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Zaia wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:That's an interesting way of reading that sentence.

That's how I read it too, actually.

And XaLEv, I knew you were bi. Did you know that I'm about 92% straight?

So you're only 8% lesbian? That's good to know, I think.

XaLEv wrote:Look! A fun new game!

"At least I've got both my arms you git."

Its Poke Fun At The Dark Lord! Next we'll see how he was such a snivelling little brat when he was 10 years old! Wee! And what a punk ass sob when he was 18! What a failure!

If Vader was REALY burned bad, maybe he no longer HAS a weinie.
Many severe burn victims lose fingers, toes, ears, noses.

Talk about your overcompensation.

I have no penis, but my force is stronger than your force!
(And my lightsaber is bigger too!)

yeah but he could have a fully functional robo dick. think of the adaptors..!!!

Its so refreshing to know that 1/3 of our board are very happy induviduals!

I should have stayed out of this thread.


You people are messed up.

Well, who's next...?

*comes out of closet*

Phwoar, its bloody dusty in there.
What the...?

*goes back into closet*
*closes doors*

Now then, Chewie...

Wicked Pilot wrote:I should have stayed out of this thread.


You people are messed up.

Wow. What a suprise.

Emperor Chrostas the Crue wrote:If Vader was REALY burned bad, maybe he no longer HAS a weinie.
Many severe burn victims lose fingers, toes, ears, noses.

Talk about your overcompensation.

I have no penis, but my force is stronger than your force!
(And my lightsaber is bigger too!)

Have you ever seen the codpiece on his costume? That massive slot has got to be for more than just to let a catheter out!

You can see what I'm talking about, I'm sure.

kojikun wrote:yeah but he could have a fully functional robo dick. think of the adaptors..!!!

Just like Iggy!!

Zaia wrote:

kojikun wrote:yeah but he could have a fully functional robo dick. think of the adaptors..!!!

Just like Iggy!!

LOL!

Zaia wrote:Just like Iggy!!

.. I will have to inspect his pants myself.

Am I the only person here who have the feeling that this thread is going the same way as "Trinity vs. Mary Poppins" thread?

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Am I the only person here who have the feeling that this thread is going the same way as "Trinity vs. Mary Poppins" thread?

Except this time, instead of focusing on two females, it'll be Vader and his codpiece.

A chick in High School admitted to having sexual fantasies about Darth Vader. And this was when Hayden Christensen was probably a toddler, so no excuses there.

"If you only knew the POWER of the dark side!" *cues porno guitar version of The Imperial March*

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Am I the only person here who have the feeling that this thread is going the same way as "Trinity vs. Mary Poppins" thread?

Maybe we should let GALE Force have this one.

Vader is not a sex icon X_X;;;

tho, i knew this one gay guy who used that one pic of vader pointing as his avatar, and now whenever i see that image its like vaders choosing me to be buggered next. x.X;

Frank Hipper wrote:A chick in High School admitted to having sexual fantasies about Darth Vader. And this was when Hayden Christensen was probably a toddler, so no excuses there.

"If you only knew the POWER of the dark side!" *cues porno guitar version of The Imperial March*

Hey, this actually makes it more believable that Ysanne Isard was so infatuated with Emperor Palpatine. Then again, it's possible that she also was a necrophiliac.