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Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:

RogueIce wrote:

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:ACK! Anywhere but there! It'll be thouroughly unusable in a week.

If by "week" you mean "one second" then I'll agree...

Of course, in secret Gnomesian, where everything is smaller than in the "human" world (soon to be Gnome, of course), that is actually true.

See, we have our own time scale! Take that, puny mortals!

Now we're immortal? And we have our own time scale? YAY! This is getting better by the Gnomish Week....

*continues to weave the spell through the Gnome's own R/UR shields, using their devilish power against them*

I wonder if they realize they've been sealed away from SDnet, in a private demiplane where I am God?

.....Nah.

*finishes weaving, setting the R/UR shields to pervert any attempt by the Gnomes to leave to cause their cocks to fall off, and flies away*

So how long is a Gnomish second?

*attempts to calculate a number so small*

*fails*

Meh...I tried...

SirNitram wrote:*continues to weave the spell through the Gnome's own R/UR shields, using their devilish power against them*

I wonder if they realize they've been sealed away from SDnet, in a private demiplane where I am God?

.....Nah.

*finishes weaving, setting the R/UR shields to pervert any attempt by the Gnomes to leave to cause their cocks to fall off, and flies away*

*uses theumatic monkey to cleanse the ship of Nitram's silly magic*

Attaboy!

*the monkeys little fireman, however, is not so fortunate*

We shall never forget. *tears break through eyelids*

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:So how long is a Gnomish second?

Think Denryle's...well, you know...

I'dve said DarkStar, but that's a Gnomish nano-second.

RogueIce wrote:

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:So how long is a Gnomish second?

Think Denryle's...well, you know...

I'dve said DarkStar, but that's a Gnomish nano-second.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

That's harsh man, that is harsh. That would be sig worthy if I had room.

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

SirNitram wrote:*continues to weave the spell through the Gnome's own R/UR shields, using their devilish power against them*

I wonder if they realize they've been sealed away from SDnet, in a private demiplane where I am God?

.....Nah.

*finishes weaving, setting the R/UR shields to pervert any attempt by the Gnomes to leave to cause their cocks to fall off, and flies away*

*uses theumatic monkey to cleanse the ship of Nitram's silly magic*

Attaboy!

*the monkeys little fireman, however, is not so fortunate*

We shall never forget. *tears break through eyelids*

*waves bye bye to the ger-nomes as the demiplane seals*

Silly silly ger-nomes.

SirNitram wrote:*waves bye bye to the ger-nomes as the demiplane seals*

Silly silly ger-nomes.

*waves by to the ger-nomes also*

I have no idea what a ger-nome is, but I assure you I'm not one of them. Later ger-dude things...er...yeah...

My ankles! THEY ARE BITING MY ANKLES!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:That's harsh man, that is harsh. That would be sig worthy if I had room.

*takes a bow*

I do my best.

Anyway, it's time for me to go. And, as you so solemnly whisk into the night, so too shall I begin my trademark departure...

*configures a bad proxy server into Connection Settings*

*clicks the Go button*

"Cannot find server"

IF we jump, we can kick shins too!

RogueIce wrote:

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:That's harsh man, that is harsh. That would be sig worthy if I had room.

*takes a bow*

I do my best.

Anyway, it's time for me to go. And, as you so solemnly whisk into the night, so too shall I begin my trademark departure...

*configures a bad proxy server into Connection Settings*

*clicks the Go button*

"Cannot find server"

/me follows through gap left by Ice, barely making it (proxies on MY computer work, so I'm forced to use his)

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

SirNitram wrote:*waves bye bye to the ger-nomes as the demiplane seals*

Silly silly ger-nomes.

*waves by to the ger-nomes also*

I have no idea what a ger-nome is, but I assure you I'm not one of them. Later ger-dude things...er...yeah...

It is an ethnic slur against you stunted excuses for fleshbags.

*crushes DGG's personal R/UR shield to slag*

Now, your little tricks cannot save you.

Start praying.

SirNitram wrote:It is an ethnic slur against you stunted excuses for fleshbags.

Well, that was quite uncalled for...

SirNitram wrote:*crushes DGG's personal R/UR shield to slag*

Quite impossible. But when you tried it, a nice pizza fell through. Thanks!

SirNitram wrote:Now, your little tricks cannot save you.

Little? Fool, little is too big for us! They're Gnome-sized tricks!

SirNitram wrote:Start praying.

You wouldn't be trying to force religion down our throats now, would you?

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

RogueIce wrote:

SirNitram wrote:It is an ethnic slur against you stunted excuses for fleshbags.

Well, that was quite uncalled for...

I'm evil. What do you expect?

SirNitram wrote:*crushes DGG's personal R/UR shield to slag*

Quite impossible. But when you tried it, a nice pizza fell through. Thanks!

Actually, it was the act of making the pizza that caused the R/UR shield to slag.

