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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

GNOMISH COMMANDO #2 (into Comm): Dear god they're catgirls sir. What do we do?!

(into Comm): No...*tears well up in eyes* I just...*stiffens up* Wipe them out...all of them...

*the missiles are launched, the catgirls...no more *sobs*[/quote]

*Luckily for Cyran, he'd had the forethought to bring his own U/R shields. The missiles turn into broccoli and fall harmlessly to the ground. The catgirl forces fall back as the enemy city is destroyed by Cyran.

Darksider wrote:

NecronLord wrote:
Ten necron pariahs armed with warscythes also appear and charge the ueber warriors, their gauss weapons stripping material to subatomic particles wherever they hit.

Why are you attacking my forces?????

"Fuck" says NecronLord "Friendly fire"

*The Pariahs phase out*

Darksider wrote:*snip*

*leaps into the air, unveiling a trio of explosive shurikens*

I'm sure you remember these...

*he throws them to three companions on the ground, who into turn send them sailing into another thug, seconds later....KABLAAM! the massive explosion tears opens a gulley between the two armies, seperating them momentarily, while the GRG continues to block ranged fire.*

*suddenly, DGG feels a tap on his shoulder, and he turns to see a Reaper-like figure calmly swing his sword towards DGG, DGG leaps into the air forgetting the fray behind him and re-positions his sword*

I guess everyone's got it out for me, eh?

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Luckily for Cyran, he'd had the forethought to bring his own U/R shields. The missiles turn into broccoli and fall harmlessly to the ground. The catgirl forces fall back as the enemy city is destroyed by Cyran.

*regardless, the Gnome commandoes vanish, dealing with dangerous foes elsewhere*

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Darksider wrote:*snip*

*leaps into the air, unveiling a trio of explosive shurikens*

I'm sure you remember these...

*he throws them to three companions on the ground, who into turn send them sailing into another thug, seconds later....KABLAAM! the massive explosion tears opens a gulley between the two armies, seperating them momentarily, while the GRG continues to block ranged fire.*

*suddenly, DGG feels a tap on his shoulder, and he turns to see a Reaper-like figure calmly swing his sword towards DGG, DGG leaps into the air forgetting the fray behind him and re-positions his sword*

I guess everyone's got it out for me, eh?

::::: Many more Uber-warriors transport down to combat DGG's renforcements, assault rifles blazing away:::

:::::::::blasts a pair of Gnomes with twin 9mm, then puts them away and draws lightsaber::::::

:::: Force jumps over the gulley and charged DGG, making sure to decapitate a pair of Gnomes along the way:::

Darksider wrote:::::: Many more Uber-warriors transport down to combat DGG's renforcements, assault rifles blazing away:::

:::::::::blasts a pair of Gnomes with twin 9mm, then puts them away and draws lightsaber::::::

:::: Force jumps over the gulley and charged DGG, making sure to decapitate a pair of Gnomes along the way:::

*a THWIP noise is heard as Gnomish snipers begin attacking DSider's thugs from all angles, one dropping lifeless after another and never knowing where the attacks are coming from*

At least they can shoot better then I can. *shakes fist*

*brings the Broadsword around to parry DSider's suicide plunge, before kicking him to the ground. He brings his blade to DSider's neck*

You are defeated. Don't let yourself be destroyed as your fleet did. Join me DSider, and together we can end this destructive conflict!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Darksider wrote:::::: Many more Uber-warriors transport down to combat DGG's renforcements, assault rifles blazing away:::

:::::::::blasts a pair of Gnomes with twin 9mm, then puts them away and draws lightsaber::::::

:::: Force jumps over the gulley and charged DGG, making sure to decapitate a pair of Gnomes along the way:::

*a THWIP noise is heard as Gnomish snipers begin attacking DSider's thugs from all angles, one dropping lifeless after another and never knowing where the attacks are coming from*

At least they can shoot better then I can. *shakes fist*

*brings the Broadsword around to parry DSider's suicide plunge, before kicking him to the ground. He brings his blade to DSider's neck*

You are defeated. Don't let yourself be destroyed as your fleet did. Join me DSider, and together we can end this destructive conflict!

