Darth Yan wrote:> 1.) Why didn't Obiwan tell Luke that Vader was his father. Nick, do you really think a teenaged boy would be able to handle the knowledge that his father was mass murdering psychopath?
It's pretty well-established that Jedi have the power to influence people's minds. Obi could have calmed Luke. Further, as the only alternative is to let Vader do it one day, of course Obi should have done it.
Jedi could influence the "weak minded." Also, I would imagine Jedi training would damp down Obi's urge for wanton manipulation of minds; he's supposed to be better than Sith, after all.
Darth Yan wrote:> 2.) Why Vader didn't tell Luke right away. Vader didn't really have any opportunities to tell him until Cloud City. The opening credits make it quite clear that Vader's been chasing Luke since the end of episode IV, and has only just caught up with him at the start of episode V. Hell they don't even exchange a single line of dialogue until the fight on cloud city.
Well that's just part of the flaw, isn't it. Vader is Beria to the emperor's Stalin--he can't find a way to get a message to Luke? He can't marshall the power of the empire's media and military force, or heck, use his Sith powers? You are half-right in that after all Vader is done simply telling Luke of their true relationship wouldn't be effective, but it's not like it was effective when it was actually done either, was it?
So the emperor was going to throw all the empire's resources after finding one small boy? Even if he did blow up the Death Star, it could still be passed off as a fluke, and I imagine the emperor felt skeptical about Vader's assessment of Luke even after he told him. Only after the emperor himself felt the tremor in the force did he give full blessings to Vader.
Also, Vader wanted to overthrow the emperor. "Rule the galaxy together as father and son!" remember? Vader was using resources directly under his command, that he had absolute descression using, not only because that's all the emperor would authorize, but also because any more risked the emperor discovering his designs.
Darth Yan wrote:> 3.) Why they didn't tell him leia was his sister. That would have raised a lot of unwanted questions that could have let everything out before they were ready.
Not really; nothing really is all that extra-problematic. "We had to split you up to double chances of survival," would have handled 99% of the questions. Really, as you know, they didn't even think to make Leia his sister until years into the franchise...
I would have thought that was too obvious to even give voice to.
Darth Yan wrote:> 4.) Why the empire didn't find luke as a baby: The force is not a gps locater. It does not allow you to find everyone in the galaxy.
The empire has other resources than the Force. Further, Luke's name is SKYWALKER. I can find all the Mamatases in this country in two smaps. Now imagine what I could do were I Vice President...does the empire not do a census? Not collect taxes? Not monitor imports and exports?
Of course, but the fact that Luke didn't show up on Sith-dar may have been a good enough sign to the emperor that he was no threat at all, and as such, why should he
try to hunt down Luke? I mean, Luke has a history of not pinging the emperor's Sith-dar — "Strange that I have not [felt him]"
Darth Yan wrote:> a.) Also, given that Vader despised Obi Wan, considered himself Obi Wan's superior in every way, and had more then enough troops to nullify any traps, wouldn't he have gone to tatooine with his soldiers if he sensed Obi Wan? Therefore the rational answer is that he didn't sense his master then. He also would have gone to dagobah.
This actually supports my point not yours; empires have a police and military function. How could the empire not have surveilled The Last Two Jedi in the cosmos and simply blown up the planets they were suspected of being on. It's not like moisture-farming and salvage are so strategically important that the risk was too great.
They went from tens (maybe hundreds) of thousands of Jedi to the last two. I would be pretty confident that those last two posed no threat even if I knew about them — with a loss of that many, it would be positively perverse if the bureaurocracy didn't lose track of a few of them. Only Vader had a personal vendetta against Obi-wan, and a personal interest in revenge against him specifically.
Darth Yan wrote:> Mamatas might argue that their politicial pull would allow them to find Luke but this is flawed for two reasons. 1.) Tatooine is an isolated backwater in the middle of nowhere with no importance to anyone besides the Hutts, and is so unimportant that the empire that they don't even bother sending troops until episode IV.
Yes, but that IS ridiculous. The backwaters of China have military and Communist Party personnel stationed there. Outer mongolia and the mountains of Tibet do, and that's without FTL travel! (And without the Dalia Lama really having magical powers!)
Even China had to spend some time solidifying its hold over its entire territory. By the time of Episode IV, the empire was still trying to shed the last vestages of the Old Republic — they didn't even dissolve the Senate and become completely totallitarian until midway through the film! Indeed, to unify the empire under the iron hand of the emperor is the
entire purpose of the Death Star.
Darth Yan wrote:> 5.) Why Owen bought the droids: It's been twenty years since he's seen them, they have nothing unique about them to seperate them from countless other droids that look exactly like them, and the only one he's familiar with has a different appearence. Why the fuck should he recognize them?
