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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:

Now it is

Page 3?

IG-88E wrote:Page 3?

Yeah.

XaLEv wrote:

IG-88E wrote:Page 3?

Yeah.

Huh?

Stormbringer wrote:

XaLEv wrote:

IG-88E wrote:Page 3?

Yeah.

Huh?

Look at the pic. Go back to where it's hosted.

XaLEv wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:

XaLEv wrote: Yeah.

Huh?

Look at the pic. Go back to where it's hosted.

Oh, nevermind then

Darth Yoshi wrote:This thread can give the Change a Letter thread a run for its money.
I'd like to participate more in this, but I'm underage.

You say that like being underage is a bad thing...I mean wait yes you should never be here little kids have no right to learn about, nay even hear about SEX

/me points at fifth grade teachers who started sex-ed...

WTF?!?
Exactly what's the point of stating sex-ed that early?

Sex ed is people telling not to have sex unless you know what you're doing--so basically its adults telling kids to watch more porn.

How can you not know what Page 3 is?
Jeez, that is a must have.
Especially Daily Sport, which I got evry day when I was in England.
A virtual newspaper of porn.

I just wanna say I'm Damned fucking proud for starting this thread

RayCav of ASVS wrote:I just wanna say I'm Damned fucking proud for starting this thread

Bah, you had nothing to do with how it turned out. Besides you didn't get to flirt with Kelly. So nyah!

Stormbringer wrote:

RayCav of ASVS wrote:I just wanna say I'm Damned fucking proud for starting this thread

Bah, you had nothing to do with how it turned out. Besides you didn't get to flirt with Kelly. So nyah!

He got you there Ray.

how in the heck did I miss this one...?

EmperorMing wrote:how in the heck did I miss this one...?

Very carefully, Ming.

Kelly Antilles wrote:

EmperorMing wrote:how in the heck did I miss this one...?

Very carefully, Ming.

While others among us avoided it purposely and with great forethought on the grounds that we don't want our wives, who are jealous creatures, to set fire to our genitals while we sleep.

Lagmonster wrote: While others among us avoided it purposely and with great forethought on the grounds that we don't want our wives, who are jealous creatures, to set fire to our genitals while we sleep.

Yikes.

Kelly Antilles wrote:

Lagmonster wrote: While others among us avoided it purposely and with great forethought on the grounds that we don't want our wives, who are jealous creatures, to set fire to our genitals while we sleep.

Yikes.

It's more of a guideline than a rule. She reads the board, and asks me many questions about you all, the majority of which I am required to answer by telling her to look behind her immediately and then running to hide in the resulting confusion.

Lagmonster wrote:
It's more of a guideline than a rule. She reads the board, and asks me many questions about you all, the majority of which I am required to answer by telling her to look behind her immediately and then running to hide in the resulting confusion.

*LOL* Ah, makes sense now.

Kelly Antilles wrote:

Lagmonster wrote: While others among us avoided it purposely and with great forethought on the grounds that we don't want our wives, who are jealous creatures, to set fire to our genitals while we sleep.

Yikes.

Jeez, that's a jealous spouse.

Stormbringer wrote:Jeez, that's a jealous spouse.

She's not really that bad, but I do have the odd occasion where I'll be off reading, and I'll get called to the computer, and she'll point at something, and - not being terribly computer friendly - say, "Honey, what exactly are these guys talking about? Who's Guri and...hey...is this one of those porno chat sites?"

Lagmonster wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:Jeez, that's a jealous spouse.

She's not really that bad, but I do have the odd occasion where I'll be off reading, and I'll get called to the computer, and she'll point at something, and - not being terribly computer friendly - say, "Honey, what exactly are these guys talking about? Who's Guri and...hey...is this one of those porno chat sites?"

That's when you have to explain "honey, the majority of the guys who post here are hormonal teenagers. Pay them no mind."

Kelly Antilles wrote:That's when you have to explain "honey, the majority of the guys who post here are hormonal teenagers. Pay them no mind."

She's probably upset because she's no longer the target of hormonal teenagers.

Kelly Antilles wrote:

Lagmonster wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:Jeez, that's a jealous spouse.

She's not really that bad, but I do have the odd occasion where I'll be off reading, and I'll get called to the computer, and she'll point at something, and - not being terribly computer friendly - say, "Honey, what exactly are these guys talking about? Who's Guri and...hey...is this one of those porno chat sites?"

That's when you have to explain "honey, the majority of the guys who post here are hormonal teenagers. Pay them no mind."

But we have you. And last time, I checked you were female and flirting. So there!

Stormbringer wrote:

Kelly Antilles wrote:That's when you have to explain "honey, the majority of the guys who post here are hormonal teenagers. Pay them no mind."

But we have you. And last time, I checked you were female and flirting. So there!

She's lucky she *can* flirt. I was apparently born without a Flirt Gland or something. My female-male interaction sounds like the Homer-double in that 'Mr.X' episode of The Simpsons: "Ve vill go out to a medium-price restaurant and zen come back for a night of efficient German sex."