Hmm.
The
character Seven isn't that hot at all. She is one of the two most beautiful women in any Star Trek, and definitely has the best body IMO, but 99% of the time, poor Seven was just a BITCH. That cuts a potential 100% hotness to maybe 30%.
Jadzia Dax is the only woman who I think can match 7 for classical beauty. Dax is certainly much warmer than Seven, and she has many "sweet" moments. She was also very accomodating to her lovers--her willingness to hit, kick, bite and CLAW Worf for instance. (I'm sorry, but I don't think she'd do that with anyone else. And kinky as that sounds, I wouldn't enjoy intercourse with someone who was trying like hell to kick my ass at the same time.)
So I'd have to rate Jadzia pretty high on the hotness factor. Willingness to please is VERY sexy to me.
Ezri Dax is just the cutest thing, a little apple-headed lovely with eyes you could get lost in. I could definitely see her as hot, but I don't think she was as openly sexual and promiscuous as Jadzia.
Mirror Kira IS hot. And Kira is, in general, a pretty woman I think. Still, I think she's somewhat plainer than my top two, and the Mirror Kira was so damned psycho I'd probably be more scared than turned on. Standard old Kira is a handful, too, a real mass of seething emotions from what I remember. Half the time, she was really irritable; the other, she was melancholy.
No thanks.
T'Pol has one of the sweetest bodies--is she even a choice on the poll--but here again, we're dealing with an ice queen. BZZZZT, next.
Hoshi is very cute, very pretty, but her anxieties would turn me off. And I don't think she's as good-looking as Jadzia.
Troi--very good-looking, great if short body. But I'd reject her on the basis of that psychobabble in a heartbeat. Now, if she promised to stay quiet...
Bev Crusher--too maternal. She's actually a beautiful woman, but at this point in time she's a bit too old even for me, which is saying something. (The love of my life is over 17 years my senior, the prototypical Mrs. Robinson.)
Uhura...sorry, I saw ST:V, when she was long past her prime. Bleh. And Janeway isn't even an option. That bitch squeaks when she walks, she's so uptight. The fact that her voice is harsher than a guy gargling gravel, or that her face is God's cruel joke to those who see her, does not help.
I forgot B'Elanna Torres. Without that stuff on her head, she's a very pretty girl. But her character was very...willful, prone to all kinds of emotional outbursts and hostility.
Jadzia wins for me I guess. Now, if she'll have *me*...