::::: The uber-warriors take cover and return fire against the snipers in all directions, taking them all out::::

::::: The uber-warriors continue their advance against the Gnomish hordes, weapons fire slaughtering Gnomes by the Dozens::::


:::::: knocks DGG's sword aside with Lightsaber:::

I'll never join you

Darksider wrote:::::: The uber-warriors take cover and return fire against the snipers in all directions, taking them all out::::

::::: The uber-warriors continue their advance against the Gnomish hordes, weapons fire slaughtering Gnomes by the Dozens::::

*The Gnomes take up defensive positions, gutting one thug after another, flaying intenstines and brain matter everywhere as their swords cut through armor, flesh, and bone*

:::::: knocks DGG's sword aside with Lightsaber:::

I'll never join you

You have only begun to realize your importance! *trades blows* Together we can destroy Cyran and NecronLord, and bring order to the galaxy!

*ducks lows swinging for legs, stops half-way leaps over DSider's head, and stabs blade at DSider's back*

Darksider wrote:

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Darksider wrote:::::: Many more Uber-warriors transport down to combat DGG's renforcements, assault rifles blazing away:::

:::::::::blasts a pair of Gnomes with twin 9mm, then puts them away and draws lightsaber::::::

:::: Force jumps over the gulley and charged DGG, making sure to decapitate a pair of Gnomes along the way:::

*a THWIP noise is heard as Gnomish snipers begin attacking DSider's thugs from all angles, one dropping lifeless after another and never knowing where the attacks are coming from*

At least they can shoot better then I can. *shakes fist*

*brings the Broadsword around to parry DSider's suicide plunge, before kicking him to the ground. He brings his blade to DSider's neck*

You are defeated. Don't let yourself be destroyed as your fleet did. Join me DSider, and together we can end this destructive conflict!

::::: The uber-warriors take cover and return fire against the snipers in all directions, taking them all out::::

::::: The uber-warriors continue their advance against the Gnomish hordes, weapons fire slaughtering Gnomes by the Dozens::::


:::::: knocks DGG's sword aside with Lightsaber:::

I'll never join you

Hmmm, these uber-warriors are making this fight less interesting then I want it to be...

*Cyran casts the ultimate spell, 'Look at me I'm the DCI'. All but the two most powerful and great of the Uber-Warriors dissappear.*

There, that ought to take care of that...now where's my popcorn.

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Darksider wrote:::::: The uber-warriors take cover and return fire against the snipers in all directions, taking them all out::::

::::: The uber-warriors continue their advance against the Gnomish hordes, weapons fire slaughtering Gnomes by the Dozens::::

*The Gnomes take up defensive positions, gutting one thug after another, flaying intenstines and brain matter everywhere as their swords cut through armor, flesh, and bone*

:::::: The uber-warriors assault the Gnomes position with heavy firepower and tenacity, for every one warrior that goes down, fifteen Gnomes go with him::::::::

:::::: knocks DGG's sword aside with Lightsaber:::

I'll never join you

You have only begun to realize your importance! *trades blows* Together we can destroy Cyran and NecronLord, and bring order to the galaxy!

*ducks lows swinging for legs, stops half-way leaps over DSider's head, and stabs blade at DSider's back*[/quote]

::::: twists and parrys DDG's stab, and swings at his left torso:::

Captain_Cyran wrote:

Darksider wrote:

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*a THWIP noise is heard as Gnomish snipers begin attacking DSider's thugs from all angles, one dropping lifeless after another and never knowing where the attacks are coming from*

At least they can shoot better then I can. *shakes fist*

*brings the Broadsword around to parry DSider's suicide plunge, before kicking him to the ground. He brings his blade to DSider's neck*

You are defeated. Don't let yourself be destroyed as your fleet did. Join me DSider, and together we can end this destructive conflict!

