What would The Devil drive??
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The Prince of Lies would drive the new Cadillac Sixteen
830 CID (13.6 L) V16 engine
1000 HP
1000 lbs-ft torque
Plus all of the refined touches the Prince would demand:
Hand-stitched Tuscany leather seats
Hand-woven silk carpets
Custom-designed crystal cluster dials
Custom Bulgari® clock
Reclining rear seats with foot and leg rests
Bose® sound system
DVD Information and entertainment system
Fifth-generation OnStar in-vehicle safety and security communication system
This is one of the few cars suitable for such an august personage.
830 CID (13.6 L) V16 engine
1000 HP
1000 lbs-ft torque
Plus all of the refined touches the Prince would demand:
Hand-stitched Tuscany leather seats
Hand-woven silk carpets
Custom-designed crystal cluster dials
Custom Bulgari® clock
Reclining rear seats with foot and leg rests
Bose® sound system
DVD Information and entertainment system
Fifth-generation OnStar in-vehicle safety and security communication system
This is one of the few cars suitable for such an august personage.
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It almost looks like that car from that 1970s movie.Glocksman wrote:The Prince of Lies would drive the new Cadillac Sixteen
830 CID (13.6 L) V16 engine
1000 HP
1000 lbs-ft torque
Plus all of the refined touches the Prince would demand:
Hand-stitched Tuscany leather seats
Hand-woven silk carpets
Custom-designed crystal cluster dials
Custom Bulgari® clock
Reclining rear seats with foot and leg rests
Bose® sound system
DVD Information and entertainment system
Fifth-generation OnStar in-vehicle safety and security communication system
This is one of the few cars suitable for such an august personage.
It vaguely does if you're referring to 1977's The Car.
But the Caddy is much classier.
But the Caddy is much classier.
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."- General Sir Charles Napier
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I've got the Devil driving a black BMW
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Now, the Cadillac Sixteen is a fine piece of machinery, and Satan having the Evil Powers he does, he could probably lay his hands on one. But as for us mere mortals, our best imitation is the Mercedes Maybach. In two seperate lengths, (Filthy Rich and Don't-Even-Leave-The-Compound) you've got most of that list of goodies already rolling on the street.
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And Cerebrus owns the monster 4x4 pick up, with open top, so all three of his heads can catch breeze. mind you the barbed wire railing around the bed does not make good child safety seating for hell hound pups....
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