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Darth Wong wrote:Admittedly, I was going from memory, and it's possible that I've gotten the names wrong. But I did find one where an actual Catholic Bishop actually certified the magical powers of a statue, so it's not just the yokels. And it seems to me like you're just stalling for time; hundreds of these "miraculous Virgin Mary" apparitions are reported to the church every year; remember the humidity stain in the Mexico City subway tunnel?
There are something like a billion Catholics in the world. I do not find a few hundred claims per billion people per year to be inherenly compelling.
It is, like it or not, very common to believe that these images have some special power, enough so that people make pilgrimages to them.
Again with the word "common"! How many people, Mike?
I'm seriously asking, I don't know.
Oh for fuck's sake, did you decide to totally ignore the bit about holy water and the fact that some of this bullshit has been officially approved? The Catholic Church has never been shy about claiming that physical artifacts in this world can actually have magical powers. They even have a process for certifying which ones are "authentic" and which ones aren't. I could spend all evening trying to dig up numbers for visitors to all of these holy places, but every goddamned Catholic church in the world has this "holy water" bullshit, and when the hierarchy has actually approved some of these crazy-ass claims about "healing miracles" associated with inanimate objects such as weeping statues, you really don't have a leg to stand on with your claim that Catholicism is somehow immune to this.
Hell, the Pope himself honoured some of these supposedly holy apparitions, such as Our Lady of Guadalupe. Why honour a particular depiction of the Virgin Mary as if it is intrinsically holy?
I don't know. I don't see an ironclad logical progression from honoring something to worshiping it as a god.
If people think that a statue can heal disease, it fits every definition of a pagan god, does it not?
Then why don't you clarify exactly what you think is required in order to meet your criteria?
Sure, I can do that. How about, oh, one in every twenty Catholics making some documentable act of devotion to something other than God/Jesus/Holy Spirit (doctrinally one being, I don't want to get into that mess) every year?
How often do Catholics say devotions to the Virgin Mary?
I'm flexible, does that seem like a reasonable criterion to you? One in twenty, to claim some characteristic of the group as a whole?
It really seems to me like you're just stalling for time, since you had previously posted an argument against this very line of reasoning by saying that the act of making devotions to something doesn't necessarily mean you think it's a deity anyway. So by posting this now, you're posting criteria to which you already have a ready-made rebuttal, should I answer it.
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You can argue all day over Catholism if you want, but a better place to look for Christian dirty laundry is the old Hebrew text. God wasn't always up there by himself you know.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:You can argue all day over Catholism if you want, but a better place to look for Christian dirty laundry is the old Hebrew text. God wasn't always up there by himself you know.
I tried that argument already, by mentioning Satan and the angels. Howedar answered by mumbling something about changing the parameters of the discussion.
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Darth Wong wrote:Oh for fuck's sake, did you decide to totally ignore the bit about holy water and the fact that some of this bullshit has been officially approved? The Catholic Church has never been shy about claiming that physical artifacts in this world can actually have magical powers. They even have a process for certifying which ones are "authentic" and which ones aren't. I could spend all evening trying to dig up numbers for visitors to all of these holy places, but every goddamned Catholic church in the world has this "holy water" bullshit, and when the hierarchy has actually approved some of these crazy-ass claims about "healing miracles" associated with inanimate objects such as weeping statues, you really don't have a leg to stand on with your claim that Catholicism is somehow immune to this.
I think it's too bad that you never felt the inclination to actually look up numbers for the "common" attendance at saintly things. I would have been interested to see them.

No matter.

Regarding holy water: it specifically recalls Baptism, which is a coming of the holy spirit on a person (or some such thing), which in turn is essentially God. Thus I don't see that the existence of holy water is much of an argument regarding polytheism.

For the rest of "these crazy-ass claims", from the Catechism:

"The religious sense of the Christian people has always found expression in various forms of piety surrounding the Church's sacramental life, such as the veneration of relics, visits to sanctuaries, pilgrimages, processions, the stations of the cross, religious dances, the rosary, medals, etc.

These expressions of piety extend the liturgical life of the Church, but do not replace it. They 'should be so drawn up that they harmonize with the liturgical seasons, accord with the sacred liturgy, are in some way derived from it and lead the people to it, since in fact the liturgy by its very nature is far superior to any of them.'"

