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Posted: 2003-09-30 05:20pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Not only am I opposed to rediculously oversized implants, I'm opposed to rediculously oversized real breasts. Gah those saggy bastards are scary.

Posted: 2003-09-30 05:25pm
by Setzer
The important thing is balance. They should standardize breast implant sizes, so the man likes them and the woman isn't unnecessarily burdened.

Posted: 2003-09-30 05:32pm
by Col. Crackpot
Setzer wrote:The important thing is balance. They should standardize breast implant sizes, so the man likes them and the woman isn't unnecessarily burdened.
yes, standards are good. Then, just slap a big ISO-9000 Certified! label on her tits after the surgery.

Posted: 2003-09-30 05:33pm
by Nathan F
Superman wrote:Nathan, ah yes I am making it up. Guys never titty fuck...
Not to say that it never happens, you just seem to try and flaunt whatever sexual exploit you have supposedly had at every chance you can get.

Posted: 2003-09-30 05:35pm
by Nathan F
*shudder*

I just remembered...at the store I work at over the summers, some nastified woman comes in fairly often. She has these saggy ones that hang down past her belly (seriously, they hang to her WAIST). I mean, that is UNNATURAL!!! You just want to go vomit after seeing it...

Posted: 2003-09-30 05:38pm
by Montcalm
Nathan F wrote:
Superman wrote:Nathan, ah yes I am making it up. Guys never titty fuck...
Not to say that it never happens, you just seem to try and flaunt whatever sexual exploit you have supposedly had at every chance you can get.
Superman must be one of those who write those famous Penthouse Letters,much talk and sexual fantasies but they`re all dreams. :wink:

Posted: 2003-09-30 05:43pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
They must take the belief that a guy will prefer a C cup to an A cup, and extrapolate it to think that they'll prefer a G cup over an E cup or something. It's more of a curve. I don't like them too small (Especially since all the small breasts belong to frickin' sticks), and if it's too big, it's just not right.

Posted: 2003-09-30 06:12pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Of course this is the same distorted frame where you have to starve actresses concentration camp thin....
What is you referring to as the same distorted frame?? The sort of women The Yosemite Bear implies he prefers??
No I hate anorexics (I come from a very disfunctional family.)

I said I perfer more of the Botocelli type look.
purhaps you should look at renisance art some more, and hopefully not Bosche....

Actually I like women who actually have HIPS, no ribs showing, etc.

Posted: 2003-09-30 07:43pm
by Rye
The best boobs are those that are proportionate to the rest of her body, i must admit, i prefer more noticable boobs, but i don't get anything from ridiculously big ones.

Theresa Scott's boobs are just right, dunno if they're implants or nto but it doesn't really matter...or Tera Patrick's.

Posted: 2003-09-30 07:47pm
by Hamel
Real b00bs, size not an issue

And Red, we're not being sensitive, we're being all natural

Posted: 2003-09-30 09:12pm
by Stormbringer
I think that a woman's breasts should fit with the rest of her body. There's certain aesthic to a woman's body and unnaturally large breasts tend to violate that and it shows. That just doesn't appeal.

Posted: 2003-09-30 09:20pm
by Darth Wong
RedImperator wrote:And while every other guy here (save Superman, God bless him) seems to be in a race to prove how modern and sensitive he is on this issue, let me come out and say that I like big tits and I don't particularly care how they got that way.
Why do you assume that anybody who disagrees with you must be trying to prove how modern and sensitive he is on the issue? I'm as politically incorrect as anybody on the subject of female objectification, but I don't like giant fake hooters. In fact, just thinking about the presence of an artificial implant bag under the skin kind of makes me sick.

Posted: 2003-09-30 09:22pm
by aerius
Anyways, no discussion is complete without pictures. These boobs are on the large side, but they look natural enough. :)

