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Lonestar wrote:

Cal Wright wrote:Hero of Time
or
Wind Waker
or
Triforce of Power

or, "Wind Wanker"

LOL I'd vote for that one. But only because it's bunny.

And, since I forgot to do it earlier...

anarchistbunny's Thread Title wrote:Am I worthy enough for a custom title.

HELL NO!

RogueIce wrote:We can spare him. He shall be official Producer of Movies. Or some other suitable title as soon as my brain fully recovers from last night's Navy Ball.

Official Producer of THE Movie, that is.

Navy Ball, hmmm? Anything interesting happen? Pick up any cute sailor girls? The Gnomish Hordes are gonna need a navy, you know....

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

RogueIce wrote:We can spare him. He shall be official Producer of Movies. Or some other suitable title as soon as my brain fully recovers from last night's Navy Ball.

Official Producer of THE Movie, that is.

Navy Ball, hmmm? Anything interesting happen? Pick up any cute sailor girls? The Gnomish Hordes are gonna need a navy, you know....

I got in the very last dance of the evening with the girl of my dreams, and I was wearing my spiffy Service Dress Blue uniform too, with all it's many doo-dads and jingly things, if that counts.

And as for a Navy, I say we just take the US Navy. Maybe the Royal Navy too for good measure.

RogueIce wrote:I got in the very last dance of the evening with the girl of my dreams, and I was wearing my spiffy Service Dress Blue uniform too, with all it's many doo-dads and jingly things, if that counts.

And as for a Navy, I say we just take the US Navy. Maybe the Royal Navy too for good measure.

Doo-dadsandjingly things? A death dealing combonation my friend. You must be a chick-magnet. Now if you don't mind *grabs wallet* I'm off to go buy some cheap $1 swimming medals from the dollar store. We'll see who has the most jingly things now!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Doo-dadsandjingly things? A death dealing combonation my friend. You must be a chick-magnet.

Ah, I wish... If only.

Just Call Him Jingles wrote:Now if you don't mind *grabs wallet* I'm off to go buy some cheap $1 swimming medals from the dollar store. We'll see who has the most jingly things now!

They'll never be a match for MY medals! And let us not forget the all-mighty doo-dads!

'Tis true, I don't have the doo-dads to compete. Someday though, I'll aquire some through Navy trade, and then we'll see who's the chick-magnet of the seven seas!

*whisks away into the night*

Nathan F wrote:I want, uh, i dunno what I want, but I want something when I get the required number of posts.

Same here.

Note to self: Make self more noticable, troll....more..., and insult random members of the board.

3rd Impact wrote:

Nathan F wrote:I want, uh, i dunno what I want, but I want something when I get the required number of posts.

Same here.

Note to self: Make self more noticable, troll....more..., and insult random members of the board.

*randomly kisses 3rd Impact on the cheek*

Hi!

If ind it disturbing that you actuyally try for this sort of thing. Now if you excuse em, I'm just going to sit back and wait for htis thread to be HOSed.

::Looks around::





::SHMACK!!!::


Ah, shyut up.

*randomly kisses 3rd Impact on the cheek*

Erk.

Sorry, Sn0m4n, i'm not your type...you see...I like UT


Singular Quartet, i'm not sure if you were addressing me, but if you were, my last post was meant to be sarcastic (Sorry if you already knew that, i don't mean to insult your intelligence)

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Looks suspisiosly at the gnome in the corner of the room, then looks at Darth Gnome. Pulls out a shotgun and blows the gnome in his room to tiny bits* YOU'LL NOT TAKE MY HOUSE YOU HEAR ME!!! NEVER!! VIVE LA RESISTANCE!!

*The porcilein Gnome shatters into thousands of pieces, revealing a message hidden within the rubble*

GNOMICON LAWN GNOMES, SO REALISTIC, YOU'LL THINK THEY'RE ALIVE

*And with that the familiar sound of ice skates on cement can be heard in the distance*

RED WINGS: FOR THE CUP!!!!

*Robataille causually skates past, decapitating Cyran along the way*

Darth Garden Gnome, I think you've successfully hijacked another thread, and noone noticed... I don't even remember the topic...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Darth Garden Gnome, I think you've successfully hijacked another thread, and noone noticed... I don't even remember the topic...

So subtle is my influence...

IT'S A GNOME!!! GRAB ME A STICK AND HIT IT REPEATEDLY!!!

Cal Wright wrote:IT'S A GNOME!!! GRAB ME A STICK AND HIT IT REPEATEDLY!!!

This isn't the Whack-A-Gnome game goddamnit! *picks up shoe and chucks it at Cal Wright's head* Don't think I won't chuck this other one too. I can throw pretty hard!

All will bow before the Black Mage Army, the Gnome Revolution is nothing compared to our subtle takeover.

Jadeite wrote:All will bow before the Black Mage Army, the Gnome Revolution is nothing compared to our subtle takeover.

Umm newsflash. The BMA is ALREADY IN CONTROL! Sillyboi!

*Tickledoken!*

Umm newsflash. The BMA is ALREADY IN CONTROL! Sillyboi!

*Tickledoken!*

of the board maybe, but not yet the world...

Fools! Don't try and decieve yourselfs. Hidden behind your pointed hats is the shame of knowing whoreallyruns this place. Its only a matter of time until we make our move. The Secret Gnome Revolution shall not be denied! Off with your pointy hats and blue robes! For the day of reckoning has come!

And how might you spell this day in Gnomanian?D G G

Operation Revolution is at hand! HAIL!!! HAIL GNOMAGE!!! HAIL GNOMAGE!!! HAIL GNOMAGE!!!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Fools! Don't try and decieve yourselfs. Hidden behind your pointed hats is the shame of knowing whoreallyruns this place. Its only a matter of time until we make our move. The Secret Gnome Revolution shall not be denied! Off with your pointy hats and blue robes! For the day of reckoning has come!

And how might you spell this day in Gnomanian?D G G

Operation Revolution is at hand! HAIL!!! HAIL GNOMAGE!!! HAIL GNOMAGE!!! HAIL GNOMAGE!!!

*A blue bolt comes from behind Darth Gnome. strikes the ground underneath him and leaves him vaporized* HADOKEN!!

*A passer-by states* It was Just a Gnome.

Not no 'mo it ain't!

Captain_Cyran wrote:*A blue bolt comes from behind Darth Gnome. strikes the ground underneath him and leaves him vaporized* HADOKEN!!

*A passer-by states* It was Just a Gnome.

Not no 'mo it ain't!

*the multi-megaton nuclear blast of the all powerful Hadoken settles into nothinngess, and a silence fills the air, waiting for something to happen....*

*but then, as the dust settles, a heavily modified Lambda-Class shuttle can be seen hundreds of miles above the point of impact, hovering sirenely, its shields unshaken by the blast*

You'll have to do better than that mage! Gnomanian pilots are among the fastest in the galaxy. I was off the ground before the words even cam eout of your mouth. Pity, too. I was expecting a little more from you, but oh well, maybe next time. I hear Sir Nitram is leagues above you, he'd probably make a better challenge, dontcha think? Enough small talk though...

*the Lambda pulls away from the scene, off onto the ISD Lawn Ornament*

Commence Base Delta Zero Captain.

*The Lawn Ornaments heavily turbolaser batteries open up, vaporizing kilometer after kilometer of crust, melting away all semblence of an earth, and changing it into a molten wasteland*

Until next time Cyran....

*whisks away into the night*

How long till this gets locked?
I'm surpised this thread has lived this long.
Well, it's Sunday and the mods are lazy.