SirNitram wrote:Now, your little tricks cannot save you.

Little? Fool, little is too big for us! They're Gnome-sized tricks!

Does this apply to everything about you ger-nomes?

SirNitram wrote:Start praying.

You wouldn't be trying to force religion down our throats now, would you?

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

*crunch, stepped on RogueIce*

Hail Cybertron.

SirNitram wrote:Does this apply to everything about you ger-nomes?

If you mean what I think you mean, then...WE'RE LAWN ORNAMENTS YOU SICKO!

SirNitram wrote:Hail Cybertron.

Ha! Cybertron has BEEN ours for some time now.

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

RogueIce wrote:

SirNitram wrote:Does this apply to everything about you ger-nomes?

If you mean what I think you mean, then...WE'RE LAWN ORNAMENTS YOU SICKO!

Don't be coy.

SirNitram wrote:Hail Cybertron.

Ha! Cybertron has BEEN ours for some time now.

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

Uh-huh. I'm sure you think you just did me some damage with that 'dink', too, huh.

:::: Stands alone on the frontline against the Gnomish hordes with two Gnomes, their legs blasted off have begun chewing on my feet ::::


GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!! GET THEM OFF ME!!!!!!!

::: pulls out twin 9mm and blows the two Gnomes away :::

::::: turns tward the greater Gomish horde and starts blasting away with twin 9mm ::::

Pssht, gnomes. What a bunch of pussies.

NAC MAC FEEGLE HAI!

Nac Mac Feegle!
Wee Free Men!
Nae Quin, nae Kin, nae larid, Nae masar!
We won't be fooled again!

::::: continues to relentlessly blast the Gnomish hordes ::::

christ, they just keep coming

:::: tosses aside empty 9mm and pulls out MP5, shredding dozens of Gnomes with automatic weapons fire ::::

SirNitram wrote:Don't be coy.

It's too late for that now. We've passed that point *points to sign that says "yup, passed it".

Uh-huh. I'm sure you think you just did me some damage with that 'dink', too, huh.

Do you doubt the dink? FEAR THE DINK DINK!

Darksider wrote:*snip infidelness*

Don't get too delusional, kay?

*bullets hit R/UR personal shields and transform into NERF darts*

Hmm...that looks like fun.

*Gnomes unleash the NERF-ey wrath; hundreds of foam darts soar through the sky and pummel Darksider under there incredibly light weight*

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

SirNitram wrote:Don't be coy.

It's too late for that now. We've passed that point *points to sign that says "yup, passed it".

Uh-huh. I'm sure you think you just did me some damage with that 'dink', too, huh.

Do you doubt the dink? FEAR THE DINK DINK!

Darksider wrote:*snip infidelness*

Don't get too delusional, kay?

*bullets hit R/UR personal shields and transform into NERF darts*

Hmm...that looks like fun.

*Gnomes unleash the NERF-ey wrath; hundreds of foam darts soar through the sky and pummel Darksider under there incredibly light weight*

:::::The nerf darts are stopped in midair via the force and are hurled back through the R/UR personal shields and are transformed back into bullets, which kill a whole lot of Gnomes:::

:::: pulls out and ignites lightsaber ::::

:::: motions to DGG:::

Think you can take me??

i think not

Darksider wrote::::::The nerf darts are stopped in midair via the force and are hurled back through the R/UR personal shields and are transformed back into bullets, which kill a whole lot of Gnomes:::

*Unreality shields deactivate, leaving only regular shields up. The NERF darts are incinerated harmlessly against the shields*

:::: pulls out and ignites lightsaber ::::

:::: motions to DGG:::

Think you can take me??

i think not

*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness*

HAVE AT THEE!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Darksider wrote::::::The nerf darts are stopped in midair via the force and are hurled back through the R/UR personal shields and are transformed back into bullets, which kill a whole lot of Gnomes:::

*Unreality shields deactivate, leaving only regular shields up. The NERF darts are incinerated harmlessly against the shields*

:::: pulls out and ignites lightsaber ::::

:::: motions to DGG:::

Think you can take me??

i think not

*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness*

HAVE AT THEE!

::::Charges at DGG and swings lightsaber in a downward motion twards his head, attempting to split him in two:::

Darksider wrote:::::Charges at DGG and swings lightsaber in a downward motion twards his head, attempting to split him in two:::

*the Thug-Class Anti-Culture Star DestroyerGnomania's Pridedisplaces Darksider into a nearby star*

Pshhhhh, Jedi are overrated.

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Darksider wrote:::::Charges at DGG and swings lightsaber in a downward motion twards his head, attempting to split him in two:::

*the Thug-Class Anti-Culture Star DestroyerGnomania's Pridedisplaces Darksider into a nearby star*

Pshhhhh, Jedi are overrated.

::::: The displacer bounces off my new Anti-bullshit-cheating-copout-field and the Lightsaber continues twards DGG's head:::