All those aside, I'll not give up hope. I like Mike too much!The Yosemite Bear wrote:I think I said in my own fucked up way earlier.
Things needed for Mike to except Christ.
1. Hell's exact other demensional location found
2. discovery that it has indeed frozen over
3. Pigs flying
4. Me getting Married
5. A healthy Bribe of Houri angels that do anal (Which for some reason won't tick off Rebbecca)
When will Darth Wong finally embrace Christ as his saviour?
Moderator: Edi
Mr. Wong becomes a moderate christian:
The same time a semi-attractive female willingly dates me.
We'll know he became a fundie when:
A drop--dead gorgeous girl dates me
And we'll know that Fundimentalism Christianity is true, and Mr. Wong has just died and gone into heaven when:
A playboy bunny dates me.
The same time a semi-attractive female willingly dates me.
We'll know he became a fundie when:
A drop--dead gorgeous girl dates me
And we'll know that Fundimentalism Christianity is true, and Mr. Wong has just died and gone into heaven when:
A playboy bunny dates me.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
I know where he lives, I can arrange the tattooing...Sea Skimmer wrote:The same time Ted gets an American flag tattooed on his chestWhen will Darth Wong finally embrace Christ as his saviour
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Because Jesus was ALWAYS high...duh. And more importantly...why the hell is he white? God damn Judo-Christian white christian raping bigoted asswipes...Zaia wrote:Why does Jesus look like he's high and about to take another hit in that painting?
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The church made him white but if we check history ask why did the Romans needed Judas to show them wich of them was Jesus.Captain_Cyran wrote:Because Jesus was ALWAYS high...duh. And more importantly...why the hell is he white? God damn Judo-Christian white christian raping bigoted asswipes...Zaia wrote:Why does Jesus look like he's high and about to take another hit in that painting?
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Wars, I mean...if Jesus has to go destroying the world come armaggedon, you think he'd pick trek?XaLEv wrote:Now, would Iesu side with Wars or Trek?
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"When God kisses Satan, and the Incarnations applaud"
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
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My dad is a minister, so I know quite a bit on religion, and all it's screw ups. So I knew that the catholic church just managed to fuck up once again.Montcalm wrote:The church made him white but if we check history ask why did the Romans needed Judas to show them wich of them was Jesus.Captain_Cyran wrote:Because Jesus was ALWAYS high...duh. And more importantly...why the hell is he white? God damn Judo-Christian white christian raping bigoted asswipes...Zaia wrote:Why does Jesus look like he's high and about to take another hit in that painting?
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IIRC, "no atheists in foxholes" is from "Murphy's Laws of Combat", which are mostly whimsical in nature. It's probably a reference to the tendency of people, no matter how religious, to exclaim various phrases and words while in combat.Darth Wong wrote:It is absolutely ridiculous to assume that moments of sheer terror and desperation must produce more accurate reasoning, and the appeal to consequence is nothing more than the favoured fallacy of Amway pitchmen.
The "no atheists in foxholes" argument says more about the person who uses it than it does about the existence of God.
”A Radical is a man with both feet planted firmly in the air.” – Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism." - Sir Winston L. S. Churchill, Princips Britannia
American Conservatism is about the exercise of personal responsibility without state interference in the lives of the citizenry..... unless, of course, it involves using the bludgeon of state power to suppress things Conservatives do not like.
DONALD J. TRUMP IS A SEDITIOUS TRAITOR AND MUST BE IMPEACHED
"No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism." - Sir Winston L. S. Churchill, Princips Britannia
American Conservatism is about the exercise of personal responsibility without state interference in the lives of the citizenry..... unless, of course, it involves using the bludgeon of state power to suppress things Conservatives do not like.
DONALD J. TRUMP IS A SEDITIOUS TRAITOR AND MUST BE IMPEACHED
[fatalist] It's obvious that Mike will someday succumb to the Light. I mean, we can only convince ourselves that the Bible isn't the literal word of God for so long before we suffer a moment of weakness and are forever drawn into a whirlpool of chaotic devotion. It's like the laws of thermodynamics, only on the spiritual plane.[/fatalist]
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Yes, very pious ones like "Holy shit" and "Oh my fucking god".Steve wrote:IIRC, "no atheists in foxholes" is from "Murphy's Laws of Combat", which are mostly whimsical in nature. It's probably a reference to the tendency of people, no matter how religious, to exclaim various phrases and words while in combat.Darth Wong wrote:It is absolutely ridiculous to assume that moments of sheer terror and desperation must produce more accurate reasoning, and the appeal to consequence is nothing more than the favoured fallacy of Amway pitchmen.
The "no atheists in foxholes" argument says more about the person who uses it than it does about the existence of God.
Life is all the eternity you get, use it wisely.
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Hey, it happened in Book 6 . Although I liked the book on Thanatos the best.LadyTevar wrote:"When God kisses Satan, and the Incarnations applaud"
I don't think anyone else knows what we're talking about...
BattleTech for SilCoreStanley Hauerwas wrote:[W]hy is it that no one is angry at the inequality of income in this country? I mean, the inequality of income is unbelievable. Unbelievable. Why isn’t that ever an issue of politics? Because you don’t live in a democracy. You live in a plutocracy. Money rules.
That's pretty much how I spend my free time here.Montcalm wrote:And what would you do in heaven sit on a cloud and grab your crotch
Plus the clouds would be lazy-boys.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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But you at least have dreams when you sleepDurandal wrote:Why? It's not like you know it once you're dead. Just imagine going to sleep and never waking up.Lonestar wrote:I'll be honest with ya, dying and going to Heaven sounds much better to me then....dying.
" I've said death was a release not a punishment"
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There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Factio republicanum delenda est