::::: The uber-warriors take cover and return fire against the snipers in all directions, taking them all out::::

::::: The uber-warriors continue their advance against the Gnomish hordes, weapons fire slaughtering Gnomes by the Dozens::::


:::::: knocks DGG's sword aside with Lightsaber:::

I'll never join you

Hmmm, these uber-warriors are making this fight less interesting then I want it to be...

*Cyran casts the ultimate spell, 'Look at me I'm the DCI'. All but two of the Uber-Warriors dissappear.*

There, that ought to take care of that...now where's my popcorn.

::::: Deploys infamus anti-bullshit shield and prevents the dissapearance of entire army:::

What the hell am i supposed to do? take them all on myself????

Darksider wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote:Hmmm, these uber-warriors are making this fight less interesting then I want it to be...

*Cyran casts the ultimate spell, 'Look at me I'm the DCI'. All but two of the Uber-Warriors dissappear.*

There, that ought to take care of that...now where's my popcorn.

::::: Deploys infamus anti-bullshit shield and prevents the dissapearance of entire army:::

What the hell am i supposed to do? take them all on myself????

Huh, that shield is stronger then I thought...Oh well, at least they aren't really really uber.

Darksider wrote::::::: The uber-warriors assault the Gnomes position with heavy firepower and tenacity, for every one warrior that goes down, fifteen Gnomes go with him::::::::

This isn't working...I'm afriad I'm going to have to borrow your command RougeIce.

*two dozen Gnomish Space Marines appear, fully decked out with gridfire rifles, R/UR missile launchers, and NBC protected Gnominium-armored power suits*

Charge mi amigos!

*the marines begin frying enemy position with gridfires while R/UR missiles crash down on fortified postions. Hand to hand is handled with a Shortsword to any thugs gut*

::::: twists and parrys DDG's stab, and swings at his left torso:::

*leaps over and onto DSider's blade (on the wonders of shortness), sliding down the blade and kicking DSider in his FUCKING THROAT and finally jumping off landing several meters away*

I can never resist a good GSDA reference!

All Necrontyr and allied forces RETREAT Fall back now . Yes the energy has reached critical mass now for the last element needed* Typhonis holds a simple tape recorder up and hits play. Darth Wongs voice comes over the speakers talking about the logic of the Death Star*

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Darksider wrote::::::: The uber-warriors assault the Gnomes position with heavy firepower and tenacity, for every one warrior that goes down, fifteen Gnomes go with him::::::::

This isn't working...I'm afriad I'm going to have to borrow your command RougeIce.

*two dozen Gnomish Space Marines appear, fully decked out with gridfire rifles, R/UR missile launchers, and NBC protected Gnominium-armored power suits*

Charge mi amigos!

*the marines begin frying enemy position with gridfires while R/UR missiles crash down on fortified postions. Hand to hand is handled with a Shortsword to any thugs gut*

::::: twists and parrys DDG's stab, and swings at his left torso:::

*leaps over and onto DSider's blade (on the wonders of shortness), sliding down the blade and kicking DSider in his FUCKING THROAT and finally jumping off landing several meters away*

I can never resist a good GSDA reference!

:::::: More uber-warriors transport in, carrying ungodly firepower, they launch a massive assault against the Gnomis space marines, breaking their lines and rescuing the besiged troops. All uber-warriors turn their attention to the space marines, pounding them into oblivion::::

:::: force pushes DGG into a wall at extreme speed::::

Typhonis 1 wrote:All Necrontyr and allied forces RETREAT Fall back now . Yes the energy has reached critical mass now for the last element needed* Typhonis holds a simple tape recorder up and hits play. Darth Wongs voice comes over the speakers talking about the logic of the Death Star*

Oh dear god.... it's going to wipe us all out

::::: Turns to DGG::::

Typhonis dosen't realize that a L/AL reaction that large can wipe out all of SD.net, We have to stop him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NecronLord watches as DGG fights Darksider.

"Prehaps you have forgotten me" he shouts, blinding light blazing from the head of the staff as he flies through the air, his sword spinning wildly, his sword slashing down at DGG's neck as he is pinned to the wall.

