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Posted: 2003-05-15 01:23pm
by Queeb Salaron
Superman wrote:You forgot to add "take a dump on the shower floor and then squish it into the drain."
That was YOU?! YOU DIE NOW!!!

Posted: 2003-05-15 01:29pm
by Col. Crackpot
Superman wrote:You forgot to add "take a dump on the shower floor and then squish it into the drain."
yeah, but it gets all squishy between your toes...oh dammit, i have got to stop encouraging you! *thwap!* feces boy!

Posted: 2003-05-15 04:01pm
by EmperorMing
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Superman wrote:You forgot to add "take a dump on the shower floor and then squish it into the drain."
yeah, but it gets all squishy between your toes...oh dammit, i have got to stop encouraging you! *thwap!* feces boy!
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: 2003-05-15 05:07pm
by Howedar
Pissing in the shower? Thats screwed up.

Posted: 2003-05-15 05:16pm
by Superman
Not pissing in the shower, POOPING in the shower. Although pissing just sort of comes naturally.

BTW, you don't squish the poop down the drain with your toes, you use your hands. DUH!

Posted: 2003-05-15 05:17pm
by Ted
innerbrat wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
innerbrat wrote: Ew no! I'm androgynous, not a rodent!
:evil:
Sorry, XaLEv, but anyon'es who's ever kept rats knows about their bladder control ability.
You should see 11 rats, 9 of which are old.

Posted: 2003-05-15 05:17pm
by Batman
Howedar wrote:Pissing in the shower? Thats screwed up.
Thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only one to think so.
Superman: I'm sorry, I know we're fellow JLA members and all, but

*hurls kryptonite batarang*

I did SO NOT need that mental image.Eek

Posted: 2003-05-15 06:29pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Mens' Shower, Dangerous Style:

1. Enter bathroom.
2. Turn on shower
3. Remember, barely in time, to remove clothes.
4. Uncap bottle of Corona
5. Rinse entire body
6. Fart loudly, and admire shower stall accoustics
7. Notice soap sitting in soap tray. Wash entire body again using soap.
8. Drink most of beer. Pour dregs into hair.
9. Rinse hair.
10. Rinse body.
11. Exit shower. Close shower curtain and splash around on bathroom floor.
12. Kick clothes into puddle on bathroom floor, towel off and dance naked through the apartment for 15 minutes to the tune of "La Bamba."

Posted: 2003-05-15 06:31pm
by InnerBrat
13. Get your head kicked in by yur live-in S.O., who storms off, and takes the cat.

Posted: 2003-05-15 06:45pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
But I don't have a line-in S.O. right now. I'm squarely in the middle of Bachelorville. And Axis doesn't mind. :)

Posted: 2003-05-15 06:50pm
by InnerBrat
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:But I don't have a line-in S.O. right now. I'm squarely in the middle of Bachelorville.
I wonder why? :)

*runs and hides*

Posted: 2003-05-15 06:54pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
innerbrat wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:But I don't have a line-in S.O. right now. I'm squarely in the middle of Bachelorville.
I wonder why? :)

*runs and hides*
Oh, very funny! :P