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I don't know many people who claim to be goths. I only know some teenage girls who look like Goths despite not really fitting all the stereotypes about the subculture - which they probably don't know much about.innerbrat wrote:I hate people who whinge on and on about 'goth' without having the slightest idea what it actually is.
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I can't stand it when people say "different than" rather than the correct "different from."
People who say "nukular" rather than the correct "nuclear" piss me off.
Same for people who say "irregardless." That's not a fucking word.
I also hate the fucked up singular/plural relationships that have become standard grammar. You don't refer to a single person as "they." You don't say, "If someone does something, they're stupid." "Someone" is not plural, hence you do not use "they are." You say, "If someone does something, he is stupid." My English profs were always a little miffed that I was "sexist" in my writing, but that's the grammatically correct way of saying/writing it, and I'm not going to write out "he or she" or "s/he" every damn time I make a reference to a single individual of undefined gender. Base it on your own gender and use that.
People who say "nukular" rather than the correct "nuclear" piss me off.
Same for people who say "irregardless." That's not a fucking word.
I also hate the fucked up singular/plural relationships that have become standard grammar. You don't refer to a single person as "they." You don't say, "If someone does something, they're stupid." "Someone" is not plural, hence you do not use "they are." You say, "If someone does something, he is stupid." My English profs were always a little miffed that I was "sexist" in my writing, but that's the grammatically correct way of saying/writing it, and I'm not going to write out "he or she" or "s/he" every damn time I make a reference to a single individual of undefined gender. Base it on your own gender and use that.
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This reminds me of something: In the description of alignments in the D&D 3rd edition Player's Handbook, a sample lawful good, lawful neutral, true neutral or neutral evil character is described as "she", but otherwise the sample character of an alignment is described as "he."Durandal wrote: You say, "If someone does something, he is stupid." My English profs were always a little miffed that I was "sexist" in my writing, but that's the grammatically correct way of saying/writing it, and I'm not going to write out "he or she" or "s/he" every damn time I make a reference to a single individual of undefined gender. Base it on your own gender and use that.
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"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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Perhaps that section was written by someone else.Simon H.Johansen wrote:This reminds me of something: In the description of alignments in the D&D 3rd edition Player's Handbook, a sample lawful good, lawful neutral, true neutral or neutral evil character is described as "she", but otherwise the sample character of an alignment is described as "he."Durandal wrote: You say, "If someone does something, he is stupid." My English profs were always a little miffed that I was "sexist" in my writing, but that's the grammatically correct way of saying/writing it, and I'm not going to write out "he or she" or "s/he" every damn time I make a reference to a single individual of undefined gender. Base it on your own gender and use that.
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Isn't that how you're supposed to do it? "He or she" and "s/he" are too cumbersome for a concise paper.Durandal wrote:My English profs were always a little miffed that I was "sexist" in my writing, but that's the grammatically correct way of saying/writing it, and I'm not going to write out "he or she" or "s/he" every damn time I make a reference to a single individual of undefined gender. Base it on your own gender and use that.
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ok things that piss me off.....
1. Dumbass old people that almost run you over when you cross the fucking street.
2,People that whine bitch moan and complain about the world being suck a shit whole then they add to the problem.
3.Goddamnedmotherfuckingstupidwastesoforganicmatter that sue anybody or anything that offends them in anyway what so ever.
4.Ass-clown bible thumpers who try and convert my ass.
5.people who leave dogs chained outside 10 umteen hours a day and don't do shit when their barking their damn fool heads off.
6.People that can't sit and think something out for 5 seconds and decide if what there doing is fine or more retardedness that the world doesn't fucking need.
and finally
7.People who do things just because "everbody else" does
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1. Dumbass old people that almost run you over when you cross the fucking street.
2,People that whine bitch moan and complain about the world being suck a shit whole then they add to the problem.
3.Goddamnedmotherfuckingstupidwastesoforganicmatter that sue anybody or anything that offends them in anyway what so ever.
4.Ass-clown bible thumpers who try and convert my ass.
5.people who leave dogs chained outside 10 umteen hours a day and don't do shit when their barking their damn fool heads off.