Darksider wrote::::::: More uber-warriors transport in, carrying ungodly firepower, they launch a massive assault against the Gnomis space marines, breaking their lines and rescuing the besiged troops. All uber-warriors turn their attention to the space marines, pounding them into oblivion::::

*Space Marines Gnominium armor resists small-scale assualt*

SPACE MARINE: Charge to Max. gridfire! Then we can take 'em all at once!

:::: force pushes DGG into a wall at extreme speed::::

*negates Force push with Ysalamiri on shoulder*

You think I'm gonna risk a getting Foce-choked? Think again!

*grabs a gridfire rifle from a fallen soldier and fires on DSider, washing over him is a wave of energy flash-frying the terrain for hundreds of meters in his direction*

Hate to steal your phrase Cyran, but everything is better with a gridfire!

Darksider wrote:

Typhonis 1 wrote:All Necrontyr and allied forces RETREAT Fall back now . Yes the energy has reached critical mass now for the last element needed* Typhonis holds a simple tape recorder up and hits play. Darth Wongs voice comes over the speakers talking about the logic of the Death Star*

Oh dear god.... it's going to wipe us all out

::::: Turns to DGG::::

Typhonis dosen't realize that a L/AL reaction that large can wipe out all of SD.net, We have to stop him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Cyran chuckles* Calm yourself Darksider...I have everything under control.

*Cyran quickly creates a portal around the L/AL reaction so as the area of destruction will be greatly lessened. Cyran however leaves a small hole in the portal, allowing some of the energy to escape, the energy is pointed right at DGG's forces.*

*spins the sword in his hand to cut the gridfire rifle into pieces*

NecronLord wrote:NecronLord watches as DGG fights Darksider.

"Prehaps you have forgotten me" he shouts

Well you haven't been doing anything for the last ten minutes so...yeah I did.

blinding light blazing from the head of the staff as he flies through the air, his sword spinning wildly, his sword slashing down at DGG's neck as he is pinned to the wall.

*kicks off wall into the air trading blows with the flkying menace before hitting the ground and pulling back his cape--*

Always a good time to bring these guys out...

*--unveiling another trio of deadly explosive shurikens (I've been playing Tenchu 3, BTW) and hurls them at Necron, sending a wave of spinning death spiraling towards him...*

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Darksider wrote::::::: More uber-warriors transport in, carrying ungodly firepower, they launch a massive assault against the Gnomis space marines, breaking their lines and rescuing the besiged troops. All uber-warriors turn their attention to the space marines, pounding them into oblivion::::

*Space Marines Gnominium armor resists small-scale assualt*

SPACE MARINE: Charge to Max. gridfire! Then we can take 'em all at once!

:::: force pushes DGG into a wall at extreme speed::::

*negates Force push with Ysalamiri on shoulder*

You think I'm gonna risk a getting Foce-choked? Think again!

*grabs a gridfire rifle from a fallen soldier and fires on DSider, washing over him is a wave of energy flash-frying the terrain for hundreds of meters in his direction*

Hate to steal your phrase Cyran, but everything is better with a gridfire!

:::::: Infamus anti-bullshit shields lower the gridfire rifles to the power levels of a standard weapon before they hit, they do minimal damage:::

:::: uber-warriors combine their fire to overwhelm the Gnomium armor and kill the space marines, dozens fall dead:::

::::: goes flying back into a wall from the lessned gridfire, heals self with force and jumps back at DGG, swinging Lightsaber:::

* Typhonis, a grin on his face ,walks into the nearest Monolith as the energies combine and erupt. A wall of pure destructive force,two kilomteres high, explodes outwards scouring all before it .Ripping into the very ground itselfs and tearing through the Gnome armies*

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Cyran quickly creates a portal around the L/AL reaction so as the area of destruction will be greatly lessened. Cyran however leaves a small hole in the portal, allowing some of the energy to escape, the energy is pointed right at DGG's forces.*

Surely you don't think a leader's personal uber-sword won't be able to handle this silliness do you?

*deflects the energy harmlessly into space using the enchanted blade*