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Posted: 2006-11-26 10:07am
by Elfdart
I didn't pick the Thanksgiving games, though I should have so I could pad my numbers. The only game that was halfway competetive was Chiefs-Broncos and that was for three quarters. Anyway, you had to have satellite or cable to watch it.
This week's winners:
Cardinals -Denny crowns the team that fired him. Funny thing is, this time next year, he'll probably be trying to do the same to the Cardinals -and for the same reason!
Panthers
Bengals
Jets
Jaguars
Saints
Ravens
49ers
Chargers -another sweep of the Raitards! I hope they run up the score. With each pile-on TD an extra smidgen of revenge is exacted: "THAT's for the 1980 AFC Championship! THAT's for breaking Kellen Winslow's knee! THAT's for breaking Dan Fouts' nose in three places! And so on until the last rub-it-in touchdown -AND THIS IS FOR THE HOLY ROLLER! Fuck you Al Davis! Take your Pride & Poise and shove it WAY up your ass, motherfucker!
<regains composure>
Patriots > Bears
Giants > Titans
Colts > Eagles
Seahawks > Packers -another shitty game for ESPN.

Posted: 2006-11-26 05:06pm
by Falkenhayn
Make that x2 Game winning drives from JP Losman. This one with 28 ticks left on a sensational grab by Roscoe "The Bussiness" Parrish.
And as I post, NE is knocking on the door...Lawrence Maroney 1 yd TD run.
Posted: 2006-11-26 05:20pm
by Medic
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED SHIT!
The on-post cable provider is showing the
Chargers Raiders late game. It's like I'm in San Diego again.

I guess it's cause the Chiefs already played, so there's an open slot in the TV schedule. Only 7-7 late in the 2Q though.
That'll change.
Posted: 2006-11-26 07:12pm
by Medic
The Chargers are the new cardiac kids.
Can the Raiders BUY a win in the AFC West? They certainly can't earn one, the Chargers have been out of sync all day and they never came close to capitalizing on these mistakes.
Posted: 2006-11-26 07:34pm
by Elfdart
I was over at the Union-Tribune's sports forums and it's a laugh riot. Raitard fans gloating left and right...
...and then they were suddenly silenced!
On top of that, She-li and the other Giants blew a 21-0 lead and lost!
VICTORY IS MINE!

