StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Bah, I meant deep eyes. My bad

I'm a sucker (no pun intended) for Scottish/Irish accents. Paired with a tall, dark-haired guy with muscles on him and a actual brain, the perfect combination.

Unfortunately those come very rare in Germany

RedImperator wrote:

salm wrote:well, i think pretty much everybody´s got that t-shirt?

Probably. Shit, has anybody NOT been down that road?

I haven't.

Still going out with my first GF.

I like intelligence, ok looks, and long hair, in that order.

Oh, and she has to be able to put up with my bullshit.

Obviously, I'm still single

Well, shit. How could I have left out nice eyes?

*kicks self*

The love of my life has long red hair, crystal blue eyes, fair skin, long legs that put her at roughly my height, and a voice that lights up my life when I get to hear it.

Trytostaydead wrote:What type of girl do you chase after the most?

The ones that run away.

Rob Wilson wrote:

Trytostaydead wrote:What type of girl do you chase after the most?

The ones that run away.

Oh wait, you meant which ones do I like the most? read my posts here and all will be clear.

I'm surprised no one has come in and admitted that the answer is "any girl who's breathing and who makes the mistake of giving me a second look".

Darth Wong wrote:I'm surprised no one has come in and admitted that the answer is "any girl who's breathing and who makes the mistake of giving me a second look".

I thought I covered that, with "A girl that would give me the time of day."

Trytostaydead wrote:..or boy to be politically correct here. :lol:

Personally, I go after the somewhat plain, sweet looking intelligent girls. But this is deceptive! Half of those girls are just plain EVIL! EEEEVIL!! Good god, there have been many a vicious battle with them.. but I can't stop it.. they're oh so cute :-P

I've run the gamut in terms of appearance. I've been attracted to women with full figures, and women with practically no figure to speak of. Blondes, brunettes, I've been drawn to them all. So, as long as they meet my basic standards for personal appearance. (No women shaped like mountains, or too unpleasant looking,) I'm attracted to them.

So really, appearance doesn't factor greatly for me. I like women I can be friends with, first and foremost. Somebody I can talk to and hang out with. Unfortunately, the problem with my approach (which is to befriend them before I'd consider them as relationship material) is that I tend to wind up with a lot of female friends who promptly dismiss me as "mostly harmless." And it doesn't help that I'm also inexplicably drawn to women who turn out to be spoken for.

Needless to say, I am still quite single.

Darth Wong wrote:I'm surprised no one has come in and admitted that the answer is "any girl who's breathing and who makes the mistake of giving me a second look".

I'll admit that. It has never happened and I have always deluded myself and embarressed myself thinking someone has made that mistake.

GrandMasterTerwynn: No women shaped like mountains? Do you meet many (roughly) cone-shaped women wherever you live on planet Earth? *scratches head*

I mainly go after smart girls, someone I can actually talk to and not have to explain everything I say.

Zaia wrote:GrandMasterTerwynn: No women shaped like mountains? Do you meet many (roughly) cone-shaped women wherever you live on planet Earth? *scratches head*

Try Florida

Darth Wong wrote:I'm surprised no one has come in and admitted that the answer is "any girl who's breathing and who makes the mistake of giving me a second look".

Well my original joke comment was going to be "Any with a pulse", but I prefered the "running away" one.

Zaia wrote:GrandMasterTerwynn: No women shaped like mountains? Do you meet many (roughly) cone-shaped women wherever you live on planet Earth? *scratches head*

Well, more like two mountains, stacked atop each other. One with the peak pointing upwards, and one pointing downwards. If you need further clarification, I'll be happy (well, maybe not) to get graphic.

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:

Zaia wrote:GrandMasterTerwynn: No women shaped like mountains? Do you meet many (roughly) cone-shaped women wherever you live on planet Earth? *scratches head*

Well, more like two mountains, stacked atop each other. One with the peak pointing upwards, and one pointing downwards. If you need further clarification, I'll be happy (well, maybe not) to get graphic.

OOOh.. You mean the old mountain, valley, and the lone little cottage

ROTF--what the FUCK are you guys talking about?! Actually, you know what, I'm probably better off not knowing.... Ignorance is bliss.

Red heads....love redheads...with freckels. Green eyes major plus.

Dargos wrote:Red heads....love redheads...with freckels. Green eyes major plus.

Mwahahahahah! *grins evilly*

Intelligent blue-eyed brunettes. ~5'7" Hair reaching about half way down the back. Fairly well rounded in front.

Short girls (5'4, in that area) are the death of me. I am pretty attracted to girls who are a little on the voluptuous side. Short with a 36B or 34C is a killer. And she's gotta have a nice ass. There's nothing worse than an otherwise good-looking girl with no ass to speak of. I've also found out recently that I'm puddy in the hands of a Mediterranean girl (Greek especially).

As for blonde vs. brunette, I really have no preference, but I do tend to get taken with blondes more often.

Personality-wise, I tend to fall more for the innocent and virginal type of girl, perhaps because I want to corrupt something pure . Granted, I have absolutely no qualms with a girl who wants to suck me dry and own me, but the innocent thing has a certain appeal for me.

Ted wrote:

RedImperator wrote:

salm wrote:well, i think pretty much everybody´s got that t-shirt?

Probably. Shit, has anybody NOT been down that road?

I haven't.

Still going out with my first GF.

You and Shep still madly in love then?

*groans*

Low blow...