Posted: 2003-05-15 01:23pm
That was YOU?! YOU DIE NOW!!!Superman wrote:You forgot to add "take a dump on the shower floor and then squish it into the drain."
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Posted: 2003-05-15 01:29pm
yeah, but it gets all squishy between your toes...oh dammit, i have got to stop encouraging you! *thwap!* feces boy!Superman wrote:You forgot to add "take a dump on the shower floor and then squish it into the drain."
Posted: 2003-05-15 04:01pm
Col. Crackpot wrote:yeah, but it gets all squishy between your toes...oh dammit, i have got to stop encouraging you! *thwap!* feces boy!Superman wrote:You forgot to add "take a dump on the shower floor and then squish it into the drain."
Posted: 2003-05-15 05:07pm
Pissing in the shower? Thats screwed up.
Posted: 2003-05-15 05:16pm
Not pissing in the shower, POOPING in the shower. Although pissing just sort of comes naturally.
BTW, you don't squish the poop down the drain with your toes, you use your hands. DUH!
BTW, you don't squish the poop down the drain with your toes, you use your hands. DUH!
Posted: 2003-05-15 05:17pm
You should see 11 rats, 9 of which are old.innerbrat wrote:Sorry, XaLEv, but anyon'es who's ever kept rats knows about their bladder control ability.XaLEv wrote:innerbrat wrote: Ew no! I'm androgynous, not a rodent!
Posted: 2003-05-15 05:17pm
Thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only one to think so.Howedar wrote:Pissing in the shower? Thats screwed up.
Superman: I'm sorry, I know we're fellow JLA members and all, but
*hurls kryptonite batarang*
I did SO NOT need that mental image.Eek
Posted: 2003-05-15 06:29pm
Mens' Shower, Dangerous Style:
1. Enter bathroom.
2. Turn on shower
3. Remember, barely in time, to remove clothes.
4. Uncap bottle of Corona
5. Rinse entire body
6. Fart loudly, and admire shower stall accoustics
7. Notice soap sitting in soap tray. Wash entire body again using soap.
8. Drink most of beer. Pour dregs into hair.
9. Rinse hair.
10. Rinse body.
11. Exit shower. Close shower curtain and splash around on bathroom floor.
12. Kick clothes into puddle on bathroom floor, towel off and dance naked through the apartment for 15 minutes to the tune of "La Bamba."
1. Enter bathroom.
2. Turn on shower
3. Remember, barely in time, to remove clothes.
4. Uncap bottle of Corona
5. Rinse entire body
6. Fart loudly, and admire shower stall accoustics
7. Notice soap sitting in soap tray. Wash entire body again using soap.
8. Drink most of beer. Pour dregs into hair.
9. Rinse hair.
10. Rinse body.
11. Exit shower. Close shower curtain and splash around on bathroom floor.
12. Kick clothes into puddle on bathroom floor, towel off and dance naked through the apartment for 15 minutes to the tune of "La Bamba."
Posted: 2003-05-15 06:31pm
13. Get your head kicked in by yur live-in S.O., who storms off, and takes the cat.
Posted: 2003-05-15 06:45pm
But I don't have a line-in S.O. right now. I'm squarely in the middle of Bachelorville. And Axis doesn't mind. 
Posted: 2003-05-15 06:50pm
I wonder why?Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:But I don't have a line-in S.O. right now. I'm squarely in the middle of Bachelorville.
*runs and hides*
Posted: 2003-05-15 06:54pm
Oh, very funny!innerbrat wrote:I wonder why?Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:But I don't have a line-in S.O. right now. I'm squarely in the middle of Bachelorville.
*runs and hides*
