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Posted: **2004-08-09 04:01pm**

*Looks up* Are we STILL Laughing about the lumbering neanderthal who got pwned by The Spankmeister? I can't wait to see the homecoming dance. Then you fools will have your just desserts! I vote for chardok mutating into a giant spiny bullfrog and drowning the football team in radioactive frog piss.

Posted: **2004-08-09 11:44pm**

PainRack wrote:Over one month and ticking, will this come out before Fallout 3?

It'll be out when it's God damn good and ready and not one day sooner.

Posted: **2004-08-09 11:49pm**

Chardok wrote:*Looks up* Are we STILL Laughing about the lumbering neanderthal who got pwned by The Spankmeister? I can't wait to see the homecoming dance. Then you fools will have your just desserts! I vote for chardok mutating into a giant spiny bullfrog and drowning the football team in radioactive frog piss.

At that point, Marina breaks out a rifle and shoots you?

Posted: **2004-08-10 06:29pm**

PainRack wrote:Over one month and ticking, will this come out before Fallout 3?

Well Durandal has a GF so he's probably quite busy these days, it'll probably get done around "that time of month" if you know where I'm going...

Posted: **2004-08-10 07:05pm**

muse wrote:
PainRack wrote:Over one month and ticking, will this come out before Fallout 3?
Well Durandal has a GF so he's probably quite busy these days, it'll probably get done around "that time of month" if you know where I'm going...

Payday?

Posted: **2004-08-11 01:22am**

Lonestar wrote:
muse wrote:
PainRack wrote:Over one month and ticking, will this come out before Fallout 3?
Well Durandal has a GF so he's probably quite busy these days, it'll probably get done around "that time of month" if you know where I'm going...
Payday?

If you really want to call it that, sure..

Posted: **2004-08-16 04:18pm**

Only if you consider "payday" to be synonymous with "'I'm sorry, I love you so much sweetheart, you're the most amazing girl in the world' day".

Posted: **2004-08-16 04:37pm**

Arg, thought there was another chapter. People are so cruel.

Posted: **2004-08-16 04:38pm**

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Arg, thought there was another chapter. People are so cruel.

Then the title of the thread changes, you know there is a new chapter.

Posted: **2004-09-03 12:49pm**

The next ep has entered production.

Posted: **2004-09-03 01:11pm**

Durandal wrote:The next ep has entered production.

And remember: you can fix anything in post

Posted: **2004-09-18 10:05am**

Very, very funny.

Posted: **2004-09-18 01:19pm**

so does this justify cleaned fic status yet? i say yea.

Posted: **2004-09-18 05:00pm**

Col. Crackpot wrote:so does this justify cleaned fic status yet? i say yea.

Check the cleaned fanfic forum. Then proceed to slap yourself in the forehead.

Posted: **2004-09-18 05:11pm**

Col. Crackpot wrote:so does this justify cleaned fic status yet? i say yea.

Why? To stop any people from thinking that there was a new chapter posted? Just look at the title, it's still "Chardok's Mom." Anyone who can't remember that's the last episode must be struck down!
P.S.-I do know there is a clean version.

Posted: **2004-09-18 08:33pm**

phongn wrote:
Durandal wrote:The next ep has entered production.
And remember: you can fix anything in post

Ah, the Mantra of the A/V Professional.

Posted: **2004-09-23 09:28am**

Red, Durandal, you guys are simply awesome!

It's been ages since I last visited the Fanfic forum, and I haven't laughed this hard since... well, don't remember when.

Have to ask, since everyone else has as well: Do I get an appearance, even if just as a minor extra? As part of the Mess, if they're featured as a group, maybe?

Edi

Posted: **2004-09-24 04:30pm**

Heh, I should have read this sooner.

It's good that I can channel the Will of every Penis around me and tell people not to pass up a sure thing.

"I channel the Power of the Prick!"

Posted: **2004-09-25 03:17pm**

"Come on, Mark. Fuck her ... for me. Fuck her for all of us."

"Dude, for the last fucking time, no!" Gil raised his pleading voice to a demanding yell that echoed through the halls.

"Mark, if you don't fuck that woman, I will kill myself!"

Hey, you lifted this right from The Girl Next Door! Joke stealers!

Nice, though.

Posted: **2004-10-09 09:21pm**

You know, for some reason this reminds me of Porky's. All it needs is me, someone else, a shady looking woman, and a big dude with a machete to get six of the Angry Young Virgins Brigade naked in a shed and scare the shit out of them.

Posted: **2004-10-10 12:47am**

Who do you bribe to get written in:P ?

Posted: **2004-10-10 01:08am**

StormtrooperOfDeath wrote:Who do you bribe to get written in:P ?

No one, since we're STILL WAITING FOR THE NEXT FLIPPIN' CHAPTER!!

Posted: **2004-10-14 05:58am**

What the fuck," she said.

"Trouble?" asked Kernel from across the hall.

"This door is never locked! You don't lock the fuck closet. That's a rule."

"Unless you're in the fuck closet," said Mark.

"Well, yeah. But who's in the fuck closet now?" Jennifer started rattling the doorknob and pounding on the door. "Time's up! Comeon, Goddammit, it's not a motel room!"

The entire group crossed the hall to get a better look at the closet's occupants when the door opened. Debi stood close to Kernel and leaned into him slightly.

Jmac pounded the door again. "Open up!"

There was a muffled female voice from the other side, and then the lock clicked. The door swung open slowly, and a sweaty, disheveled redhead stumbled out still adjusting her blouse.

"Marina?!" gasped Debi.

"Hello everyone," she said, as casually as if they'd caught her reading the Sunday New York Times.

"I told you she was dyking it up!" said Biff. Marina turned his way and suddenly Chardok looked tense, but all she did was grin languidly.

"You had to have been adopted," she said.

"What does that mean?" he said.

"Biff? Honey?" came a voice from the closet. Everybody except Marina froze. Horror slowly crept across Biff's face.

"No. No no no no no no."

"Yes," said Marina, as Mrs. Chardok stepped out of the closet, also sweaty and disheveled, with her skirt on backwards.

"Mom?!"

"Biff, sweetie, I can explain. Sometimes, you see, mommies get a little lonely, and they need to be touched in a special way that only women can do."

"MOM!"

"SCORE ONE FOR THE REDHEADED BABE!" exclaimed Beowulf.

"SHUT UP!" Biff covered his ears and ran down the hall.

Pricless!

Adn the Captian Phallyus was GOLD. Couldn't breath for fifteen minutes...

Posted: **2004-10-17 11:17pm**

Sorry about the stagnation, folks. But Red and I are both in school right now. He's in grad school, and I'm basically starting over since I switched majors.

I've got free time, but the trick is converting that free time into good writing, which is difficult. And as far as allocating my creative energy, things like this must, regrettably take a back seat to my class work-load, which is very significant this term. A large-scale program due every two weeks is not a trivial or effortless endeavor. Nor is working 5 days, 23.5 hours per week between classes. At the end of my day, I'm pretty damned tired. So I personally could turn out lots of complete garbage, or we could let the quality writing come out when it comes out.

We both love how much everyone else loves the fic, so we'll just have to ask you to be patient. Very patient. We've got a few scenes of the next episode already written, but we haven't found the time to get further than that.

Posted: **2004-10-17 11:23pm**

Durandal wrote:<SNIP>

It happens. We can wait. I'd much rather high quality after a long wait than instant gratification with shit.

Hope life calms down for you soon.

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