Posted: 2003-09-30 05:20pm
Not only am I opposed to rediculously oversized implants, I'm opposed to rediculously oversized real breasts. Gah those saggy bastards are scary.
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yes, standards are good. Then, just slap a big ISO-9000 Certified! label on her tits after the surgery.Setzer wrote:The important thing is balance. They should standardize breast implant sizes, so the man likes them and the woman isn't unnecessarily burdened.
Not to say that it never happens, you just seem to try and flaunt whatever sexual exploit you have supposedly had at every chance you can get.Superman wrote:Nathan, ah yes I am making it up. Guys never titty fuck...
Superman must be one of those who write those famous Penthouse Letters,much talk and sexual fantasies but they`re all dreams.Nathan F wrote:Not to say that it never happens, you just seem to try and flaunt whatever sexual exploit you have supposedly had at every chance you can get.Superman wrote:Nathan, ah yes I am making it up. Guys never titty fuck...
No I hate anorexics (I come from a very disfunctional family.)Simon H.Johansen wrote:What is you referring to as the same distorted frame?? The sort of women The Yosemite Bear implies he prefers??The Yosemite Bear wrote:Of course this is the same distorted frame where you have to starve actresses concentration camp thin....
Why do you assume that anybody who disagrees with you must be trying to prove how modern and sensitive he is on the issue? I'm as politically incorrect as anybody on the subject of female objectification, but I don't like giant fake hooters. In fact, just thinking about the presence of an artificial implant bag under the skin kind of makes me sick.RedImperator wrote:And while every other guy here (save Superman, God bless him) seems to be in a race to prove how modern and sensitive he is on this issue, let me come out and say that I like big tits and I don't particularly care how they got that way.

Chardok acting like Dennis Miller wrote:Here here! Mike! (Yes, THAT was a me-too)
But I feel strongly about this. Where the fuck do you get off? It was a question about personal preference, and because you happen to subscribe to the stereotypical male "give me monster jugs or give me death" Suddenly we're sensitive tree-hugging, greenpeace card-carrying, big-hair wearing sensitive guys who cry at movies like titanic? I think Fucking Not. FUCK titanic. Fuck Old Yeller. I like it when he got killed. I threw a fucking party. I like CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAN shaven pussies and ZERO underarm hair. I like small tits. They tend to be perkier and much more fun to fantacise about. I watch Football. I drink beer. BUT I hate NASCAR, hate baseball, hate basketball, LOVE Halo, I drive a 1989 Subaru. No stereo system. I pick my nose. I bite my fingernails-regularly, my house is a disaster. I mean a fucking DISASTER. Does that make me nasty? Partially, but I have 30 pairs of socks and 20 sets of underwear. It's not uncommon for me, during the weeked, to take two or three showers a day, depending on my activities for the day.
Do I SOUND like a modern and sensitive guy? NO! FUCK NO! HELL NO! I SPIT, FOR CRISSAKES! Now.
Chasey Lain comes to mind too: that boob job was just awful.Darth Wong wrote:For a good example of porno breast implants gone wrong, look at Briana Banks when she first broke into the business, compared to Briana Banks now. She looks ridiculous.
I thought that's the way I remembered it, but my memory is notoriously unreliable. Glad to know its not completely full of holes.DPDarkPrimus wrote:That is actually what they were first created for.
Holy dear fuck.LadyTevar wrote:My sister would be so happy to hear all you guys who likes big breasts.
She's *naturally* a size 48 FF in one and G in the other.
Yes they make bras that big.![]()
Yikes.She's also talking to a plastic surgeon about nessecary breast reduction to save her spine, which is distorting from her arthritis and the weight of her boobs
Now that's true sibling affection.Since I'm a 38A, she's offering to donate some of what's cut out to me
Mimi Miyagi ruined her figure with breast implants. I saw her films when she first started and she had a nice figure. She then went and got these horrendous implants that make her look terrible.Darth Wong wrote:For a good example of porno breast implants gone wrong, look at Briana Banks when she first broke into the business, compared to Briana Banks now. She looks ridiculous.
Then you probably has a very tiny penis if it fits in a barbie doll...Enforcer Talen wrote:heh. I much prefer natural to synthetic. if I want a barbie doll, I can go to toysrus.
We've only joked about it since 1988Kuja wrote:LadyTevar wrote:Now that's true sibling affection.Since I'm a 38A, she's offering to donate some of what's cut out to me
Titanic is great. The score is pretty good too.Chardok wrote:FUCK titanic.
Rule of thumb: if a porn actress has a name with "chesty," "busty," or some variation on "peaks" in it, it's gonna be a scary sight.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Chesty Morgan, anyone?
*shudders, cries, then shoots self in head*
Right, because everyone else is oh so fucking modest....Not to say that it never happens, you just seem to try and flaunt whatever sexual exploit you have supposedly had at every chance you can get.