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Which sex masturbates more?

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Superman wrote:It's called being practical. All I have to do is snap my fingers and my penis stands up. It's like a dog begging for treats.
Even with my raging hormones, mine still takes 10-15 minutes, how do you do it?
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Years of practice, my friend.
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Gandalf wrote:
Superman wrote:It's called being practical. All I have to do is snap my fingers and my penis stands up. It's like a dog begging for treats.
Even with my raging hormones, mine still takes 10-15 minutes, how do you do it?
Premature ejaculation? :mrgreen:
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No no no.... I am talking about jerking off, not sex. Two different ball games. Jerking off is all about practicality. It's about getting the most bang for your buck. You know...
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So you jerk off and ejaculate in 45 seconds, if I read you correctly?


Isn't the point to last as long as possible? You know, "more bang for your buck?"
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seriously, I don't think you're reaping all the benefits your penis has to offer.
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Look, I have things to do. I want to jerk off and get off as quickly as possible. Like I said, it's about practicality. I lay down in the shower and BAM, I'm done. I jerk in front of the PC and BAM, I'm done. I put in some porn, BAM...
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That sounds pretty sad, actually.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Men. The first thing that comes to my mind is "What do women touch?"
Ever heard of a clitoris? :roll:
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Superman wrote:Look, I have things to do. I want to jerk off and get off as quickly as possible. Like I said, it's about practicality. I lay down in the shower and BAM, I'm done. I jerk in front of the PC and BAM, I'm done. I put in some porn, BAM...
So when you have sex with a girl it's 45 seconds and done too? :P
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Actually, shinova, I find that when you jerk off as much as I do, the actual sex can last for quite a while.

Ok, another thing here: My hands are very calloused from my weight lifting. My penis become chaffed when I jerk for long periods of time. It's like my penis has a callous now all of its own. It's naturally ribbed for her pleasure.
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Shinova wrote:Someone once said if you see a woman with one leg over the other and rubbing them against each other a lot, there's a good chance she's getting off.
What do legs have to do with getting off?
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I think he's refering to Kegal exercises or something.
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Zaia wrote:What do legs have to do with getting off?
Something about the thighs causing the labia or something rubbing and the motion stimulating the clitoris also.

Maybe you could try it out for us and post back to see if it's true or not. :P
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Superman wrote:Look, I have things to do. I want to jerk off and get off as quickly as possible. Like I said, it's about practicality. I lay down in the shower and BAM, I'm done. I jerk in front of the PC and BAM, I'm done. I put in some porn, BAM...
Seriously, it's shouldn't surprise anyone that different people enjoy different things. Myself: the proverbial journey-it-self, and all that.

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Feh, everybody knows this would would be a much better place if we were all just lesbians. :P
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Not all, thank you very much. That's not to mention that in this context, bi-sexual women are more appealling.
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Zaia wrote:
Shinova wrote:Someone once said if you see a woman with one leg over the other and rubbing them against each other a lot, there's a good chance she's getting off.
What do legs have to do with getting off?
I usually make a quick stop at the thighs before finishing my journey upward. 8)
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Kuja wrote:I usually make a quick stop at the thighs before finishing my journey upward. 8)
You caress your own thighs when you masturbate?! Aww, that's so...sensitive. :P
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Zaia wrote:
Kuja wrote:I usually make a quick stop at the thighs before finishing my journey upward. 8)
You caress your own thighs when you masturbate?! Aww, that's so...sensitive. :P
Of course, don't you? :|
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Hmmmmmmm, I've always wondered why women in skirts like to cross their legs and scoot around on their chairs all day! :!: :!: :!: :shock:
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You know, alot of women don't even masturbate until they're well into their 30's. Guys start at 15 or 16.
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Kuja wrote:Of course, don't you? :|
I...well...err...um....YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER WITH THAT AND YOU KNOW IT!! :P
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Zaia wrote:
Kuja wrote:Of course, don't you? :|
I...well...err...um....YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER WITH THAT AND YOU KNOW IT!! :P
LOOK WHO'S TALKING. :P
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Kuja wrote:
Zaia wrote:I...well...err...um....YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER WITH THAT AND YOU KNOW IT!! :P
LOOK WHO'S TALKING. :P
Whaddya mean? I always play by the rules! *folds arms* :P

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Ummmm, not to rip on Kuja, but I have trouble believing that the average guy caresses his own thighs while masturbating. For women, many parts of the body may be erogenous zones, but AFAIK the average guy has precisely one erogenous zone, and it ain't located on the thighs.
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Darth Wong wrote:Ummmm, not to rip on Kuja, but I have trouble believing that the average guy caresses his own thighs while masturbating. For women, many parts of the body may be erogenous zones, but AFAIK the average guy has precisely one erogenous zone, and it ain't located on the thighs.
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