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Stas Bush wrote:Stanislav will be attending the funeral. I might even write up a speechio.

I might just write one...

PeZook wrote:Holy crap! Turns out I live in an actual civilized country, and my cheap-ass mountain hotel has FREE WIFI in it!

But... Does that mean I don't get to bankrupt PeZookia?

SiegeTank wrote:But... Does that mean I don't get to bankrupt PeZookia?

I was waiting for the 'proposal' of the 'Intercontinental Trust,' myself.

If anyone should decide to buy over PeZookia, in royal gold solidi and seal, it should be the unscrupulous bankers (while yet wary of the concept of risk) of Constantinople (with the Emperor's help and authorization).

The conquest of PeZookia would obviously be at the hands of flambouyant Shroomanians coming over to Orena for the Mushroomdri Gras

Steve, you're eugoogly is up!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:The conquest of PeZookia would obviously be at the hands of flambouyant Shroomanians coming over to Orena for the Mushroomdri Gras

Steve, you're eugoogly is up!

Now, just who is that man in a purple cap and white cassock?

Nah. Money will be enough to buy them over, especially considering how bloody stingy these bastards are.

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Now, just who is that man in a purple cap and white cassock?

I was thinking the Bishop of Bath and Wells or something. Who did you have in mind?

Nah. Money will be enough to buy them over, especially considering how bloody stingy these bastards are.

Goddamn, the PeZookian stereotype of stinginess has become nigh LEGENDARY!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:I was thinking the Bishop of Bath and Wells or something. Who did you have in mind?

I would imagine the Emperor could persuade the Ecumenical Patriarch to send a representative, even if the old bastard couldn't be convinced to send himself.

The Metropolitan of Thessaloniki? Heh.

Goddamn, the PeZookian stereotype of stinginess has become nigh LEGENDARY!

We joke about it, we stereotype about it. It's even backed by the sales figures.

In winter, PeZookian house heating would involve throwing LOGS into burny-boiler things. To save money! They would eat CHEAP SOUP... FROM CANS!

I guess the Prime Minister's church service basically involved every sort of religious denomination out there. Even Tian Xian Shintoist monks. Mult-denominational!

Special Representitive and former Latin Patriarch Gregory XIX shows up, gives a rant, and is forced off with a stage hook.

Lonestar wrote: Special Representitive and former Latin Patriarch Gregory XIX shows up, gives a rant, and is forced off with a stage hook.

Well... we could put him and the Ecumenical Patriarch sitting right next to each other....

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote: Well... we could put him and the Ecumenical Patriarch sitting right next to each other....

The Farbanti Police ending up throwing the two and their entourages into the drunk tank....

You know, I think we missed a great opportunity to have both the Shepland and Byzantine Patriarchs talk trash with each other during the various MESS-CATO and other conflicts, back in the day. Too bad now Gregory's gotten replaced with an apostate.

Man, I'll miss his hellfire and brimstone. Maybe he can become the SDNWorld Shepland equivalent of an Anti-Pope! His gnarled liver-spotted hands typing away at a sanctified blog site for condemning Lord Fairfax Loinstar and jeering his cancer, learning paintshop to draw his own ChickTracts!

Lonestar wrote:

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote: Well... we could put him and the Ecumenical Patriarch sitting right next to each other....

The Farbanti Police ending up throwing the two and their entourages into the drunk tank....

Well, it's for shits and laughs anyway, and some pop corn.

Yes. Write it happening after Steve's eulogy, when Heraclius is making his own speech only to be RUDELY INTERRUPTED by two SQUABBLING OLD MEN!!

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote: We joke about it, we stereotype about it. It's even backed by the sales figures.

What, 150 CF-01s isn't a large enough order?

Siegetank wrote: But... Does that mean I don't get to bankrupt PeZookia?

Well, I'll be off hiking in the mountains between 6 A.M. and 8 P.M. every day, so you may still try

NM

Sorry for cutting into the whole funeral thing, but I've been meaning for a week or so to introduce Comrade Hammer for, ah...later use

Beowulf wrote:

CmdrWilkens wrote:

Czechmate wrote:Wilkonian Land Seal - Extinct, 2017

No we are just killing off all of our silkworms by overwork.

Well... of course your killing off your silkworms. That's how you get the silk.

Fine we're killing them off faster than we are replacing them due to the hugely transient demand spike...jackass

PeZook wrote:What, 150 CF-01s isn't a large enough order?

That pales in comparison to the Byzantine order, that is easily twice to thrice that.

Now that I Offically Exist, anyone looking to place large scale Civilian Commercial or Military Airship orders please let me know, We need to increase PROFIT!

Background post made.

Crossroads Inc. wrote:Now that I Offically Exist, anyone looking to place large scale Civilian Commercial or Military Airship orders please let me know, We need to increase PROFIT!

Why the fuck would we want airship orders, especially when Canissa has cornered the "airship market"(lol) since the start of the game?

Lonestar wrote:

Crossroads Inc. wrote:Now that I Offically Exist, anyone looking to place large scale Civilian Commercial or Military Airship orders please let me know, We need to increase PROFIT!

Why the fuck would we want airship orders, especially when Canissa has cornered the "airship market"(lol) since the start of the game?

I was wondering when someone would tell him.

President Shady attends the funeral.

Also: PRIME NOIR shall continue. Which is to say, I'm rewriting my part.