Ever had a hot teacher????

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Hey, Zaia, can we start a cult dedicated to you yet? 8)
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Zaia wrote:
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AdmiralKanos wrote:I have never had a teacher who even remotely approached good-looking status. Shit luck, I guess.
So I guess this is one thread you can't corrupt into some obscure anal-sex fetish, isnt it? :P
Hey, don't underestimate the man. :P :wink:
We could turn it into another thread about your breasts instead :P
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote: So I guess this is one thread you can't corrupt into some obscure anal-sex fetish, isnt it? :P
Hey, don't underestimate the man. :P :wink:
We could turn it into another thread about your breasts instead :P
But that happened already. Surely there are other body parts we can concentrate on. :D
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neoolong wrote:Surely there are other body parts we can concentrate on. :D
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Gr. 10, Chemistry, a hot Greek, short, with long curly black hair.

Damn she was fine.

She went to a different school the next year though. :(
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
neoolong wrote:Surely there are other body parts we can concentrate on. :D
FEET!

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Starscream wrote:NO
Dang, and I thought I had this thread killed too. Curse you Starscream! :D
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Iceberg wrote:Hey, Zaia, can we start a cult dedicated to you yet? 8)

Bleh, no. Cults are creepy. :P


As for me, I've never EVER had a hot teacher, but I always hoped when I took some boring ol' gen ed I'd get a professor like Indiana Jones *swoon*, but NO, I never had one even 1/4629th as attractive. Phooey.

Edit: Forgot sumfin'. 8)
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Darksider wrote:When you were/are in middle school, HS, or college have you ever had a teacher that was really hot???
Roger that. Had a math teacher in middle school. Hot little blonde number (although she was yet taller than me, as I was the shortest kid in the sixth grade, including girls) -- can't remember her name though.
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My American History Professor was kinda cute.. reminded of that vulcan chick on the Enterprise series 8)
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Zaia wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Hey, Zaia, can we start a cult dedicated to you yet? 8)
Bleh, no. Cults are creepy. :P
Fine with me.

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neoolong wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:
Zaia wrote: Hey, don't underestimate the man. :P :wink:
We could turn it into another thread about your breasts instead :P
But that happened already. Surely there are other body parts we can concentrate on. :D
We could concentrate on Zaia's toes. :P
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote: We could turn it into another thread about your breasts instead :P
But that happened already. Surely there are other body parts we can concentrate on. :D
We could concentrate on Zaia's toes. :P
You take the toes...I'll take the eyes(since her breasts are scaring Eleas :P )
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Ghost Rider wrote:
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neoolong wrote: But that happened already. Surely there are other body parts we can concentrate on. :D
We could concentrate on Zaia's toes. :P
You take the toes...I'll take the eyes(since her breasts are scaring Eleas :P )
I can't take any part :P Besides which, with Rob still covering her breasts in a noble effort to protect the squad, there isnt much room left :P
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STOP THE MASSIVE BLOCKS OF QUOTES, DAMMIT!
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You think that's bad, huh?

I take it you've never seen a 3000-line cascade on Usenet :twisted:
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This thread reminds me of the classmate from hell. He kept asking me about the same thing, over and over again. "Would you fuck Miss Fang?" I kept telling him no, and he kept asking me why, because he thought she was sexy and he'd fuck her in a second. I actually hate Miss Fang. She is one of the few teachers in this school that I have absolutely no respect for. You can imagine how much I enjoyed hearing how much the guy wanted to have sex with her.

Straight men on the board may wish to ignore the next paragraph.

As for teachers whom I consider sexy, I think the closest was my precalc teacher. He was fresh out of college, teaching his first class ever. He was pretty good looking, in my opinion. And then there's my art history teacher. He wasn't too much to look at, but he was a great guy. He'd be at the front of the room giving a lecture with slides, "The Abbey Church of Saint Denys is arguably the first of the Gothic-style churches..." and I'd be *sproing*

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Raxmei wrote:This thread reminds me of the classmate from hell. He kept asking me about the same thing, over and over again. "Would you fuck Miss Fang?" I kept telling him no, and he kept asking me why, because he thought she was sexy and he'd fuck her in a second. I actually hate Miss Fang. She is one of the few teachers in this school that I have absolutely no respect for. You can imagine how much I enjoyed hearing how much the guy wanted to have sex with her.
This woman's name was Fang? Sorry but I find that rather funny. :lol:
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Rebecca wanted to be a teacher. If she had become one, then I could have fulfilled the dream of fucking a hot teacher up the ass :D
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Not counting student teachers (of whom I can only remember vaguely), I recall two teachers (one in primary school, and one in high school) who I would really consider hot.

Oh, and my tutor. :lol:
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Darth Wong wrote:Rebecca wanted to be a teacher. If she had become one, then I could have fulfilled the dream of fucking a hot teacher up the ass :D
I'd have figured you two would have a teacher outfit or something stashed away somewhere anyhow.
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Zaia wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Hey, Zaia, can we start a cult dedicated to you yet? 8)

Bleh, no. Cults are creepy. :P
You mean there isn't already an informal cult worshipping you here? Seeing as how you do get flirted with and pampered all the time, doesn't that count as worship? :P :wink:

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All I'll say is that if there were a religion that worshipped hot girls, I'd convert in a New York minute.
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Iceberg wrote:All I'll say is that if there were a religion that worshipped hot girls, I'd convert in a New York minute.
What straight man wouldn't :D ?
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