Stover made the same silly argument; people do exactly what you say they don't all the time when it comes to, say, cars. "Hey, I had a car like that...but mine has two scratches, etc."
Except
Owen never owned Artoo before Episode IV — Artoo was
Aniken's droid, not Uncle Owen's. Why should Owen have any memories of a droid he probably never
saw, much less owned. And probably by that time, Threepio was long gone, as he was Aniken's project and would probably still had been Flying Trunk Guy's (and he was destitute, so he was likely pawned to someone else).
Darth Yan wrote:> 6.) Obi Wan and the Droids: Given Obi Wan's prejudice it could be simple bigotry.
So much for the enlightened light side of the force, especially when everything hangs in the balance! Doesn't make sense, either plot or character-wise.
Nobody's perfect. Besides, Artoo was Aniken's, so his denial of owning Artoo was probably the unvarnished (if deceptive) truth.
Darth Yan wrote:> 7.) Leaving Luke with his Uncle: First off, there is the anonminity that I cited above, and the second is the fact that they need Luke to grow up with a real family, so that he won't develop his dad's issues. Owen is a guy they can trust so voila problem solved.
Again, if the Skywalkers pay taxes or tarrifs or sell their moisture, they're known. A much less advanced culture, our own, can do this. Heck, with my first and last name and knowledge of Port Jefferson, you can find where I am sitting right now, and you're not the Vice President either...
How common is the name "Skywalker"? If its unique in the galaxy, he would have a point. If not, why should anyone expect the "Skywalker" on Tatooine be the "Skywalker" that is Aniken Skywalker's son. And besides, they obviously weren't looking too hard for him.
Darth Yan wrote:> 8.) Leia: Given that leia didn't have Luke's circumstances, they would have had to make a cover story (i.e she was a war orphan they adopted out of pity. Believable since real celebs do that all the time for publicity stunts). If they have a good story they won't do a midicholrian test, which is supposed to be super specicific.
Are war orphans often elevated to political power in monarchies?
Who says that their rules of succession
must work like those of our monarchies? If the couple was childless, they would have little other choice.
Darth Yan wrote:> 9.) The alleged inferiority of tech: First off, why are three sets of wings better then two? More isn't always better. Plus seeing as the Rebel's are a band of guerilla fighters they could simply be using second hand tech. As for why no references: Why the fuck should there be.
Well, which is it? Is the stuff better or not?
This guy's entire argument has been destroyed. There's no reason why to expect that more wings == better machine, and there's no reason to expect that the Rebels could afford better even if that were the case. It's simply wrong on two fronts.
Darth Yan wrote:> 10.) Motti's athiesm: He's referring to Vader's abilities, and even then the jedi were pretty aloof and rare.
It's recent history. If in recent history General Eisenhower swooped over Germany on a magic carpet and it's in all the histories, you'd find only very rare colonels who didn't believe in magic carpets, even if the military only had three.
Most Jedi were killed by General Order 69 (or somesuch), and so died by
clone soldiers' hands. Vader personally killed only a vanishingly small percentage of the Jedi. Is Eisenhower's ability to kill millions of soviets with the push of the Button credible evidence mystic powers now?
Darth Yan wrote:> 11.) Why Artoo has no rockets: He does look more battered, and there is the fact that he's seen combat a lot if three p o is to be believed.
Let's expand the question--why don't any of the vaguely similar droids have rockets.
Why don't all cars have those goofy hydraulics to make them look like they're humping the road?
Darth Yan wrote:> 12.) Why hide luke on tatooine: So he can grow to adulthood in relative safety? This isn't rocket science.[/b]
Under his own name, on a defenseless planet that could be wiped off the face of the universe at the whim of the empire...
This guy has no proof at all that the emperor was even concerned with wiping out people named "Skywalker". Even if the name was relatively rare, that would still amount to millions of them spread throughout the galaxy. Is the emperor going to glass each and every planet who happens to have a "Skywalker" on it?
Darth Yan wrote:> 13.) Star Wars "ruining" cinema: I'm sorry but that's like saying Arch duke ferdinand's death was the sole cause of world war I. there is no way of noing what would have happened had wars never been made; Jaws showed that blockbusters could be popular. Also; sturgeon's law was just as applicable in the 70s as it is today, meaning that there were a lot of bad films then as well. And what of films such as lord of the rings, philedlphia, saving private ryan, and many more. At worst star wars was one of many contributing factors.
That's true. But Star Wars was THE prime factor. (Also, Philadelphia wasn't a good movie).
Stated without proof.