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Well I'm in a break up right now.....
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RogueIce wrote:*sigh*

That's it. My new goal is to hunt down and kill all the people on this board who announce they're getting some. Well, actually, I am constrained by my "New Outlook" to not care. Sonuva...

*waves around large wad of cash* Who's going to take up the crusade for me?
Depends. What's airfare cost anyway? Chicago's far away from anywhere else, :twisted:
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That's it! I'm calling up the whorehouse tonight! :evil:
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Acacia wrote: Aw.

So...are you cute? :wink:
Why, yes. Yes I am.

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Acacia wrote:I slept with a woman last night, but she isn't my "significant other". We went bar hopping late, too late as only the lushes and scabs were still around. We saw no need to be frustrated just because the prospects were poor.

It's awesome being bisexual. It really is. :D
I slept with a woman a couple nights ago too...but that woman is my sister and we didn't do anything other than hug & snuggle each other a bit. But yeah, snuggling with other women is pretty fun.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well I'm in a break up right now.....
Damn. Sorry to hear that, YB.
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I should be meeting with Mish before I go home for the summer.
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Remember they were talking about how some Mods have their Mod powers in RL, but how it wouldn't work outside of the forum where they have their Mod powers? You missed it, bub. I don't have Mod powers in a forum, but I have Mod powers... :twisted:
Yes, of course. I knew that. Really. Um, uh, yeah...

BAH! Well, I'll still hunt you down anyway. As soon as I get some free time.
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I got some last night. :wink:
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Lonestar wrote:I got some last night. :wink:
*click-clack* Wait, you're Navy, ain't ya?

*calls forth the Shore Patrol* :twisted:
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Well, I also lack a girl-friend. Actually, I've yet to have one. The closest I got was having lunch with this cool girl at college one day (Math/CS babe!), but then she said she already had a boyfriend. Damn...

Anyway, like StarshipTitanic, I've also hit apathy. First off, girls (even the rentals) cost money. Secondly, I wouldn't touch most of the girls in my area with a cattle prod.
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RogueIce wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Remember they were talking about how some Mods have their Mod powers in RL, but how it wouldn't work outside of the forum where they have their Mod powers? You missed it, bub. I don't have Mod powers in a forum, but I have Mod powers... :twisted:
Yes, of course. I knew that. Really. Um, uh, yeah...

BAH! Well, I'll still hunt you down anyway. As soon as I get some free time.
I'll be sure to edit your schedule. Bwa ha ha ha! :twisted:
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Ha! People who have to make a big deal out of getting sex obviously aren't getting it on a regular basis.
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Darth Wong wrote:Ha! People who have to make a big deal out of getting sex obviously aren't getting it on a regular basis.
Hmmm...so why does a certain person talk so much about anal sex? Could it be...? :P
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I was going to add that people who get laid on a regular basis would still brag to torment those who don't. :P
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Steve wrote:I was going to add that people who get laid on a regular basis would still brag to torment those who don't. :P
Yup, I am that much of a nasty cruel bastard. :twisted:
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Steve wrote:I was going to add that people who get laid on a regular basis would still brag to torment those who don't. :P
Yup, I am that much of a nasty cruel bastard. :twisted:
If that's the best you can do...I guess I'll be ok.
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jmac wrote:Hmmm...so why does a certain person talk so much about anal sex? Could it be...? :P
Maybe because he doesn't get anal sex, he gives it? :D
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jmac wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Ha! People who have to make a big deal out of getting sex obviously aren't getting it on a regular basis.
Hmmm...so why does a certain person talk so much about anal sex? Could it be...? :P
If you're curious, maybe you and Rebecca can get together and talk. Or whatever else you might want to do ... :)
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:I hate every single one of you with girlfriends. Bastards. :P
I don't have a girlfriend, I have a lot of friends who are female but since I'm not sleeping and going out with them they're not my girlfriends. I guess that means you can't hate me. :P
Okay, let me rephrase that... I hate all you GUYS with girlfriends. I don`t care if you girls have boyfriends or girlfriends or both.

Mainly because I don`t want to hate anybody who I could potentially score with. =p
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Darth Wong wrote:If you're curious, maybe you and Rebecca can get together and talk. Or whatever else you might want to do ... :)
Whoa. I didn't quite expect that one. Wait, no twisted smilie...maybe he doesn't mean it in the wrong way...
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RogueIce wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:If you're curious, maybe you and Rebecca can get together and talk. Or whatever else you might want to do ... :)
Whoa. I didn't quite expect that one. Wait, no twisted smilie...maybe he doesn't mean it in the wrong way...
Who are you and what did you do with RogueIce?

What ELSE could he mean dude?
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Steve wrote:I was going to add that people who get laid on a regular basis would still brag to torment those who don't. :P
Yup, I am that much of a nasty cruel bastard. :twisted:
If that's the best you can do...I guess I'll be ok.
I can do better, but I feel constrained somewhat by the quote in my sig....
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Who are you and what did you do with RogueIce?

What ELSE could he mean dude?
Um... Braid hair?
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RogueIce wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Who are you and what did you do with RogueIce?

What ELSE could he mean dude?
Um... Braid hair?
Yeah...and now time to take away the rose color glasses.
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