Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Spoiler ahoy!)

[Anguirus]

^ They're all on goddamn ball-and-socket joints than a child could pop in and out. I'll take that over the immobile jointless bricks that were all the '80s could produce in toys of that size...and that would still probably break if you held them by one arm and shook them. You just wouldn't be able to fix them once that happened.

[Drooling Iguana]

The difference between Transformers and a toyline like GI Joe is that often with a Transformer you don't know which parts are supposed to move, and in which ways, and which ones aren't. Therefore it makes sense to design them in such a way that parts will pop off easily (and then be popped back on just as easily) rather than breaking when the wrong kind of force is applied.

[Big Orange]

Here is a prolonged review from The Amazing Atheist.

[Gandalf]

Here is a prolonged review from The Amazing Atheist.

That's now my favourite review of this abortion of a film.

[Big Orange]

I don't agree with everything they say about other movies (like Indy IV) but I agree with most of what they said about this heap of gimmicky, vulgar shit.

[Darth Yan]

I have to disagree. Yes it dragged at times, yes the story was so convoluted and bad it made my brain hurt to think about it, but I like it anyway, the fights were good, and that's all that mattered

[Stark]

Spending half an hour watching fat, outraged, nasal nerds pontificate in poorly-edited explosions of nerdrage is awesome. Someone needs to make a movie.

[Vympel]

Robot Chicken did it better with it's Fat Nasal Nerd Rails At Robot Chicken For Misrepresenting Go-Bots Sketch.

[VF5SS]

Even my review for collectiondx was filled with less neckbearded rage. Although it did have valium fueled rage.