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yeah, when Chuck Norris qoutes enter the threat, or references to same, the thread is dead.

Then again, the idea of Chuck Norris beating up the Vampires from the Twilight saga IS worth thinking about.

Chuck Norris gnawing open a uterus is a pretty amusing thought too...

It's the uterus part that's funny.

darthdavid wrote:Chuck Norris gnawing open a uterus is a pretty amusing thought too...

Actually, that's how Chuck Norris was attempting to be born.

However, it was taking to long, and so he round-housed kicked his way out.

What's all this love for that Fundy Beck friendly Libertopian Norris. I'd rather see resurrected Bruce Lee kicking undead ass. You know of what I speak!

Could someone post me an excerpt of Edward sucking the fetus out of Bella's uterus? That would be so awesome.