I am not going to claim that the Catechism and the practice of the Catholic faith are identical, but I think it's fair to assume unless demonstrated otherwise. It's all to draw people to God, apparently. I'm not necessarily for the practice, but I don't see that in and of itself it's an argument for polytheism.
If people think that a statue can heal disease, it fits every definition of a pagan god, does it not?
Yes, I'd agree with that. The trouble lies in the claim that the people believe that the statue itself is responsible for the healing, as opposed to God's attention being fixed on that area (or whatever other explanation you choose to invent). Unless the people believe that the statue itself is responsible for the healing, then it's not really an issue.
How often do Catholics say devotions to the Virgin Mary?
I don't know. I don't do it. I'm not going to do your research for you.
It really seems to me like you're just stalling for time, since you had previously posted an argument against this very line of reasoning by saying that the act of making devotions to something doesn't necessarily mean you think it's a deity anyway. So by posting this now, you're posting criteria to which you already have a ready-made rebuttal, should I answer it.
This gets into issues of semantics that don't interest me. For the purposes of the discussion, consider my previous rebuttal void. Suppose that, say, a pilgrimage to a holy site (or whatever) is demonstration of polytheism.
I tried that argument already, by mentioning Satan and the angels. Howedar answered by mumbling something about changing the parameters of the discussion.
Again I thought I was being clear; I guess I wasn't. I consider that argument to be de facto proof that Christianity, in all its forms, is polytheistic (albeit to a small degree). I said that it would be a more interesting discussion to rephrase things because I considered the discussion about the technical polytheism of Christianity to have been won by the affirmative side.
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Darth Wong wrote:I tried that argument already, by mentioning Satan and the angels. Howedar answered by mumbling something about changing the parameters of the discussion.
I'm not talking about God's little bitches and the one that got away, I'm talking about the history of Judaism and all the other gods that 'existed' back when the Old Testament was contemporary.
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Howedar wrote:I am not going to claim that the Catechism and the practice of the Catholic faith are identical, but I think it's fair to assume unless demonstrated otherwise. It's all to draw people to God, apparently. I'm not necessarily for the practice, but I don't see that in and of itself it's an argument for polytheism.
What does that have to do with the practice of "certifying" miraculous statues etc?
If people think that a statue can heal disease, it fits every definition of a pagan god, does it not?
Yes, I'd agree with that. The trouble lies in the claim that the people believe that the statue itself is responsible for the healing, as opposed to God's attention being fixed on that area (or whatever other explanation you choose to invent). Unless the people believe that the statue itself is responsible for the healing, then it's not really an issue.
So if there was some religion that had hundreds of pagan gods and idols, but which believed that all of them drew their power from some sort of mystical energy field or "chi", then you would consider that monotheism?
This gets into issues of semantics that don't interest me. For the purposes of the discussion, consider my previous rebuttal void. Suppose that, say, a pilgrimage to a holy site (or whatever) is demonstration of polytheism.
Oh for fuck's sake, if you consider that null and void now, why did you repeat the same argument again in this very post? Look above. I've shown that belief in this nonsense is so widespread that even the church hierarchy certifies some of this nonsense as genuine, and you keep pretending that it can't be widespread if I don't come up with numbers on visitations.
Again I thought I was being clear; I guess I wasn't. I consider that argument to be de facto proof that Christianity, in all its forms, is polytheistic (albeit to a small degree). I said that it would be a more interesting discussion to rephrase things because I considered the discussion about the technical polytheism of Christianity to have been won by the affirmative side.
So you have re-phrased them to mean that making a pilgrimage to a statue with healing powers is polytheistic, but you will accept only a fixed percentage of all Catholics actually making this trip as proof that Catholicism does this, even though church officials have "certified" these miraculous healing powers. Seriously, how marginal can this attitude be if bishops are certifying these "healing miracles" as genuine?
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Darth Wong wrote:What does that have to do with the practice of "certifying" miraculous statues etc?
The part I quoted, and bolded, that explicitly states that it's all stemming from God. I guess this goes down into the next point.
So if there was some religion that had hundreds of pagan gods and idols, but which believed that all of them drew their power from some sort of mystical energy field or "chi", then you would consider that monotheism?
I'm not sure. Maybe. It's not a great analogy though, since numerous people speak face-to-face with this "chi" in the Bible. Are you suggesting that God isn't a personality in the Bible? I'd argue he/she/it has entirely too much personality, if anything.
Oh for fuck's sake, if you consider that null and void now, why did you repeat the same argument again in this very post? Look above.
There are two argumentative threads going on in my head right now; I was trying to post only one of them and I failed. Conceded, I guess. I don't expect I'll be able to keep them separate now, either.

I think I'm curious to see you justify the components of the polytheism argument, even though I agree that it's valid. I'm not quite sure, the nested quotes are getting uglier than I care to think about.
I've shown that belief in this nonsense is so widespread that even the church hierarchy certifies some of this nonsense as genuine, and you keep pretending that it can't be widespread if I don't come up with numbers on visitations.
Yep, now you've got it! You've made the claim, you cite the numbers.
So you have re-phrased them to mean that making a pilgrimage to a statue with healing powers is polytheistic
I don't personally think so, but I can't justifiably make comments contrary to this.
but you will accept only a fixed percentage of all Catholics actually making this trip as proof that Catholicism does this
Right, because you made that claim. It's "common", you said.
even though church officials have "certified" these miraculous healing powers. Seriously, how marginal can this attitude be if bishops are certifying these "healing miracles" as genuine?
Because according to church doctrine, which these bishops are refining through their "certifications", holds that everything is God. We're discussing actual practice of the religion; that's potentially a different matter entirely.
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