Hard.
Dude... the dinner theater is a satire of WW2, and Greased Melon is a hideously brutal sport compared to anything the Ousters may have.Thirdfain wrote:If you guys had any idea how much I hated your goddamn hippy empire lovefests, I'm sure your brains would all simultaneously explode. Dinner Theater! Greased melon games! What's next, marijuana and an orgy? Oh,. no, that'd bee too rated "R" for the Axis of Happy.
*sigh*
Well, I guess it's up to me to change to mood. Grumble grumble.
Really? Because the only sport the Ouster play is Conquer the Galaxy and Slaughter the Flatlanders, Then Have a Celebratory Orgy. Now, I've never seen a game of Greased Watermelon, but I doubt it involves bombing planets from orbit and massacring all who stand in your way, while turning your enemies against eachother with deciet and cleverness.Dude... the dinner theater is a satire of WW2, and Greased Melon is a hideously brutal sport compared to anything the Ousters may have.
I must admit, the thought of a lizard dressed up as Hitler, mustache and all, is terribly amusing.frigidmagi wrote:The UP can't hate everyone has much as they hate the Hajr. And Altantis has the best relationship with the UP out of all the humans powers so... Besides don't you want to see dancing lizards mocking Hitler? Comdey Gold! Man Comdey Gold!
I'm trying to, but there's just no room for that in my head alongside the images of stars blackened by Ouster fleets and the delicate bones of women and children crushed beneath the armored boots of Hajr Dragoons as they clense your disgusting....hehe... Imagine a dancing swatztika... singing n german, micking Der Dritte Reich
Dumb. That sport takes too long to clean up the field and start again. Hunting is as fun in it's way, and much more repeatable. It's especially amusing when you're hunting people.Thirdfain wrote:Really? Because the only sport the Ouster play is Conquer the Galaxy and Slaughter the Flatlanders, Then Have a Celebratory Orgy. Now, I've never seen a game of Greased Watermelon, but I doubt it involves bombing planets from orbit and massacring all who stand in your way, while turning your enemies against eachother with deciet and cleverness.
-shrug- You are predators. Predators are not nearly as nasty as what we are - competitors.Dumb. That sport takes too long to clean up the field and start again. Hunting is as fun in it's way, and much more repeatable. It's especially amusing when you're hunting people.
*Nukes the two bickering organics and continues to march towards Known Space.*Thirdfain wrote:-shrug- You are predators. Predators are not nearly as nasty as what we are - competitors.Dumb. That sport takes too long to clean up the field and start again. Hunting is as fun in it's way, and much more repeatable. It's especially amusing when you're hunting people.