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Zaia wrote:

Aya wrote:And boobs that hang down to the floor.

And a castrated friend named Aya. *sharpens*

I said you would be ninety-two; didn't say the characters would be too. So: .

Who said I was talking about the characters?

Aya wrote:Who said I was talking about the characters?

.......

*growls*

Zaia wrote:

Aya wrote:Who said I was talking about the characters?

.......

*growls*

I kid. You know that like all the other guys here, I'm nothing but a boytoy for you.

Aya wrote:I kid. You know that like all the other guys here, I'm nothing but a boytoy for you.

Not all. Some of them are gay.

Zaia wrote:

Aya wrote:I kid. You know that like all the other guys here, I'm nothing but a boytoy for you.

Not all. Some of them are gay.

But why do I get the feeling that they would be willing to make an exception for you?

I sincerely doubt that, but you are a sweet, wonderful, gorgeous man for suggesting it. *kisses Strav's cheek*

If I have to absorb a nuclear detonation to save the day, there had god-damn better be some cookies and dancing girls when it's over.

Zaia wrote:I sincerely doubt that, but you are a sweet, wonderful, gorgeous man for suggesting it. *kisses Strav's cheek*

...I want a kiss too...

Aya wrote:...I want a kiss too...

You talked about my boobs sagging 'til they hit the floor!!

Oh, fine: *kisses Aya too*

Loved the Washington firework display bit. Keep up the good work.

Zaia wrote:

Aya wrote:...I want a kiss too...

You talked about my boobs hitting the floor!!

Oh, fine: *kisses Aya too*

I was joking, Zaia. I'm sure your boobs will remain perky and firm for many many decades. I volunteer to test them when needed.

Aya wrote:I was joking, Zaia. I'm sure your boobs will remain perky and firm for many many decades. I volunteer to test them when needed.

Sure you say that now, after you've gotten your kiss.

Zaia wrote:

Aya wrote:I was joking, Zaia. I'm sure your boobs will remain perky and firm for many many decades. I volunteer to test them when needed.

Sure you say that now, after you've gotten your kiss.

Zaia wrote:

Aya wrote:I kid. You know that like all the other guys here, I'm nothing but a boytoy for you.

Not all. Some of them are gay.

Or are already taken.

SirNitram wrote:If I have to absorb a nuclear detonation to save the day, there had god-damn better be some cookies and dancing girls when it's over.

Since when do YOU save the day? You're usually the one the day needs to be saved from!

Kuja wrote:Since when do YOU save the day? You're usually the one the day needs to be saved from!

Awww, just like Rapunzel, trapped in her tower! Except without the hair, and you have to fudge the three-syllable name bit. Like so:

N-it-ram, N-it-ram, let down your hair! Or sword! Or...something nice and long that we can climb! And you're living in a dreamworld if you think anyone would be able to climb up THAT, I don't care WHAT LadyT claims!

Zaia wrote:

Kuja wrote:Since when do YOU save the day? You're usually the one the day needs to be saved from!

Awww, just like Rapunzel, trapped in her tower! Except without the hair, and you have to fudge the three-syllable name bit. Like so:

N-it-ram, N-it-ram, let down your hair! Or sword! Or...something nice and long that we can climb! And you're living in a dreamworld if you think anyone would be able to climb up THAT, I don't care WHAT LadyT claims!

I'm durable, and willing to let you give it the old college try.

One might need a little help in doing so.

Part 27: Raves Are Cool


KUJA: Ready?

CYRAN: Ready to rock.

KUJA: YOU ALL READY, FOLKS?

CROWD: YEAH!

KUJA: Then let's get this party started!

*KUJA throws a massive switch, and the camera suddenly zooms out to capture the top of the Empire State Building as fireworks erupt, followed by a blitz of strobe lights and swinging laser beams. Ludicrously loud techno music can be heard. CUT TO the street just before the Empire State*

DALTON: Looks like we're gonna be late.

STRAVO: Well, let's hurry!

ZAIA: Guys! I need a rest!

LT: It's okay, I'll carry you!

STRAVO: No way! I will!

*DALTON picks up ZAIA and stampedes off*

DALTON: See you later, alligator!

STRAVO: Hey!

LT: Get back here!

*CUT TO: the Empire State's observation lounge-turned-party central. STRAVO throws open the door. ZAIA blinks in the lights. CYRAN pops out of nowhere*

CYRAN: Hey, folks! How are you'all doing!

