Lady Tevar..SirNitrams wille

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-21 10:09pm

Stuart Mackey wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:If I were you though, I wouldnt let it go to his head.
Quite droll.

Nit got a good laugh outta that one...

It's funny, tho. He's 'above average' in that department, and such a skinny little beanpole everywhere else!

Except for his legs. He walks everywhere, so he's got very healthy leg muscles and the tightest lil' arse... it's so Squeezable!!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-21 10:19pm

LadyTevar wrote:Nit got a good laugh outta that one...

It's funny, tho. He's 'above average' in that department, and such a skinny little beanpole everywhere else! Except for his legs. He walks everywhere, so he's got very healthy leg muscles and the tightest lil' arse... it's so Squeezable!!

So, instead of muscles, an ass, and a brain, he got an...overextended wee-wee?

Well, I guess that can be useful, too.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-21 10:43pm

RogueIce wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Nit got a good laugh outta that one...

It's funny, tho. He's 'above average' in that department, and such a skinny little beanpole everywhere else! Except for his legs. He walks everywhere, so he's got very healthy leg muscles and the tightest lil' arse... it's so Squeezable!!
So, instead of muscles, an ass, and a brain, he got an...overextended wee-wee?

Well, I guess that can be useful, too.

A Gnome dies tonight.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-09-21 10:47pm

LadyTevar wrote:
verilon wrote:
innerbrat wrote:*winces*

owww....
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that... [winces]

~ver
Not 'Owww'. "OOHHHH!" repeated many many times.

People only have so much capacity...

~ver

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-09-22 02:43am

SirNitram wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Nit got a good laugh outta that one...

It's funny, tho. He's 'above average' in that department, and such a skinny little beanpole everywhere else! Except for his legs. He walks everywhere, so he's got very healthy leg muscles and the tightest lil' arse... it's so Squeezable!!
So, instead of muscles, an ass, and a brain, he got an...overextended wee-wee?

Well, I guess that can be useful, too.
A Gnome dies tonight.

Suppression of truth and free speech is very spacebattles of you, Nitram

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-09-22 02:55am

LadyTevar wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote: Quite droll.

Nit got a good laugh outta that one...

It's funny, tho. He's 'above average' in that department, and such a skinny little beanpole everywhere else! Except for his legs. He walks everywhere, so he's got very healthy leg muscles and the tightest lil' arse... it's so Squeezable!!

Thats what my GF says about me

Are all GF's required by union to say that about their sig others?

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-09-22 02:57am

Stuart Mackey wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
..................... What Prophecy?
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ht=#720342
*Elvis*Thank you, thank very much *Elvis*

You will be receiving a late nite visit from Elim Garak, Darkstar, Timmy Jones that will involve copious amounts of vaseline, one of those hawaiian torches, and that inflatable goat you keep hidden under your bed. There are harsh penalties for fufilling prophecies best left untouched.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-09-22 04:00am

Would anyone here be interested in decorating a horse penis?

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-22 08:03am

Connor MacLeod wrote:
You will be receiving a late nite visit from Elim Garak, Darkstar, Timmy Jones that will involve copious amounts of vaseline, one of those hawaiian torches,

You overestimate their abilities..those three couldnt beat their own meat letalone anything else.

and that inflatable goat you keep hidden under your bed. There are harsh penalties for fufilling prophecies best left untouched.

Hey! you promised you would keep that part of our life secret! bastard!

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-22 08:06am

Hamel wrote:Would anyone here be interested in decorating a horse penis?

I dont want to know about your beastiality fantasys..but hey, dont let that stop you, if you have the horse you go right ahead and decorate that penis..just dont expect many others, except Ray Kav, to respond to your invitation

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-22 04:13pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
RogueIce wrote: So, instead of muscles, an ass, and a brain, he got an...overextended wee-wee?

Well, I guess that can be useful, too.
A Gnome dies tonight.
Suppression of truth and free speech is very spacebattles of you, Nitram

They can speak the truth and use free speech. They just die messily afterwards. Spacebattles has years to go before it matches my evil.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-22 06:31pm

RogueIce wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Nit got a good laugh outta that one...

It's funny, tho. He's 'above average' in that department, and such a skinny little beanpole everywhere else! Except for his legs. He walks everywhere, so he's got very healthy leg muscles and the tightest lil' arse... it's so Squeezable!!
So, instead of muscles, an ass, and a brain, he got an...overextended wee-wee?

Well, I guess that can be useful, too.

Was that a compliment, or are you just jealous that your schlong isn't 9 inches long?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-22 08:30pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
RogueIce wrote:So, instead of muscles, an ass, and a brain, he got an...overextended wee-wee?

Well, I guess that can be useful, too.
Was that a compliment, or are you just jealous that your schlong isn't 9 inches long?

Does it really matter? With his oversized wang, it's not like he'll enough brains left over to tell the difference.

In fact, I think it's his wang that controls his functions on the board. Why else is he so easily prone to violence and always feels the need to have a bigger and better "Hadoken"?