I present a re-imagining of Steve's generic-state interpretation of the Caymans. I hope this is more interesting.
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Republica del Caymana
(Republic of the Caymans)
Map of the Cayman Islands
Information
Government Type: Hispanic Corporatocracy
Head of State: President Frederico Truca, CEO Cayman Petroleum Company
Corporation-In-Charge: Cayman Petroleum Company (CPC)
Legislature: CPC Board of Directors
Judicial Branch: CPC, Security & Enforcement Division
Capitol: Cayman City
Local Political Movements: The Cayman Republican Army (CRA)
Currency: Caymanan Rial (R)
Population: 6,259,000 (as of 2002 census)
GDP: R180,000,000,000; R28,758 per capita
Major Industries/Businesses: Fishing, Tropical Agriculture, Tourism, light CPC-controlled manufacturing capability, vast natural gas and oil fields in EEZ around islands
Major Imports: Manufactured consumer goods, foodstuffs
Energy Information: Each island has electricity available through coal-burning plants, though there are some areas where electric service and other utilities are inconsistant. A decade-old natural gas plant provides power for the Capitol and the CPC's Headquarters Complex; the CPC is considering installing a nuclear plant within the Complex walls.
History:
The Cayman Islands have long been a popular tourist destination, until now. Discovered and settled by Messamerican pirates and runaways in the 1700s, they were a warm, green paradise populated by fruit and rice farmers, living a simple life under a centuries-old monarchy. This idyllic state of being survived until the early 20th century, when progress quickly caught up to the islands. Used as a coaling station by Messamerican warships during both World Wars, they were left to catch up with the global system.
In the 1960s, a republican revolutionary movement began to grow, soon forming into the Cayman Republican Army. The CRA proceeded to carry out a guerilla war against the monarchy throughout the next two decades, raiding government facilities and supply shipments at sea, boarding and seizing shipments of arms and supplies to the monarchist government. The conflict seemed to be a stalemate throughout the 1970s, until a daring CPA raid on the royal mansion in early 1980 left the Royal Family dead. Chaos ensued across the islands as the government collapsed. Looting and internecine fighting raged throughout 1980, until the local oil company, Cayman Petroleum, stepped in to restore order. Its' private security forces struck with modern equipment and tactics, a blitzkrieg across the islands bringing every major population center to order.
It is then, in 1981, that the company declared itself the legitimate successor to the monarchy and the islands and their inhabitants property and citizens of the Republic of Caymana, under the leadership of the company's board of directors and its' president, Frederico Truca. Since then, the company has taken the vast majority of the islands' yearly export income for itself, leaving the populace destitute and forced to take out loans from the company simply to survive.
The company continues to maintain order with the Security & Enforcement Division, a private army numbering in the tens of thousands and including a private navy of patrol craft and small frigates, numerous attack and transport helicopters and roughly one hundred 1990s-vintage combat aircraft, and wheeled combat vehicles including HMMWVs, weaponized Tonkinese sport utility vehicles, and Stryker combat vehicles. Its' troops are armed with Minimi machineguns and G36 rifles, in 6.5 MESS, the same ammunition used by the MESS militaries, as well as Barret sniper rifles and many other modern weapons.
The CPC's innumerable branches have grown to include a bank, an import/export service, a food conglomerate, and illicit drug and weapons manufacturers; the people of the islands toil under the eyes of these branches, forever in its' debt, their suffering unknown and unseen by the wealthy tourists who visit the islands. The world's governments, caught firmly by the balls in the vise of the CPC's local oil monopoly, remain unable to do more than lodge protests and make feeble statements lest they lose their supply of Cayman oil.
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