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Three more with a military flair.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
No; Zor spells it "hipothetical", and the card is mocking him.DrkHelmet wrote:You spelled hypothetical wrong. Good idea on the card, though.Dangermouse wrote:Here is one. Rar!
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A Government founded upon justice, and recognizing the equal rights of all men; claiming higher authority for existence, or sanction for its laws, that nature, reason, and the regularly ascertained will of the people; steadily refusing to put its sword and purse in the service of any religious creed or family is a standing offense to most of the Governments of the world, and to some narrow and bigoted people among ourselves.
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In a gentle way of course. Some of my favorite threads have involved Zor and his scenarios.Surlethe wrote:
No; Zor spells it "hipothetical", and the card is mocking him.
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Okay, fgalkin.
You like? (Had to shorten "Resident Russian" to "Russian Dude", 'cuz it wouldn't fit otherwise. )
EDIT: Fixed as per request by fgalkin.
You like? (Had to shorten "Resident Russian" to "Russian Dude", 'cuz it wouldn't fit otherwise. )
EDIT: Fixed as per request by fgalkin.
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Darth Wong on Strollers vs. Assholes: "There were days when I wished that my stroller had weapons on it."
wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic. "
SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
Cornivore! | BAN-WATCH CANE: XVII | WWJDFAKB? - What Would Jesus Do... For a Klondike Bar? | Evil Bayesian Conspiracy
wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic. "
SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
Cornivore! | BAN-WATCH CANE: XVII | WWJDFAKB? - What Would Jesus Do... For a Klondike Bar? | Evil Bayesian Conspiracy
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Well, because I am self-absorbed when it comes to MTG here goes.
Dark Hellion, Permanant Newbie
CC: B
Picture: blah!
Legendary Creature- N00b
Rules text:
Permanant Noob: DH always counts as having just been summoned.
2: add 1 alchohol counter to DH
Remove X alchohol counters from DH. DH gets +x-y/+x-y where x is the number of alchohol counters removed in this way, and y is the number of tolerance counters on DH. Add a tolerance counter.
All Sheps get +2/+2 and gain trample.
P/T. 0/1
Dark Hellion, Permanant Newbie
CC: B
Picture: blah!
Legendary Creature- N00b
Rules text:
Permanant Noob: DH always counts as having just been summoned.
2: add 1 alchohol counter to DH
Remove X alchohol counters from DH. DH gets +x-y/+x-y where x is the number of alchohol counters removed in this way, and y is the number of tolerance counters on DH. Add a tolerance counter.
All Sheps get +2/+2 and gain trample.
P/T. 0/1
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We're not just doing this for money; we're doing this for a shitload of money!
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RayCav-
When RayCav is in play game ends without result . Upon playing the RayCav card both players lay down their decks and return home, anyone foolish enough to read the card carefully should crouch into a fetal position and cry.
When RayCav is in play game ends without result . Upon playing the RayCav card both players lay down their decks and return home, anyone foolish enough to read the card carefully should crouch into a fetal position and cry.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
-George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
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@ fgalkin: Your card is fixed, as per request. The bottle looks a little squished tho'. Let me know if you want it cropped instead.
I'm sure you recognize the following classic sketch:
Something for Rei:
Finally, I have a card that I'm not too sure about. I want it to be a card you'd be a fool to play, 'cause it has so many bad consequences. Tell me what you think:
The best you can hope for is that the target creature becomes tapped, but then it's just untapped again during the untap phase! Then the opposing player can play Ban on you at least once! OUCH!
That's all!
EDIT: Abuse of Power is now multicolor.
I'm sure you recognize the following classic sketch:
Something for Rei:
Finally, I have a card that I'm not too sure about. I want it to be a card you'd be a fool to play, 'cause it has so many bad consequences. Tell me what you think:
The best you can hope for is that the target creature becomes tapped, but then it's just untapped again during the untap phase! Then the opposing player can play Ban on you at least once! OUCH!
That's all!
EDIT: Abuse of Power is now multicolor.
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Darth Wong on Strollers vs. Assholes: "There were days when I wished that my stroller had weapons on it."
wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic. "
SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
Cornivore! | BAN-WATCH CANE: XVII | WWJDFAKB? - What Would Jesus Do... For a Klondike Bar? | Evil Bayesian Conspiracy
wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic. "
SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
Cornivore! | BAN-WATCH CANE: XVII | WWJDFAKB? - What Would Jesus Do... For a Klondike Bar? | Evil Bayesian Conspiracy
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Pi (3.1415.....)
area of the circle in relation to the radius
on march 14th pi may be cast for free
otherwise caster must tap for mana and lose 1 life from fractional manaburn.
Pi has no effect on Rei
target creature with a value of 3 now has that value replaced with Pi
thus making it greater then 3 and less then 4.
area of the circle in relation to the radius
on march 14th pi may be cast for free
otherwise caster must tap for mana and lose 1 life from fractional manaburn.
Pi has no effect on Rei
target creature with a value of 3 now has that value replaced with Pi
thus making it greater then 3 and less then 4.
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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Actualy Pi it a ratio of the circumference to the diameter C=d(pi) or 2r(pi)The Yosemite Bear wrote:Pi (3.1415.....)
area of the circle in relation to the radius
on march 14th pi may be cast for free
otherwise caster must tap for mana and lose 1 life from fractional manaburn.
Pi has no effect on Rei
target creature with a value of 3 now has that value replaced with Pi
thus making it greater then 3 and less then 4.
Hapan Battle Dragons Rule!
When you want peace prepare for war! --Confusious
That was disapointing ..Should we show this Federation how to build a ship so we may have worthy foes? Typhonis 1
The Prince of The Writer's Guild|HAB Spacewolf Tank General| God Bless America!
When you want peace prepare for war! --Confusious
That was disapointing ..Should we show this Federation how to build a ship so we may have worthy foes? Typhonis 1
The Prince of The Writer's Guild|HAB Spacewolf Tank General| God Bless America!
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Heh. Here's a quote for me:
"We can play the word games all of our lives, and go in circles. Do you not have an intuitive grasp of the word "truth"? Or the word "correct"? That usually comes of being a native English speaker."
Or some snippet of that which fits and sounds good.
"We can play the word games all of our lives, and go in circles. Do you not have an intuitive grasp of the word "truth"? Or the word "correct"? That usually comes of being a native English speaker."
Or some snippet of that which fits and sounds good.
A Government founded upon justice, and recognizing the equal rights of all men; claiming higher authority for existence, or sanction for its laws, that nature, reason, and the regularly ascertained will of the people; steadily refusing to put its sword and purse in the service of any religious creed or family is a standing offense to most of the Governments of the world, and to some narrow and bigoted people among ourselves.
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Wyrm: the Abuse of Power sorcery needs to have a gold background since it is a multicolour spell. Otherwise, nice.
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
It can't be helped, hon. Lovely job on both of them, although the second one needs a gold border since it's a multicolor (GGWW to cast)Noble Ire wrote:Modified per instructions:
[img]http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/8012 ... ov.jpg[img]
Sorry if the text is a bit smushed, it couldn't be helped.
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
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Since there was a Pie card made, I guess I'll request a Metroid card.
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
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Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Sorry, LadyTevar, but the card maker I'm using doesn't allow modifications to card borders, as far as I can tell at least.
Note that my usage of Fanboy is in no way derogatory. Heck, I even used it for myself.
Note that my usage of Fanboy is in no way derogatory. Heck, I even used it for myself.
The Rift
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
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