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I'll take charge of the Navy and Marines since Prawn'll probably masturbate himself to death over the USS Manji-class.

jmac wrote:

innerbrat wrote:Can I be your Godze, then, Marina?

Hey, I wanna be the Gözde! I'm sure there's room for both of us....

Damn, Mikes going to make a fortune from those tapes.

Rob Wilson wrote:

jmac wrote:

innerbrat wrote:Can I be your Godze, then, Marina?

Hey, I wanna be the Gözde! I'm sure there's room for both of us....

Damn, Mikes going to make a fortune from those tapes.

We can lower taxes with that kind of revenue!

Rob Wilson wrote:

jmac wrote:

innerbrat wrote:Can I be your Godze, then, Marina?

Hey, I wanna be the Gözde! I'm sure there's room for both of us....

Damn, Mikes going to make a fortune from those tapes.

I will be the underground porno king!!

I have sent Her Royal Majesty a PM discussing my merits as commander of the Navy, but in the meantime I would like to suggest that she make Lord Wong the viceroy of Canada. Who better to slap around Quebec?

Also, WTF is a gozde? Presumably a concubine based on the way it's used, but it's also a common first name, according to my little web search.

phongn wrote:

Rob Wilson wrote:
Damn, Mikes going to make a fortune from those tapes.

We can lower taxes with that kind of revenue!

Eliminate taxes and make Porno a state industry. Everything in the country funded by Porn. Truely this is the way of the Future.

I know not this Manji! It's called an Imperial Sea Destroyer, goddamn it!

Darth Wong wrote:

Rob Wilson wrote:

jmac wrote:
Hey, I wanna be the Gözde! I'm sure there's room for both of us....

Damn, Mikes going to make a fortune from those tapes.

I will be the underground porno king!!

Darth Wong - Minister of Porn and Viceroy of Canada.

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote: Also, WTF is a gozde? Presumably a concubine based on the way it's used, but it's also a common first name, according to my little web search.

It has two meanings, in the Ottoman Empire it was used to refer to the most Favoured Courtesan, and then in modern Turkish this was refined to mean Beloved, and became a name.

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:I know not this Manji! It's called an Imperial Sea Destroyer, goddamn it!

Manji, Demios sock puppet and the master of the same sort of ridiculious techonoligcal masturbation you're engaging in now.

Stormbringer wrote:

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:I know not this Manji! It's called an Imperial Sea Destroyer, goddamn it!

Manji, Demios sock puppet and the master of the same sort of ridiculious techonoligcal masturbation you're engaging in now.

oooo, handbags at ten paces. *grabs popcorn*

Rob Wilson wrote:oooo, handbags at ten paces. *grabs popcorn*

*hits Rob over the head* Not hand bags, hand grenades!

hmmm sounbds reasonable Mike Wong viceroy of Canada Minister of Porn ...*L* he could have Rebbecca help him "quality check" the videoas and dvds made

Darth Wong wrote: I will be the underground porno king!!

*wong dies in a hail of gunfire*

"There can be only ONE underground porno ring, and it's gonna
be Sheppard and Falkenhorst's porno ring from the Unnamed
Porno Fanfic!"

MKSheppard wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:I will be the underground porno king!!

*wong dies in a hail of gunfire*

"There can be only ONE underground porno ring, and it's gonna be Sheppard and Falkenhorst's porno ring from the Unnamed Porno Fanfic!"

I think the people would prefer a porno king who actually knows what sex feels like.

Ohh, dibs on the Minister of Information, I can bullshit for England. Or failing that Minister of Silly Walks...

Manly prison love doesn't count? Aw shit Shep, at least you have the Army!

Anyway, Manji must work for Popular Mechanics. They had this... THING on their cover a while back... It was five ships, each much larger than a Nimitz. They would sail out to a rendezvous point, and merge like Voltron, into this gigantic floating fortress. You could supposedly land B-52's on this thing's deck, and it held thousands of troops. Someone in the Navy is apparently at least mulling this idea over.

Darth Wong wrote:

Rob Wilson wrote:

jmac wrote: Hey, I wanna be the Gözde! I'm sure there's room for both of us....

Damn, Mikes going to make a fortune from those tapes.

I will be the underground porno king!!

You mean you're not already?

And also, you're right regarding Shep. He didn't even get any in prison!

Seeing that my GF just left me for a woman, a woman I tell you, I will have to go back to watching porn. Since I'll be watching porn anyways, I volunteer my services as a Porn Quality Advisor and I'll be working with Darth Wong to ensure that all the porn is of the highest quality. I bring much experience from my Canada Customs job where I screened porn for a living.

I actually would support Manji as a candidate for Chief Military Designer. We could fly to the stars using the technology base required to build one of his creations.

Darth Wong wrote:

MKSheppard wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:I will be the underground porno king!!

*wong dies in a hail of gunfire*

"There can be only ONE underground porno ring, and it's gonna be Sheppard and Falkenhorst's porno ring from the Unnamed Porno Fanfic!"

I think the people would prefer a porno king who actually knows what sex feels like.

I could hear that smackdown all the way up here.

aerius wrote: I bring much experience from my Canada Customs job where I screened porn for a living.

Teenagers and single men the world over are looking upon you as a small god.

RadiO wrote:I actually would support Manji as a candidate for Chief Military Designer. We could fly to the stars using the technology base required to build one of his creations.

But who says it will be humanly possible to reach that technology base? But, if we do manage to get a mile-long battleship into sea without it sinking, or get a football-field sized tank to budge, or even get a mile-long blimp to get an inch off of the ground, then it's a good sign, and a reflection on how much money we wasted that could have been spent on hundreds of smaller ships and tanks.

Rob Wilson wrote:

aerius wrote: I bring much experience from my Canada Customs job where I screened porn for a living.

Teenagers and single men the world over are looking upon you as a small god.

Only if he can perform the miracle of duplicating it for the rest of us (sort of like loaves and fishes, just for porn.)

And remember that quality counts. Does no good if its bad porn

Connor MacLeod wrote:Only if he can perform the miracle of duplicating it for the rest of us (sort of like loaves and fishes, just for porn.)

And remember that quality counts. Does no good if its bad porn

I doubt snuff would count as good porn.