LT: We wanna join the party!

CYRAN: Sure thing El-tee! You just gotta pay ten bucks!

DALTON: What?

CYRAN: Well, we've gotta pay for the beer and music somehow, right?

*they all pay up*

ZAIA: Kuja's not getting tanked again, is he?

CYRAN: Nah. He's on the wagon tonight.

LT: Party time!

*he disappears into the crowd*

ZAIA: Oh, for-

CYRAN: Heh, he should enjoy himself. Anyway, have a good time folks! And be sure to stick around for the big display at midnight!

*he turns and heads into the crowd*

STRAVO: So, who wants a drink?

DALTON: Me!

STRAVO: Z?

ZAIA: I'm gong to go find Kuja and make sure he's staying out of trouble.

STRAVO: OK, see you in a few. Come on, Rob.

*they make their way towards the bar. ZAIA starts to wander off when a rapidly moving form wraps itself around her*

MARINA: HIIIIIIIIIIIII!

ZAIA: ACK! Marina, quit it! What are you doing here?

MARINA: Having fun, duh!

ZAIA: You're on something, aren't you?

MARINA: Uh-huh!

ZAIA: Well, go have fun somewhere else, okay?

MARINA: Okay!

*she skips off. ZAIA shivers, then starts looking. She spots KUJA in the middle of a crowd of women, speaking. She elbows her way closer*

KUJA: ...so you see ladies, the trick is to show up with your clothes ON!

*all laugh*

ZAIA: Hey!

KUJA: Oh, hi! I didn't think you were coming!

ZAIA: Well, now you're coming...with me!

*she grabs KUJA by the hair*

KUJA: OW! Stop that!

GIRL: Hey, what are you doing to the host?

ZAIA: He and I need a talk. Now if you'll excuse us...

*she drags KUJA off by the hair*

KUJA: Ow, ow, owww! Stop it! Stop!

*he finally manages to pull free*

KUJA: What's wrong with you? Can't you just enjoy the dance like everyone else?

ZAIA: It would be a lot easier if I didn't have to shovel snow out of my living room every morning!

KUJA: I apologized for the wall, for god's sake! Can’t you give me a second chance?

ZAIA: Like you deserve one!

*they both spin around, quite angry*

KUJA: Who cares about your stupid wall?

ZAIA: Who cares about your stupid dance?

*silence. They continue standing back-to-back. KUJA stares off into the distance. ZAIA uncrosses her arms, then crosses them again*

ZAIA: Um…

KUJA: I saw this office downstairs-

ZAIA: Let's go!

*she grabs his arm and they run off. CUT TO: STRAVO and DALTON, surrounded by a crowd of women*

DALTON:…so I said 'don't piss off the cemetery caretaker!'

*all laugh*

STRAVO: Now, this is what I call a good time.

DALTON: Good drinks, good music, good company, I must agree.

*a MAN stumbles into their circle, monumentally drunk. He sways a bit, but stays upright. He sneers at STRAVO and DALTON*

MAN: Well, well, well! If it isn't my favorite rabid warsie fuckwits!

BOTH: SCOOTER?!

*fadeout*

Lmao. Great chapter. Of course, you know that you must die now. No one gets nooky from Zaia.



Unless their name starts and ends with A.

1st post

EDIT: or not, stupid slow fucked up computer

Crazedwraith wrote:1st post

I'm sorry, but you are wrong! You do not pass go, you do not get $200.

ZAIA: Um?

KUJA: I saw this office downstairs-

ZAIA: Let's go!

*she grabs his arm and they run off

Why did I see that coming?


DARK STAR? is he going to augment the nukes power? and destroy the world?

Aya wrote:Lmao. Great chapter. Of course, you know that you must die now. No one gets nooky from Zaia.

Unless their name starts and ends with A.

I figured there were rules, but I had no idea death was involved....

But wait! How sad! No nooky for Zaia! *sniffles*



And Kuja: LMAO @ the whole chapter. Really, REALLY good.

Zaia wrote:

Aya wrote:Lmao. Great chapter. Of course, you know that you must die now. No one gets nooky from Zaia.

Unless their name starts and ends with A.

I figured there were rules, but I had no idea death was involved....

But wait! How sad! No nooky for Zaia! *sniffles*



And Kuja: LMAO @ the whole chapter. Really, REALLY good.

Points at my name and clears throat.