Admiral Johnason wrote:Well put Mike. I concede to you. I think the state of Mississippi needs to seratlize Darkstar just to make sure that his genes can never be passed on.
Shhh.. the sound of your ass kissing is making it hard for the rest of us to have a discussion
Darth Wong wrote:Why do people ask what the point of life is? Why does there have to be a point? When you're having wild sex with some hot woman, do you stop in the middle of plunging your dick into her orifices and say "but what is the point?"
Darth Wong wrote:Why do people ask what the point of life is? Why does there have to be a point? When you're having wild sex with some hot woman, do you stop in the middle of plunging your dick into her orifices and say "but what is the point?"
You mean you don't?
Not if you're doing it right.
Blah. Beign able to fuck and ponder serious philosohpical questions simultaneously is a sign of talent.
Darth Wong wrote:Why do people ask what the point of life is? Why does there have to be a point? When you're having wild sex with some hot woman, do you stop in the middle of plunging your dick into her orifices and say "but what is the point?"
You mean you don't?
Not if you're doing it right.
I'd imagine it'd go something like this ...
*thrust*
*thrust*
*thrust*
*pause*
"But what is the point of it all?"
*resume*
*thrust*
*thrust*
*thrust*
*climax*
"Ooooooh, right."
*cigarette*
Damien Sorresso
"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
1: Monty Python. Dry wit, gore, drag, and the Lumberjack Song.
2: Chocolate. Remember, it contains a drug that makes you feel like your in love! Give some love.. Er, Cadbury's.
3: Long, passionate sessions of sex followed by cuddling until afternoon on a weekend. Self-explanatory.
All life goes towards developing, creating, maintaining, or experiencing these three things.
Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.
Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.
Sir Sirius wrote: I think that Mike has more staying power then that.
I was condensing to deliver the joke, and I never said that the person in question was Mike.
Besides which, each thrust could be long and slow...easily lasting for five minutes or more, each miniscule movement being a-
Er...right, I'll shut up now...
Do not meddle in the affairs of insomniacs, for they are cranky and can do things to you while you sleep. The Realm of Confusion
"Every time you talk about Teal'c, I keep imagining Thor's ass. Thank you very much for that, you fucking fucker." -Marcao SG-14: Because in some cases, "Recon" means "Blow up a fucking planet or die trying." SilCore Wiki! Come take a look!
SirNitram wrote:I have discovered the trifold meaning of life.
1: Monty Python. Dry wit, gore, drag, and the Lumberjack Song.
2: Chocolate. Remember, it contains a drug that makes you feel like your in love! Give some love.. Er, Cadbury's.
3: Long, passionate sessions of sex followed by cuddling until afternoon on a weekend. Self-explanatory.
All life goes towards developing, creating, maintaining, or experiencing these three things.
*drags SirNitram off for more of #3*
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
The purpose of life is to suffer endlessly as you watch your intellectual inferiors boss you around and waste your incredible talent...brain the size of a planet, and I'm posting to some inconsequential BBS...
HAH! First Marvin impression of th thread! That gives me...jack shit. Oh, well.
...
Oh, the purpose of life? Petite Asian women, of course.
The mening of life is technecially undefinable. Each person has their own goals and beliefs and will spend his or her life in accordance to these or in search of these things. However, this points out that the point of life is to grow and to challenge yourself to reach a self placed goal. Man seems to always place more goals ahead of himself before they reach the one that he is currently trying for.
Therefore, I can assume that the purpose of life is to search, find, acheive, and continue the cycle. It is to quench curiousity and inspiration to the point where you will no longer fell the thrist ever.
Liberals for Nixon in 3000: Nixon... with carisma and a shiny robot body.
never negoiate out of fear, but never fear to negoiate.
Captian America- Justice League
HAB submarine commander-
"We'll break you of your fear of water."
Andrew J. wrote:The purpose of life is to suffer endlessly as you watch your intellectual inferiors boss you around and waste your incredible talent...brain the size of a planet, and I'm posting to some inconsequential BBS...
HAH! First Marvin impression of th thread! That gives me...jack shit. Oh, well.
Yay!! I love Marvin, in all his depressiveness!!! *kisses cheek* There, now you got something other than jack shit for that. Ha.
Oh, the purpose of life? Petite Asian women, of course.
LOL--shaddap.
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
*thrust*
*thrust*
*thrust*
*pause*
"But what is the point of it all?"
*resume*
*thrust*
*thrust*
*thrust*
*climax*
"Ooooooh, right."
*cigarette*
I find that the woman gets annoyed quickly with pondering the meaning of life in the middle of sex. The whole Idea is you're supposed to have hot, overwhelming, mind bending, world collapsing talking to the gods sex. Not that you're supposed to be literally talking... jeez.
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Please kids, don't drink and park: Accidents cause people!
Can't die until after the video game industry goes to hell...must preserve my life...need games...
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
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Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Good, you'd better. It's my birthday--I deserve lots o' lovin'!!
See, and then we get back around to my purpose in life--to love and be loved! Hurrah for birthdays, hurrah for love, and hurrah for ME!!
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Let's see... so distilling this I'm getting that the purpose of life is drunken midget sex in jets, while arround you the monkeys in THEIR jets are engaging in a dogfight for your tittilation? Did I leave anything out?
Sriad wrote:Let's see... so distilling this I'm getting that the purpose of life is drunken midget sex in jets, while arround you the monkeys in THEIR jets are engaging in a dogfight for your tittilation? Did I leave anything out?
Yes. Giant robots. And Oreos. Lots of fucking Oreos.
*thrust*
*thrust*
*thrust*
*pause*
"But what is the point of it all?"
*resume*
*thrust*
*thrust*
*thrust*
*climax*
"Ooooooh, right."
*cigarette*
Dude, if you're only good for... ::Counts:: six thrusts with a break in between, that chick had better be DAMNED hot. In which case you could die happily. Otherwise, I feel bad for ya, pal. They have support groups for people like you.
Seriously, though, I don't know why I'm alive, but I'm sure it can be found in the pants of an attractive, wayward, bi- or bi-curious, STD-free female between the ages of 18 and 25. And in the pants of her attractive female companion. In my dorm room. In... ::checks watch:: fifteen minutes.
...which reminds me... I need to stop typing and start setting up the webcam. Later all.
Proud owner of The Fleshlight
G.A.L.E. Force - Bisexual Airborn Division
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"I hear and behold God in every object, yet I understand God not in the least, / Nor do I understand who there can be more wonderful than myself."
--Whitman
I think that Mike has more staying power then that.
