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Darth Wong wrote:
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Ted wrote:Most of the guys here have the endurance of a rat. About 1 second.
Two hours here.
Including the dinner beforehand, as well as driving time and the usual half-hour of begging :P
Don't project the deficiencies of your own sex life onto others, mmmkay? :wink: :P
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XaLEv wrote:
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XaLEv wrote: Two hours here.
Including the dinner beforehand, as well as driving time and the usual half-hour of begging :P
Don't project the deficiencies of your own sex life onto others, mmmkay? :wink: :P
That's right, your own deficiencies are enough. Still to ntipick over the difference between 30 minutes of begging and 25 seems rather pointless. ;)
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All I've got is the hand, so all this shit about begging is moot.
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XaLEv wrote:All I've got is the hand, so all this shit about begging is moot.
"C'mon Mr. Righty, you know you want this as much as I...oh you're a naughty little bugger Mr Righty."
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My problem is that I don't have to beg, I have to live up to the same expectations she had of me when I was 20.
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CmdrWilkens wrote:
XaLEv wrote:All I've got is the hand, so all this shit about begging is moot.
"C'mon Mr. Righty, you know you want this as much as I...oh you're a naughty little bugger Mr Righty."
ROFLMAO
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AND IT'S GREAT!
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IG-88E wrote:AND IT'S GREAT!
You're just saying that because you're in it. ;)
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Well, I wouldnt be laughing so hard if I wasn't, but I'd still say it's great.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
IG-88E wrote:AND IT'S GREAT!
You're just saying that because you're in it. ;)
He's just saying that because he's your degenerate groupie.
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CmdrWilkens wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:
IG-88E wrote:AND IT'S GREAT!
You're just saying that because you're in it. ;)
He's just saying that because he's your degenerate groupie.
Well, that's probably true as well. But, it's mutual. I love his stuff too.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote: He's just saying that because he's your degenerate groupie.
Well, that's probably true as well. But, it's mutual. I love his stuff too.
So you are each other's groupies then?
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Just keep me out of it, I have enough Blood Pressure meds to keep me from thinking such thoughts for a while.

Oh, DW, Lagmaster (I cinserly hope you never have to deal with this problem)
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote: You're just saying that because you're in it. ;)
He's just saying that because he's your degenerate groupie.
Well, that's probably true as well. But, it's mutual. I love his stuff too.
He showed it to you last night? Do you know what I mean? (Gets blank stares).
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: He showed it to you last night? Do you know what I mean? (Gets blank stares).
*groan* that was just bad.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: He showed it to you last night? Do you know what I mean? (Gets blank stares).
*groan* that was just bad.
quite.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote: He's just saying that because he's your degenerate groupie.
Well, that's probably true as well. But, it's mutual. I love his stuff too.
He showed it to you last night? Do you know what I mean? (Gets blank stares).
*stares blankly*
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:He showed it to you last night? Do you know what I mean? (Gets blank stares).
Oy vey......

I oughta wallop you for that....but I'm in a generous mood tonight.
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I'm not....

/me pounds on Smi.
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