Posted: 2006-11-26 08:57pm
by Falkenhayn
SPC Brungardt wrote:The Chargers are the new cardiac kids.
I'm as optimistic as any Bills fan can hope to be, and I'm still trying to think of a way, besides Hitmen, for Buffalo to stop LT next week.
Posted: 2006-11-26 09:31pm
by Qwerty 42
Despite the fact that the game is shaping up to be a disaster, I'm impressed with Jeff Garcia. He's doing the best he can, he's just in a very poor situation.
Posted: 2006-11-26 11:50pm
by LMSx
I feel sorry for Eli from time to time.
...Then I remember at the draft when he demanded a trade from San Diego to New York because he didn't want to play for a loser team like the Chargers. And then I remember the Chargers got Philip Rivers out of the trade.
Ahh, the Giants. Ran over by Vince Young.
Posted: 2006-11-27 09:54am
by Tsyroc
I never understood that. How the heck were the Chargers a "loser" team and the Giants not?
Granted the Giants had been to the Super Bowl more recently than the Chargers but given how they got their asses beat can anyone think that them making it to the game wasn't much more than a fluke, or at least a good play off run that came to an bad end. I certainly don't recall that team being impressive during the season.
So did Eli just want to go to the Giants because it was New York and when he hits it big he'd really hit it big $$$$ because of the New York media?
Personally I would have gone to San Diego since the weather is a fuckload better than most of the East Coast of the US let alone New York. Plus, coaching wise, even though Marty has his problems I still have more faith in him that the Giant's coaching staff.
Can you imagine what would have happened if Eli had gone to the Chargers? I really wonder if the Chargers would have let Brees go if they had gotten Eli instead of Rivers.
Posted: 2006-11-27 11:55am
by Elfdart
Tsyroc wrote:I never understood that. How the heck were the Chargers a "loser" team and the Giants not?
Granted the Giants had been to the Super Bowl more recently than the Chargers but given how they got their asses beat can anyone think that them making it to the game wasn't much more than a fluke, or at least a good play off run that came to an bad end. I certainly don't recall that team being impressive during the season.
So did Eli just want to go to the Giants because it was New York and when he hits it big he'd really hit it big $$$$ because of the New York media?
Manning was probably worried that although Drew Brees had a crap season in 2003, he was pretty good in 2002, so She-li might not get on the field much. In New York, they had a concussion-addled Kurt Warner. His chances of starting were better. I'm sure the spotlight in NY had something to do with it, which is fucking stupid if you ask me. The fans there will turn on you in a heartbeat.
Personally I would have gone to San Diego since the weather is a fuckload better than most of the East Coast of the US let alone New York. Plus, coaching wise, even though Marty has his problems I still have more faith in him that the Giant's coaching staff.
That's a pretty gutless bunch of receivers in NY.
Can you imagine what would have happened if Eli had gone to the Chargers? I really wonder if the Chargers would have let Brees go if they had gotten Eli instead of Rivers.
I doubt they would have let Brees go if She-li was going to take his place.
Posted: 2006-11-27 02:59pm
by Glocksman
From the comments, I gather I'm not the only person who despises people such as John 'I'd rather play baseball than play for the Colts' Elway and Eli 'whiney crybaby' Manning.
The NFL should crack the whip and tell players like She-li and Elway that you'll either play for the team that drafted you, or you won't play in the NFL at all.
Posted: 2006-11-27 03:16pm
by Medic
Glocksman wrote:From the comments, I gather I'm not the only person who despises people such as John 'I'd rather play baseball than play for the Colts' Elway and Eli 'whiney crybaby' Manning.
The NFL should crack the whip and tell players like She-li and Elway that you'll either play for the team that drafted you, or you won't play in the NFL at all.
On the one hand, I agree, on the other, as a Chargers fan, I don't
want a pussyfoot crybaby like Eli "Oh Noes San Diego!" Manning. There's also the consideration that the Chargers just played the Giants for blind fools and coveted Rivers more anyway.
We got our guy, he's panning out, Merriman [though he needs to fix himself] and Kaeding even.
Posted: 2006-11-27 09:42pm
by Elfdart
Glocksman wrote:From the comments, I gather I'm not the only person who despises people such as John 'I'd rather play baseball than play for the Colts' Elway and Eli 'whiney crybaby' Manning.
The NFL should crack the whip and tell players like She-li and Elway that you'll either play for the team that drafted you, or you won't play in the NFL at all.
I don't think they can. The League is scared shitless that someone will go to court and challenge the draft as a whole as an illegal collusion to stifle commerce.
Posted: 2006-11-28 09:20am
by Tsyroc
Glocksman wrote:From the comments, I gather I'm not the only person who despises people such as John 'I'd rather play baseball than play for the Colts' Elway and Eli 'whiney crybaby' Manning.
The NFL should crack the whip and tell players like She-li and Elway that you'll either play for the team that drafted you, or you won't play in the NFL at all.
At the time I disliked Elway not wanting to go to the Colts (not that I can blame him) but I also kind of like the fact that he had leverage against them in the form of other options. Also, as long as the NFL is really the only game in town finding some way to make them work a little harder for a player doesn't bother me much.
Currently I don't think they pay their players enough compared to what the NBA and MLB players can get in garunteed money, for sports that are less likely to have major physicial repercussions when the players retire.
It seems to me that the appearance of the USFL and it running off with NFL and college players for "big" money really helped the players in the NFL even if the USFL kind of blew as a league.
The NFL even picked up a few innovations from the XFL so it is good that the NFL gets a little competition at least every now and then.
Posted: 2006-11-28 09:57am
by Falkenhayn
Elfdart wrote:
Personally I would have gone to San Diego since the weather is a fuckload better than most of the East Coast of the US let alone New York. Plus, coaching wise, even though Marty has his problems I still have more faith in him that the Giant's coaching staff.
That's a pretty gutless bunch of receivers in NY.
At the risk of being out of context. This brings me back to Packman Jones' interception, and Plaxico Burress pretty much jogging to attempt a lame ass tackle. After he quite blatantly gave up on throw.
I realize that Packman is well aquainted with the Nashville PD, but Plaxico sweetheart, you're about 2.5 times his size, and you want to go to the playoffs right?
Posted: 2006-11-28 01:11pm
by Elfdart
Compare Plaxico Burress' half-hearted effort to what happened early in the Charger-Bronco game last week. Rivers was clobbered while trying to throw and the ball went almost straight up in the air like a punt with three Denver defenders waiting to catch the pop fly. Second-string wideout Vince Jackson lunged, desperately flailing away at the ball and the Broncos to keep them from catching it -and slapped the ball down. The thing every receiver is told from little league to the pros is to catch the ball, and if you can't catch it make sure the defender doesn't catch it!
Tom Coughlin is a good coach IMO, but he has a roster full of coach killers and he's going to be unemployed by New Year's Day.
Posted: 2006-11-30 08:24pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
I'm kinda confused about the Baltimore-Cincinnati game being blacked out on NFL Network. Like, "Why the fuck am I being blacked out, guys?"
Posted: 2006-12-01 01:40am
by Elfdart
Do you live in Baltimore or Cincy?
Posted: 2006-12-01 01:43am
by Darth Garden Gnome
Elfdart wrote:Do you live in Baltimore or Cincy?
Detroit area.
Posted: 2006-12-01 08:03pm
by LMSx
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Elfdart wrote:Do you live in Baltimore or Cincy?
Detroit area.
There's a special bonus fee that carriers have to pay if they want NFL Network to show live games. Yours probably thought "it's only 7 times a year" and opted not to pay the fee.
Basically I don't see anything good about the NFL Network. Until they figure out this basic/premium cable situation the consumers are getting screwed between two huge monopolies.
Posted: 2006-12-01 09:49pm
by Elfdart
That's why I got DirecTV.
Posted: 2006-12-02 10:30am
by Darth Fanboy
I like NFL Network, it's included in my Cox Digital Cable package without me paying extra for it specifically. Although I admit to not watching it at any time between the end of the Pro Bowl, and the NFL Draft.
Posted: 2006-12-02 11:15pm
by Elfdart
This week's winners:
Rams
Redskins
Patriots
Colts
Chiefs
Bears
Jets
Chargers
Saints
Texans
Dolphins
Cowboys
Steelers
Panthers
Seahawks
Thursday's Game, Cleveland at Pittsburgh: Who gives a shit?
Posted: 2006-12-03 02:18pm
by Master of Ossus
That is a royal beatdown that the Jets have unleashed upon Lambeau Field. I would have to say it's been an historically bad first-half for the Packers at home.
Posted: 2006-12-03 04:13pm
by Qwerty 42
wow, 60-yard field goal from out of nowhere.