What would The Devil drive??

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Post by Marcus »

Rolls Royce Silver Ghost.

Black, of course, with a nice grey leather interior.
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Admiral Valdemar wrote:A large mobile home that drives at 20mph, blocks two full lanes almost and is totally able to stop any kind of taking over.
A Winnebago??
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:A large mobile home that drives at 20mph, blocks two full lanes almost and is totally able to stop any kind of taking over.
A Winnebago??
If it fits the shoe fits...

I'm not too knowledgeable about those monstrosities. ;) I wouldn't mind having one though.
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Post by Glocksman »

The Prince of Lies would drive the new Cadillac Sixteen

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830 CID (13.6 L) V16 engine
1000 HP
1000 lbs-ft torque

Plus all of the refined touches the Prince would demand:

Hand-stitched Tuscany leather seats
Hand-woven silk carpets
Custom-designed crystal cluster dials
Custom Bulgari® clock
Reclining rear seats with foot and leg rests
Bose® sound system
DVD Information and entertainment system
Fifth-generation OnStar in-vehicle safety and security communication system


This is one of the few cars suitable for such an august personage. :twisted:
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Post by Montcalm »

Glocksman wrote:The Prince of Lies would drive the new Cadillac Sixteen

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830 CID (13.6 L) V16 engine
1000 HP
1000 lbs-ft torque

Plus all of the refined touches the Prince would demand:

Hand-stitched Tuscany leather seats
Hand-woven silk carpets
Custom-designed crystal cluster dials
Custom Bulgari® clock
Reclining rear seats with foot and leg rests
Bose® sound system
DVD Information and entertainment system
Fifth-generation OnStar in-vehicle safety and security communication system


This is one of the few cars suitable for such an august personage. :twisted:
It almost looks like that car from that 1970s movie.
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Post by Glocksman »

It vaguely does if you're referring to 1977's The Car.

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But the Caddy is much classier.
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Glocksman wrote:It vaguely does if you're referring to 1977's The Car.

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But the Caddy is much classier.
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It was that car I meant when I suggested a souped-up Lincoln.
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I've got the Devil driving a black BMW
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Post by GREAHSIAM »

That's easy. A big, imported, gas-guzzling SUV. What else could it be?. :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

Now, the Cadillac Sixteen is a fine piece of machinery, and Satan having the Evil Powers he does, he could probably lay his hands on one. But as for us mere mortals, our best imitation is the Mercedes Maybach. In two seperate lengths, (Filthy Rich and Don't-Even-Leave-The-Compound) you've got most of that list of goodies already rolling on the street.

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And Cerebrus owns the monster 4x4 pick up, with open top, so all three of his heads can catch breeze. mind you the barbed wire railing around the bed does not make good child safety seating for hell hound pups....
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