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The tyrannical superpower alliances, Coiler?

You mean the ones who have been most responsible for supplying you in your "Great Mobilization"?

Well, I guess this just proves Iler is crazy...

I thought Skimmer offered a hand in de-activating the land that Shep recklessly irradiated We should congrat him for that.

As for Coiler - hehe, if you actually declare war on UAR, in the interests of the Central Sea security... you will be dealt with.

How can I congratulate him when it's a secret submarine force no one knows about?

I hope we can cooperate on this, though. Seriously, making friendly diplomatic overtures to the Super Saddam Special would be good.

Also, we need to send our own mangs to the area.

Just dare to place weapons in Coilerburg.

If you wanted to see your Cuba scenario, you will see it now.

I can has Gitmo in Canissia?

Does it even change the strategic calculus much if Coilerburg becomes a UAR lackey? I mean, Saddamistan has plenty of weapons aimed in that area, anyways.

Yeah, if the UAR admits it was reckless and cleans up after them, I think it will be reasonable.

I'd also want to ask for reparations to families of any FUN nationals who will die of radiation poisoning. There was at least one Byzantium research team there.

Heh...Coilerburg joins the UAR? Heh...

That's what's in the region now (an except from the General FUN Defense plan).

Does it even change the strategic calculus much if Coilerburg becomes a UAR lackey?

Apparently you did not hear about 20 Sabers placed in Coilerburg, right?

Well...

During the New Year Nightmare, Coilerburg attacked Shepnukistani ships, impounding folks and sinking a couple.

Recently, he has done his Great Mobilization by buying military stuff from the MESS.

Now he has pledged allegiance to Shepnukistan and Saddamistan.

Now he is continuing his Great Mobilization by trying to get nukes from the UAR.

Not good.

Coilerburg's attempt to become a nuclear emplacement within the area where FUN ABM systems are most vulnerable will be stopped.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Well...

During the New Year Nightmare, Coilerburg attacked Shepnukistani ships, impounding folks and sinking a couple.

Recently, he has done his Great Mobilization by buying military stuff from the MESS.

Now he has pledged allegiance to Shepnukistan and Saddamistan.

Now he is continuing his Great Mobilization by trying to get nukes from the UAR.

Not good.

He's not exactly being smart about this. He's hardly stable and now he's pretty much done something to piss off each of the three alliances.

The UAR has no real reason to trust him. Hell, nobody does, really. Don't be at all surprised if "President for Life" Iler finds that the UAR 'defensive forces' don't end up being such that they rule Coilerburg, not him.

That would be the logical thing for the UAR to do, after all.

Don't be at all surprised if "President for Life" Iler finds that the UAR 'defensive forces' don't end up being such that they rule Coilerburg, not him.

That is clear. But whether the UAR controls the island through Coiler or directly, deposing Coiler, that is absolutely unacceptable.

EDIT:
Coilerburg is blockaded by 1 CVN group with 2 Kirovs and various BPK and BDK, as well as several assault subs (677 Lada class).

Air is patrolled from Korolev by A-50 Beriev AEW&S (my fighter force composition can be looked up in Reference Thread, bascially a lot of the most modern Russian/Soviet fighters).

I'm saying that because I'm leaving and so that everyone knows what they are dealing wth.

RogueIce wrote: He's not exactly being smart about this. He's hardly stable and now he's pretty much done something to piss off each of the three alliances.

The UAR has no real reason to trust him. Hell, nobody does, really. Don't be at all surprised if "President for Life" Iler finds that the UAR 'defensive forces' don't end up being such that they rule Coilerburg, not him.

That would be the logical thing for the UAR to do, after all.

I personally suspect the UAR will place weapons in Coilerburg to use its strategic position, but there will be enough troops there that if he tries to change his position once more, they can take over the country with ease. After all, what are two heavy divisions for the UAR?

You know what? Let's let them have the pissant little shithole. As long as they place no nukes or nuclear ramjets there (conventional missiles alone are enough to deter the FUN from attacking Coilerburg anyway ; Besides, with their shiny new supersonic cruise missiles, they can attack anybody from anywhere anyway), this won't change the strategic balance of force much.

But they will place SS-20s and shit in Coilerburg.

Fuck it, the Flattop is on its way to Coilerburg too. To emphasize the point.



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SS-20s and shit

Shroom Man 777 wrote:But they will place SS-20s and shit in Coilerburg.

Fuck it, the Flattop is on its way to Coilerburg too. To emphasize the point.



EDIT:

SS-20s and shit

Well, unless these missiles have nuclear warheads, they're not much of a threat.

And it seems the UAR is willing to abide by restriction not to place nukes in Coilerburg ; I mean, seriously. They have low-flying Mach 5 nuclear ramjet cruise missiles which can fuck us over anyway with or without Coilerburg.

EDIT: Heh...Saddamistani consumers will be getting confused soon if every product is branded 'Saddam'

Stas Bush wrote:Apparently you did not hear about 20 Sabers placed in Coilerburg, right?

You're already well within range of UAR nuclear assets, even SS-20s based in the UAR proper, IIRC.

Heh.

A supermodern baby-milk factory, yeah?

My people in Coilerburg are going to be recruiting a lot of agents there if the deal goes through. I strongly suspect it will be making more than baby milk

Shep tells me that baby milk is an excellent growth medium for such lovely little things like anthrax and smallpox.

Not that it matters, now that everyone is naked.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Shep tells me that baby milk is an excellent growth medium for such lovely little things like anthrax and smallpox.

I suspected that, or s covert chemical weapons manufacturing plant.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Not that it matters, now that everyone is naked.

Okay...

I am actually at a loss for words...

Thus is the power of the Fungal Intelligence Agency. And the Internet.

And that, ladies and gents, is how you deal with naked protesting self-loving hippies.

I have editted my post to hyperlink the image - as opposed to, you know, showing it to y'all right in yer faces!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:I have editted my post to hyperlink the image - as opposed to, you know, showing it to y'all right in yer faces!

I will take that page from Shinra's playbook. I support the right to masturbate, but jesus...right in front of the royal palace?

Also, our chimpanzee has returned to Terra and is happy. There's just one thing...

What the hell do we do with it now?

Turn it into a celebrity hero! Fajita, FRIEND OF ALL PEOPLE!

Then the PAF-GENITALs would try to rescue it by attacking its handlers, and it defends its handlers by using its Chimpanzee 5x human strength to ruin their GENITAL's shit.

CHIM CHIM!

I think it would successfully conclude this whole eco-nuts business. While we circulate around the BOOM TUBE, videos of Fajita playing with dollies in orbit and running around happily after touchdown and hugging her FASTA handlers!

But she has to bite the face off a PAF-GENITAL dude.

^_______^

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Turn it into a celebrity hero! Fajita, FRIEND OF ALL PEOPLE!

Then the PAF-GENITALs would try to rescue it by attacking its handlers, and it defends its handlers by using its Chimpanzee 5x human strength to ruin their GENITAL's shit.

CHIM CHIM!

I think it would successfully conclude this whole eco-nuts business. While we circulate around the BOOM TUBE, videos of Fajita playing with dollies in orbit and running around happily after touchdown and hugging her FASTA handlers!

But she has to bite the face off a PAF-GENITAL dude.

^_______^

I actually thought we could hand her over to those good peaceful GENITAL protesters led by that Canissian chick, but I like your idea, too