6.People that can't sit and think something out for 5 seconds and decide if what there doing is fine or more retardedness that the world doesn't fucking need.
and finally
7.People who do things just because "everbody else" does
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It's not that i'm a wimp it's just that i have trouble eatting food that looks the same coming out as it did going in
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
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Another thing that gets me is excessive indecisiveness in people. "Do you want to do this?" "I don't know, do you want to? What do you want to do?" And went you get two of them together going back and forth for ten damn minutes it just gets painful. I want to smack them on the back of the head and end up making a unilateral decision.
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A few things that piss me off:
- I'm not much of a grammer-nazi, but people who use the word "borrow" when they are supposed to say the word "lent" really piss me off.
Example: "I borrowed the book to him"
It's lent damn it! LENT!!!!!
- People who finish my sentences.
- People who treat their pets as mere objects who then get rid of them whent they cease to be cute.
- I'm not much of a grammer-nazi, but people who use the word "borrow" when they are supposed to say the word "lent" really piss me off.
Example: "I borrowed the book to him"
It's lent damn it! LENT!!!!!
- People who finish my sentences.
- People who treat their pets as mere objects who then get rid of them whent they cease to be cute.
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No, it used to be "he" for a nondescript person and "she" for an object (that's why boats are referred to as feminine, for example). Now you're supposed to include both genders, or just use "she," because men are obviously evil.Darth Yoshi wrote:Isn't that how you're supposed to do it? "He or she" and "s/he" are too cumbersome for a concise paper.
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Stupid weather is starting to piss me off, I want some proper seasons damnit! And what do I get? A cycle of all 4 seasons that repeats itself on a weekly basis, it's warm, it's cold, it's warm, it's cold, and oh, it rains damn near every day too. I'm in shorts on day and the next I'm wearing jeans and a jacket, and then I'm back in shorts, and the rain soaks me every day biking back from work. When I was in highschool we never had screwy weather like this, by this of year it would always be sunny & warm for days at a time, but for the past few years we haven't had proper seasons.
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Here's something else which annoys me: People who, instead of using ordinary profanities, just super-glue several profane words together. This produces such strange insults as "Penismonkey", "Crapmongol" and "Gaydickpig."
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!Simon H.Johansen wrote:Here's something else which annoys me: People who, instead of using ordinary profanities, just super-glue several profane words together. This produces such strange insults as "Penismonkey", "Crapmongol" and "Gaydickpig."
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It's not that i'm a wimp it's just that i have trouble eatting food that looks the same coming out as it did going in
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
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unleash the power of mediocrity
It's not that i'm a wimp it's just that i have trouble eatting food that looks the same coming out as it did going in
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
Brotherhood of the Monkey
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I actually have heard somebody use that as an insult.russellb6666 wrote:BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!Simon H.Johansen wrote:Here's something else which annoys me: People who, instead of using ordinary profanities, just super-glue several profane words together. This produces such strange insults as "Penismonkey", "Crapmongol" and "Gaydickpig."![]()
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My problem is that I already UNDERSTAND Spanish, only having trouble speaking it. Still, I don't understand why can't I take a more exciting language, like Italiano or Deutch or (Just for the hell of it)Latin.Tosho wrote:I despise Spanish with a passion, I'm constantly told "You gotta learn spanish if your going to live in Texas." First of all here's a question what was the native language of The U.S. founders? English! The point is that we should make IMHO English the official language of the U.S., don't get me wrong I fully support learning foreign tounges but speak English when your in the U.S. As for the second common argument, Spanish will get you a job to be fair that is accurate, yet thanks to the fact that everybody and their cousin speaks Spanish now its not "as true" heres a peice of advice if your trying get a job try learning a language that is both important economicly and tends to wow the masses. For example whenever I say something in japanese to someone who does not know the language or that I speak some of it the usual response is something along the lines of: Wow you speak japanese! it helps that japanese has reputation for being difficult (it's actually quite easy once you grasp the basic concepts of it).Darth Gojira wrote:That my mum is FORCING me to take Spanish for the remainder of high school.
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