Image

Posted: 2003-09-30 09:31pm
by Chardok
Chardok acting like Dennis Miller wrote:Here here! Mike! (Yes, THAT was a me-too)
But I feel strongly about this. Where the fuck do you get off? It was a question about personal preference, and because you happen to subscribe to the stereotypical male "give me monster jugs or give me death" Suddenly we're sensitive tree-hugging, greenpeace card-carrying, big-hair wearing sensitive guys who cry at movies like titanic? I think Fucking Not. FUCK titanic. Fuck Old Yeller. I like it when he got killed. I threw a fucking party. I like CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAN shaven pussies and ZERO underarm hair. I like small tits. They tend to be perkier and much more fun to fantacise about. I watch Football. I drink beer. BUT I hate NASCAR, hate baseball, hate basketball, LOVE Halo, I drive a 1989 Subaru. No stereo system. I pick my nose. I bite my fingernails-regularly, my house is a disaster. I mean a fucking DISASTER. Does that make me nasty? Partially, but I have 30 pairs of socks and 20 sets of underwear. It's not uncommon for me, during the weeked, to take two or three showers a day, depending on my activities for the day.
Do I SOUND like a modern and sensitive guy? NO! FUCK NO! HELL NO! I SPIT, FOR CRISSAKES! Now.

Dennis Miller Rant mode off.

Posted: 2003-09-30 10:00pm
by beyond hope
Darth Wong wrote:For a good example of porno breast implants gone wrong, look at Briana Banks when she first broke into the business, compared to Briana Banks now. She looks ridiculous.
Chasey Lain comes to mind too: that boob job was just awful.
DPDarkPrimus wrote:That is actually what they were first created for.
I thought that's the way I remembered it, but my memory is notoriously unreliable. Glad to know its not completely full of holes. :)

Posted: 2003-09-30 11:40pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Chesty Morgan, anyone? :mrgreen:

*shudders, cries, then shoots self in head*

Posted: 2003-10-01 02:02am
by Kuja
LadyTevar wrote:My sister would be so happy to hear all you guys who likes big breasts.

She's *naturally* a size 48 FF in one and G in the other.

Yes they make bras that big. :shock:
Holy dear fuck. :shock: :shock: :shock:
She's also talking to a plastic surgeon about nessecary breast reduction to save her spine, which is distorting from her arthritis and the weight of her boobs
Yikes.
Since I'm a 38A, she's offering to donate some of what's cut out to me :lol:
Now that's true sibling affection. :D

Posted: 2003-10-01 02:38am
by TrailerParkJawa
Darth Wong wrote:For a good example of porno breast implants gone wrong, look at Briana Banks when she first broke into the business, compared to Briana Banks now. She looks ridiculous.
Mimi Miyagi ruined her figure with breast implants. I saw her films when she first started and she had a nice figure. She then went and got these horrendous implants that make her look terrible.

Posted: 2003-10-01 02:56am
by Exonerate
Shape and proportion over size...

Posted: 2003-10-01 08:06am
by Boba Fett
Enforcer Talen wrote:heh. I much prefer natural to synthetic. if I want a barbie doll, I can go to toysrus.
Then you probably has a very tiny penis if it fits in a barbie doll... :roll:

Sorry E.T. couldn't resist! :lol: :lol: :lol:

.... :!: :!: :!: Enforcer Talen = E.T. :lol:

Sorry again...having a bad day! :wink:

Posted: 2003-10-01 11:22am
by LadyTevar
Kuja wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
Since I'm a 38A, she's offering to donate some of what's cut out to me :lol:
Now that's true sibling affection. :D
We've only joked about it since 1988 :roll: :lol:

Posted: 2003-10-01 12:13pm
by BoredShirtless
Chardok wrote:FUCK titanic.
Titanic is great. The score is pretty good too.

Posted: 2003-10-01 02:22pm
by beyond hope
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Chesty Morgan, anyone? :mrgreen:

*shudders, cries, then shoots self in head*
Rule of thumb: if a porn actress has a name with "chesty," "busty," or some variation on "peaks" in it, it's gonna be a scary sight.

Posted: 2003-10-01 04:33pm
by Lord Pounder
For a look at when boob jobs go wrong run a search for a Page 3 girl called Jordan, also known as Katie Price. She was a lovely girl, an absolute scorcher.

http://www.famousbabes.com/pics118/katieP/katieP017.jpg

After 3 boob jobs she lost her job in Page 3. Became a celebrity slut/hooker and looks like this.

http://www.famousbabes.com/pics118/katieP/katieP116.jpg

Posted: 2003-10-01 04:44pm
by HemlockGrey
Not to say that it never happens, you just seem to try and flaunt whatever sexual exploit you have supposedly had at every chance you can get.
Right, because everyone else is oh so fucking modest....